Well Everybody...I'm Excited! You Can Congratulate Me Now!

I wasn't gonna tell all of you this right now. I was thinking I'd wait until the date got a little closer before I spilled the beans. But I just can't keep from sharing this wonderful bit of news with all of you!

It all started on Thursday night at Princess Grace's Tease Time. We had a prophet in attendance, and it wasn't BillyProphet, who you might remember led a few of us on that almost fatal trek into the desert. No friends, this prophet was for REAL!!!

He made a couple of astounding predictions for the future, and I for one believed every one of them. Some of that may be because I'm insane, but he was so darn convincing! Here's the deal!

The prophecy says that within the next 2 years, I am gonna have dinner with, and get this, MARRY Princess Grace, the Mindfucktress Stroke Princess Herself! I don't know what kind of a vision he saw to come up with that one, but I'm not taking any chances, and I've started making preparations already.

I'm thinking that we'll both be wearing wedding gowns, Princess will have to decide on the colors... I'll leave that part up to Her. I also think it will be really cool if we both wear a hot pair of ballet boots for our trip down the aisle. The corsets will be optional, that's up to Princess.

I was hoping the wedding ceremony could be held at Princess' Castle, where we could honeymoon right in Her Dungeon, but realized that Her state still has some stupid, outdated idea about two girls marrying each other, and so we'll have to move the ceremony over to another state where the lawmakers aren't such stick-in-the-muds.

I figure that whatever gown I wear, it'll be cut very low in the back so I can show off the wedding tattoo that will be covering my whole back. A huge picture of Princess Grace in a Domme outfit with our marriage vows underneath it will be really cool looking, don't ya think? And how about this? Instead of me wearing a wedding band on my finger, She can pierce me and put a ring through my septum right during the ceremony! OMG!!! How awesome is THAT gonna be!!

I'm sure that I'll also take on Her name at the ceremony. Little Bitchass Grace... I like the way that sounds, don't you? Oh, this is SOOO exciting!

I know that some of you are gonna be pretty jealous about this, but I can't help that. This is fate after all, and you don't mess with fate. I just know that I'm as excited as all getout, and giddy as a schoolgirl!

OK, that's all I have so far, but I'll keep you all informed as the wedding date approaches!

Aren't you all happy for me? I soooo wuvs my Stroke Princess!

Oh, and that reminds me, I think maybe I should tell Princess about all this...

little bitchass

OK OK.... I KNOW It's Been A Long Time!

As most of you know who read this blog regularly, I have not posted a new entry in it since Christmas Eve, and yes, I've been hearing about it! Bitchass just needed some time off. That doesn't mean I haven't missed being involved.

It's been a nice little break from the pressures of writing all these literary masterpieces, and now I think it's time to go back to work. Only problem is, now that I'm ready to get back into the swing of things, coming up with ideas for what to write hasn't been so easy. I wonder if this happens in other areas besides blogging? I'm just glad things still worked for me after being let out of the CB2000 by the Stroke Princess after 78 days of non-use.

So, for about a week now, I've been trying to find the perfect blockbuster topic to make a comeback with. I had a really good topic pop up late last week, and it would've made an excellent post, just from the sheer stupidity of it, but I decided not to pull the stake out of the vampire's heart. Keep looking, bitchass...

Maybe a little bit about what's been happening around here will be a good start... I'll just write and see what happens, I guess...

I've had a lot of people, Mistresses and chatroom friends, encouraging me to get the blog rolling again. It's been getting so bad, that a few have even been resorting to heckling me during Tease Time about it. I'm sure there are lots who wish I would stop posting permanently, but I feel kinda like I'm letting my friends down by not writing. I started the blog for Princess Grace in the first place, and right now I feel like I'm disappointing Her. I know how much She used to love printing out my posts, and taking them into the bathroom with Her to read. It even saved Her from buying toilet paper on more than one occasion I'm sure.

I also miss writing the interwoven stories with all of my usual friends in here. The stories that we've worked on together are still a lot of fun to read, and the comments are usually hilarious! I've been talking to Girl Friday and Corruptrix, and they assure me that they're ready to go back to work too. Friday's been working on her tan and enjoying the quiet time while TracerBulletBilly is in jail on that reckless endangerment charge. She's especially happy because it gives her knees some extra time to heal up.

Corruptrix has been working on her paleness and laying low since her unfortunate courtroom testimony, where she almost got herself in deep shit by making what looked like a confession of murder in front of the judge. Luckily, the judge was an idiot and Corruptrix was able to float home without any charges being made. It was a close call though...

And what about Princess Grace you ask? Both She and Her legal mouthpiece Miss Tara were found innocent on all charges related to the non-murder of BillyBear, and have been seen drinking Bloody Mary's and dancing well into the early morning hours at Pantysue's new strip club. Evidently, they've kissed and made up a few times after their widely reported courtroom spat.

Miss Tara's radio show is still going strong, and I encourage all of you to stop into the chatroom while She's on the air. Don't bother coming though, if you don't like to laugh. And don't expect to be cumming during Her show either. The SpankMistress doesn't care a whole awful lot about boy cummies, and you will be waiting for a looooooonnnngggg time if You think you'll be dribbling on Her floors. You MAY get to hear Her sing though, If you've been good.

The latest incarnation of BillyBear has been seen waddling around LDW Land for the past week. He resembles a cross between Cartman and a large marshmallow with huge claws. It's a good idea to have a fire extiguisher handy if you're gonna be anywhere in his vicinity though. We've had to replace burned curtains in the Kink Chatroom twice already. Princess Grace has figured out a way to harness his power and use him at Her parties to roast marshmallows for Her.

Lucky and BillyMarshmallow have started a blog war over OG, who I thought I had an ironclad slave contract with, but now Lucky conveniently can't find the papers we signed, and so ownership passes back to Lucky. BM disputes this but I think he's gonna lose. They don't call Lucky Lucky for nothing.

Pantysue is starting on her quest to become the longest continuously locked-down pet in Princess Grace's history. Pantysue, I think the time will go by fast, once you get that first year under your belt. You'll be FINE! Don't worry about a thing!

Ace has signed over the cookie factory to a new owner, who is turning it into some kind of Kink emporium. I put in an application there to try and get a job as a Bondage Device Tester, but I think they don't want me because they know I might not put forth my best effort into trying to get out. I haven't heard back yet, so I'm thinking I'm not a candidate for it. I'm hoping Princess Grace will open a factory too, and will need somebody to test Her devices out for Her.

And last but certainly not least, the StrokePrincess is still holding Her Tease Time chats every Thursday night at 10 Eastern in the Community Kink Chatroom, just like She has every week for about the last year and a half. This is one of the most popular and well attended hosted chats at LDW, and has been since its start. Tease Time is always a blast, and it's a great way for some who don't know Princess Grace to get to know Her a little bit better. Whether She gives us new MP3s to drool over or teases us to distraction, She never fails to leave us wanting and needing Her desperately by the time Tease Time is over.

Regarding Tease Time, while I've been taking my break, I've been depriving Lucky of my Tease Time Review, and so beginning next week I'll be starting those up again.

That's pretty much what's been happening. The post wasn't a "Wastelands" like I was planning it to be, but it feels good to get the first one under my belt. I'm sorry I couldn't mention all of my friends in here by name, but you know who you are, and I'm glad to have you all with me.

I can't wait to start reading the comments from you again, but let's keep them nice. I just toss the nasty ones these days anyway...

Princess, it's good to be back, and I'm proud as ever to tell anybody who'll listen that I'm Yours!

Your bitchass wuvs Ya!

l.b.a.