Neener Neener Neener... Bet You Never Expected This...
Let's get right into it, shall we?
Last night was Thursday night, a scant one day after the momentous and long anticipated unveiling of my review of last week's Tease Time. I felt so bad about depriving my long suffering readers, and pledged to myself that I would get future reviews out in a more timely manner. Actually, that's not going all that far out on a limb, because making pledges in blogspace does not necessarily mean that you're gonna do what you pledge to do when it all comes down to it.
I was almost late getting into the Kink Chatroom, and even though I made it with a minute to spare, the Stroke Princess was already teasing the room before I could even make Her dizzy with my trademark "Princess Twirl".
Princess revealed early in the session that She had gotten Her nails painted purple, with a silver lines, which to those in the know, is an indication of Her Vampiratrix status. The silver line has some kind of signifigance, but I forget what it was, except that it looks really cool under the light of the full moon.
Someone in the room must have cut themselves shaving, because MsVampiraGrace seemed to pick up the scent of blood, and worked Herself and everybody else into a frenzy with a teasing play-by-play description of Her method of attack. By the time She got around to sinking Her fangs into anybody's thigh, nobody in the room was making much of an effort to get away.
Once the bandaids were passed out and the stray drops of blood mopped up, it was noted that Lucky is still intoxicated by the visitor map in Princess' blog. BillyBear suggested that Princess make a Map MP3 for Lucky at Her earliest convenience. I think Princess liked the idea, because that way She could embed some secret tracking software into the MP3 and track Lucky whenever he got the urge to hang out in the mens bathroom at the Walmart.
The topic got around to Ms Grace's favorite toy, the Aneros. I could not believe it, but there was a chatter in the room who went by the name of Robert, who apparently has been living under a rock. After going to countless Tease Times, he was somehow still unaware of what an Aneros was. For the rest of the time he was there, Robert made a relentless effort to get a free personal tease out of Princess centered around how he was gonna stroke with Her Aneros lodged firmly in his love tunnel.
We started to talk about Princess' new fitness walking routine. It turns out that Princess and I are going to be doing our walkies together. OK, maybe not together, since we live pretty far apart, but at least we will be doing our walking on the same nights. I was pretty excited that Princess and I would both be cumming three times a week, and maybe at pretty much the same time. That thought didn't last long, because She quickly pointed out that She was gonna cum whenever She felt like it, and it was more likely that it would be a bit more frequent than three times a week. As a matter of fact, She pointed out that She had already cum three times that day.
Super!
BillyInstigator picked up on the walkies topic, and helped me out by trying to convince Princess that I should do my walkies not only with an Aneros shoved up my ass, but also wearing the Ballet Boots From Hell. Is it any wonder that I am suing the Occasional Assassin scandal rag, and it's Liar-In-Chief, BillyBear? Anyway, MsGrace saw right through his scheme and recognized it for what it really was, which was a desperate cry for help. She realized that BillyBear was feeling left out and that he wanted nothing more than to get his own pair of ballet boots and start a walkies program in them.
The only thing BillyBear might want more than that is to have Butter Crisco and popping corn stuffed up his ass so he can make buttered popcorn for everybody the next time Princess shoves Her hot curling iron up there.
The evening's activities concluded with Princess describing her Tiara collection to the chatters. She has one of almost every color and style ever made, and rents a vault over at Ft Knox that she keeps them in.
A little known Princess fact came to light when Ms Grace revealed that She used to have a real halo, but that it slipped down and now She wears it as an ankle bracelet. I swear to God that's true! Ask Her if you don't believe me!
Pantyspike was a no-show last night, which was a huge letdown, because she had been slated to do a self-piercing demonstration using her sainted Grandpa's legendary railroad spike. Well, maybe next week...
The failure of Canadian Guy to appear at Tease Time again was a huge disappointment to me. I was hoping that he would start attending the chats more regularly, because he provides a Canadian counterpoint to Shrimpington Q Shrimp's crustacean humor. The only reason I can see for CGs absence was that last week, Pantyhose and him were hitting it off pretty good in chat, and they may have been spending some quality time together last night. I've heard that Canadian Guy is a pretty good nut kicker.
All too soon, the hour was up, and the Stroke Princess was saying Her goodbyes to everyone in the room, and getting ready to leave so she could torture poor Tease into buying her that new BMW. It's amazing how quickly one hour flies past when You're enjoying some time with the Stroke Princess.
Princess, thank You for another wonderful Tease Time, and as always, Your bitchass wuvs You!
See you all next time!
little bitchass
2008-05-30
2008-05-23
Thought I Should Phone In Another Tease Time Review For Lucky...
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OK, I'm not gonna be able to call in a review of last week's Tease Time with Ms Grace, so I guess I'll actually have to type this. Calling them in is much easier for a lazy bum like me, especially since I haven't had time to sit down and write one so far this week. But since I don't want to let Princess or Lucky down, I'll try to touch on what I remember of the chat that night. (I would say I don't want to let BillyBear down too, but I can't because my slander lawsuit against his blog is pending, and my lawyers have advised against mentioning his name)
We had a nice little gathering of chatters in the Kink Chatroom that night, but by now, I forget almost everything about how many were there, who was there, or what was said. I do remember a few things about that night's chat, but I'm afraid this post is gonna be a little thin.
This much I can tell you. Princess Grace was there. So it was good! That's all you need to know. She had not made any new MP3s that day, because She had been way too busy making all of Her Princessy appearances for Her subjects, and taking care of all the other things that Princesses normally take care of.
As much as I like hearing the new MP3s, if Princess does not have new MP3s for Tease Time, I have just as much fun. It just means more chatting time with Her.
It was nice to see our old friend Canadian Guy make the trek all the way down from his igloo on the Frozen Tundra to attend Princess' chat. I had forgotten how much this guy makes me laugh. I wish I could remember some of his jokes from that night, because he really comes up with some funny shit! I'm hoping that the ice floes will stay melted until fall, and he will be around to come in every week and bring his penguins with him. Oh, and he always has lots of beer with him too. He's very easy to distract and we can steal his beer if we work things right.
At one point, BillyBear made a challenge to Princess that he was a better tonguer than She was. Silly bear! Princess picked up that gauntlet, bitchslapped him with it, and proceeded to prove to him who was the Tease there and who wasn't. I was getting pretty worked up listening to Her side of it as she worked him over, but I was almost throwing up in my mouth a little whenever I thought of his blue, bear tongue inside Her lovely mouth. Thankfully, She proved him wrong well before I had to run and get a bucket.
The low point of the night was the appearance of a repeater who went by the name of Pantyhose. At least that's what he called himself on Thursday. No matter what name he comes in under, he always does the same routine every time he comes in. He pays no attention to where Princess Grace is going with Her chat, and instead, tries to force his boring and repetitive agenda onto everyone. Yes, we know you wax your legs and your sister kicked you in the nuts. I suppose he thinks everybody is as stupid as he is and doesn't see through him. I wish his sister would finally kick him in the nuts so hard that he won't have to ask people to castrate him anymore.
Well, that's all for today. I have to leave soon so I can do my walkies for the Stroke Princess when I get home, which also means that I will be able to cum tonight.
Sorry for the abbreviated version. Hopefully, things will be a lot less busy this week and I'll be able to get the next Tease Time Review in by the deadline.
See you all next time! And as always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
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OK, I'm not gonna be able to call in a review of last week's Tease Time with Ms Grace, so I guess I'll actually have to type this. Calling them in is much easier for a lazy bum like me, especially since I haven't had time to sit down and write one so far this week. But since I don't want to let Princess or Lucky down, I'll try to touch on what I remember of the chat that night. (I would say I don't want to let BillyBear down too, but I can't because my slander lawsuit against his blog is pending, and my lawyers have advised against mentioning his name)
We had a nice little gathering of chatters in the Kink Chatroom that night, but by now, I forget almost everything about how many were there, who was there, or what was said. I do remember a few things about that night's chat, but I'm afraid this post is gonna be a little thin.
This much I can tell you. Princess Grace was there. So it was good! That's all you need to know. She had not made any new MP3s that day, because She had been way too busy making all of Her Princessy appearances for Her subjects, and taking care of all the other things that Princesses normally take care of.
As much as I like hearing the new MP3s, if Princess does not have new MP3s for Tease Time, I have just as much fun. It just means more chatting time with Her.
It was nice to see our old friend Canadian Guy make the trek all the way down from his igloo on the Frozen Tundra to attend Princess' chat. I had forgotten how much this guy makes me laugh. I wish I could remember some of his jokes from that night, because he really comes up with some funny shit! I'm hoping that the ice floes will stay melted until fall, and he will be around to come in every week and bring his penguins with him. Oh, and he always has lots of beer with him too. He's very easy to distract and we can steal his beer if we work things right.
At one point, BillyBear made a challenge to Princess that he was a better tonguer than She was. Silly bear! Princess picked up that gauntlet, bitchslapped him with it, and proceeded to prove to him who was the Tease there and who wasn't. I was getting pretty worked up listening to Her side of it as she worked him over, but I was almost throwing up in my mouth a little whenever I thought of his blue, bear tongue inside Her lovely mouth. Thankfully, She proved him wrong well before I had to run and get a bucket.
The low point of the night was the appearance of a repeater who went by the name of Pantyhose. At least that's what he called himself on Thursday. No matter what name he comes in under, he always does the same routine every time he comes in. He pays no attention to where Princess Grace is going with Her chat, and instead, tries to force his boring and repetitive agenda onto everyone. Yes, we know you wax your legs and your sister kicked you in the nuts. I suppose he thinks everybody is as stupid as he is and doesn't see through him. I wish his sister would finally kick him in the nuts so hard that he won't have to ask people to castrate him anymore.
Well, that's all for today. I have to leave soon so I can do my walkies for the Stroke Princess when I get home, which also means that I will be able to cum tonight.
Sorry for the abbreviated version. Hopefully, things will be a lot less busy this week and I'll be able to get the next Tease Time Review in by the deadline.
See you all next time! And as always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
2008-05-19
This Just In! Blogging vs. Sleep! Sleep Wins!
I had every intention of writing a full report of what happened at Thursday night's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess on Saturday, even though it was gonna be a few days late. Unfortunately, my accumulated lack of sleep chose this weekend to catch up with me. I badly overslept on Saturday morning, which meant that I had to cram a lot of RealWorld tasks into the afternoon and evening. After I ate dinner, I fell asleep again on the couch, and when I woke up sometime during the night, I set my alarm for early Sunday, figuring I'd write the blog over coffee.
Guess what???
When the alarm went off, I evidently slammed the snooze button too hard and the alarm never made a sound after that. I woke up around lunchtime and still had a full days tasks ahead of me. Needless to say, no blogging got done on Sunday either.
So, I'll just give you a quick recap of the big news and send you over to The Occasional Assassin for their version of what happened.
Big news was that Princess Grace not only made a new MP3 to tease us with, She made FIVE of them! I'll link them for you so that you can enjoy them RIGHT NOW!
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/acheforPrincessGrace.mpg
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Neverthoughtyouwould.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Mysissybaby.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/bondagesissy.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/strokerboyshow.mp3
I'm running out of time on my lunchbreak, so instead of me telling you what they are all about, how about if you listen for yourself? I'll tell you this, and this will come as a big shock to most of you, but my favorite was the bondage sissy MP3. Go figure!
There's one last point I want to make about Thursday's Tease Time. There comes a time when teasing a Mistress goes over the line and becomes disrespectful, even if the person doing the teasing might not have meant it that way. There are certain areas that are off-limits to ANY woman, and even more so to MsGrace, who deserves so much better. I would advise thinking a little more before you say something that you might regret later.
That said, it's time for me to go back to work, so go read Princess Grace's blog, go read The Assassin, and I'll see you all at the next blog entry!
As always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
I had every intention of writing a full report of what happened at Thursday night's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess on Saturday, even though it was gonna be a few days late. Unfortunately, my accumulated lack of sleep chose this weekend to catch up with me. I badly overslept on Saturday morning, which meant that I had to cram a lot of RealWorld tasks into the afternoon and evening. After I ate dinner, I fell asleep again on the couch, and when I woke up sometime during the night, I set my alarm for early Sunday, figuring I'd write the blog over coffee.
Guess what???
When the alarm went off, I evidently slammed the snooze button too hard and the alarm never made a sound after that. I woke up around lunchtime and still had a full days tasks ahead of me. Needless to say, no blogging got done on Sunday either.
So, I'll just give you a quick recap of the big news and send you over to The Occasional Assassin for their version of what happened.
Big news was that Princess Grace not only made a new MP3 to tease us with, She made FIVE of them! I'll link them for you so that you can enjoy them RIGHT NOW!
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/acheforPrincessGrace.mpg
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Neverthoughtyouwould.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Mysissybaby.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/bondagesissy.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/strokerboyshow.mp3
I'm running out of time on my lunchbreak, so instead of me telling you what they are all about, how about if you listen for yourself? I'll tell you this, and this will come as a big shock to most of you, but my favorite was the bondage sissy MP3. Go figure!
There's one last point I want to make about Thursday's Tease Time. There comes a time when teasing a Mistress goes over the line and becomes disrespectful, even if the person doing the teasing might not have meant it that way. There are certain areas that are off-limits to ANY woman, and even more so to MsGrace, who deserves so much better. I would advise thinking a little more before you say something that you might regret later.
That said, it's time for me to go back to work, so go read Princess Grace's blog, go read The Assassin, and I'll see you all at the next blog entry!
As always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
2008-05-14
This Is A Hell Of A Lot More Difficult Than It Looks!
A little while back, in one of my accounts of a call with the Stroke Princess, I mentioned that one of Her homework assignments was for me to buy a pair of ballet boots. I was supposed to wear them and start getting used to them, with the end result being that I could walk somewhere in them. Princess "mentioned" in an IM that I have not given you all an update on how that was going, so I'll give you one now.
Here's a picture of the pair I bought, just so you can visualise what I'm talking about...
A little while back, in one of my accounts of a call with the Stroke Princess, I mentioned that one of Her homework assignments was for me to buy a pair of ballet boots. I was supposed to wear them and start getting used to them, with the end result being that I could walk somewhere in them. Princess "mentioned" in an IM that I have not given you all an update on how that was going, so I'll give you one now.
Here's a picture of the pair I bought, just so you can visualise what I'm talking about...
So, look at this innocent looking pair of shoes. How hard can it be? I mean, they're only a pair of shoes after all...
Well guess what? These boots are freaking unbelievable to try and stand up in, let alone walk somewhere in them.
The first time I laced them up tightly, the first thing I noticed was that you can't even come close to bending your ankles. After getting them laced, I tried to stand up for the first time. Right away, I realized that this wasn't gonna be as easy as I thought it would. There are things in your legs that have to stretch out before you can even think about standing with your legs straight. I found myself having to stand with my knees partially bent and kinda hunched over. If I tried to straightem my knees, not only did it feel like my balance point was way off, but my legs would instantly start to hurt. I tried to stay with it as long as I could so I could maybe get things stretched out. My thighs hurt, my calves hurt, my ankles hurt, and even my feet hurt and started to get painful cramps in them. Hell, even my ass cheeks were sore the next day.
I decided to try and take some steps, but could only take about a half dozen hunched, knees bent steps before collapsing onto the floor on my hands and knees. My feet were in the most unbelievable pain, not only from the cramping, but also because of my toes being forced down into the toes of the boots with all my weight pressing down on them. I had to fucking CRAWL back to my chair on my hands and knees!
I found out from talking to Ms Grace and another friend of mine that if you want to walk in these things, you have to wrap your toes in cotton batting and then put the shoes on. Princess even told me some horror stories about a show She watched about ballet dancers, and it involved bleeding toes! Ewwwwww! I tried the cotton for the second wearing, and the extra cushioning helped a lot. At least my toes didn't hurt so much and I could stand putting my weight on my toes longer. It doesn't help much with the legs, but that will improve with time.
And so, for the first couple of weeks, I wore these torture devices as much as I could after getting home from work. Every few nights I'd notice a little improvement, in that I could walk a few more steps before collapsing and having to crawl the rest of the way to the kitchen or bathroom and back.
Princess even suggested that I sleep in them, to help keep my arches stretched out. The first few nights I woke up in the middle of the night with my feet screaming at me, but eventually I got to where I could sleep in them.
And so, that's where I'm at now. I am not even close to where I can say I can walk in them yet. Hopefully, the longer I wear them, the more my muscles and tendons will adapt, and it will get easier. There's only one thing that worries me, and that's if certain tendons and muscles shorten, I've heard I might have some trouble when I try to walk flatfooted. I doubt that will happen, because I still wear flat shoes for work, but it's something to think about.
Now I just have a few other little tidbits to talk about before I leave.
Our old friend Banky has resurfaced! According to Billybear's blog, Banky's coming back has apparently allowed my boobs to heave another day. Good to see you back, Bankster! There something I've always been curious about and maybe you can enlighten me. Did the space alien guys who abducted you have really big thingies? I mean, they have such little bodies otherwise. Just wondering.
And I can't leave without apologizing to my pal Lucky....
Lucky, I'm sorry I outed you about the public restroom thing. No need to stop posting about your Princess calls... I promise I won't ever mention it in public again.
You really are the biggest pervert though....
And to my Stroke Princess, Ms Grace... The Mindfucktress of Teasealisciousness... I'll hope we will see You tonight at Tease Time, and as always, Your bitchass wuvs You!
Bye until next time,
little bitchass
2008-05-12
I Have Homework To Do Because Princess Cares...
I was doing a few things while online late Friday night, and no, it wasn't what you think it was, when all of a sudden my IM window lit up. My spirit took a jump when I saw that it was from none other than the Stroke Princess, the Mindfucktress extraordinaire, the Cockteasingest Princess of Denial, Ms Grace.
Seems that Princess was taking a break between calls and when She saw I was online, She gave me a shout to see how I was doing, since I was not in Her cage anymore and She wanted to make sure that I was still following Her instructions and not cumming until She said I could. I was crushed to think that She might not trust that I hadn't cheated until I realized that She was just mindfucking me by talking about it, knowing that it wouldn't take long before I started to squirm.
We also chatted about what has been going on in each others lives since we had our last phonecall, and during the conversation, I made an offhanded remark about sometimes having high blood pressure. Since Ms Grace has become such a close friend, She jumped all over what I said and because She was concerned, started asking questions to make sure that I was OK. She asked me more probing questions than my doctor ever has. I think I was able to convince Her that I was not dying, but while we chatted, She began hatching out a plan for my next homework.
She calls it my "Heart Healthy Homework".
Task 1, beginning tonight after work, I have to come home, change my clothes, and walk for 30 minutes. I have to do this 3 nights a week. This didn't sound all that bad at all until She added the little condition that I had to wear a bra when I walked. Now, this is Texas, so when you walk for even 30 seconds, you are gonna sweat, and so I'm thinking that by the end of my walk, I might as well be wearing the bra on the outside of my shirt. Well, at least She didn't tell me I had to wear short shorts with pantyhose.
Task 2, I have to cut back on my smoking. This one is easy, since I quit totally about a year ago... giggles...
Task 3, I have to start drinking more water. To start with, She wants me drinking 5 glasses a day, and She will up that later on as the weather gets hotter. Now I don't drink a lot of beer, but I do drink a lot of soda, and it's not gonna be easy for me to give up that rush of sugar and caffeine. 5 or more glasses a day and I may need a Depends while I do my 30 Minute Walk.
Task 4, the last for now, may be the hardest task of all. I'm supposed to start "Eating Right". UGHHHHH! I like cheesecake and donuts too much to breeze through this one. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through this, but I'm willing to give it my best shot for Princess. When I told Her I thought I might have trouble staying with this program, She giggled (what else?) and said...
"Would you like to ever cum again, honey?"
I guess I'll be eating right after all.
That inspired Her to give me an incentive for the nights that I might not feel like walking. She told me that for each night I do the 30 Minute Walk, I am allowed to cum one time after I get back home. Notice that She at least said "after I get back home"... She knows I'm no pervert like Lucky is, so She's not making me do it in a public restroom.
With that, She had to leave and She left me with another homework assignment. Believe it or not, the Stroke Princess of Denial told me that I could cum 3 times on Saturday, and then I was to start the "Heart Healthy Homework" on Monday. But before that, to kick the program off, I was instructed to go out on Saturday, which was the Anniversary of Her 29th Birthday, and celebrate with Her by getting myself a big yummy piece of cheesecake!
I know that this homework may not sound as exciting to you as some She's made me and others do in the past, but I mentioned it just to show you that Princess is concerned enough about a pet's health to exert Her control into other areas besides just sexual ones.
Princess, thank You for watching out for me, and guess what???
See y'all next time...
little bitchass
I was doing a few things while online late Friday night, and no, it wasn't what you think it was, when all of a sudden my IM window lit up. My spirit took a jump when I saw that it was from none other than the Stroke Princess, the Mindfucktress extraordinaire, the Cockteasingest Princess of Denial, Ms Grace.
Seems that Princess was taking a break between calls and when She saw I was online, She gave me a shout to see how I was doing, since I was not in Her cage anymore and She wanted to make sure that I was still following Her instructions and not cumming until She said I could. I was crushed to think that She might not trust that I hadn't cheated until I realized that She was just mindfucking me by talking about it, knowing that it wouldn't take long before I started to squirm.
We also chatted about what has been going on in each others lives since we had our last phonecall, and during the conversation, I made an offhanded remark about sometimes having high blood pressure. Since Ms Grace has become such a close friend, She jumped all over what I said and because She was concerned, started asking questions to make sure that I was OK. She asked me more probing questions than my doctor ever has. I think I was able to convince Her that I was not dying, but while we chatted, She began hatching out a plan for my next homework.
She calls it my "Heart Healthy Homework".
Task 1, beginning tonight after work, I have to come home, change my clothes, and walk for 30 minutes. I have to do this 3 nights a week. This didn't sound all that bad at all until She added the little condition that I had to wear a bra when I walked. Now, this is Texas, so when you walk for even 30 seconds, you are gonna sweat, and so I'm thinking that by the end of my walk, I might as well be wearing the bra on the outside of my shirt. Well, at least She didn't tell me I had to wear short shorts with pantyhose.
Task 2, I have to cut back on my smoking. This one is easy, since I quit totally about a year ago... giggles...
Task 3, I have to start drinking more water. To start with, She wants me drinking 5 glasses a day, and She will up that later on as the weather gets hotter. Now I don't drink a lot of beer, but I do drink a lot of soda, and it's not gonna be easy for me to give up that rush of sugar and caffeine. 5 or more glasses a day and I may need a Depends while I do my 30 Minute Walk.
Task 4, the last for now, may be the hardest task of all. I'm supposed to start "Eating Right". UGHHHHH! I like cheesecake and donuts too much to breeze through this one. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through this, but I'm willing to give it my best shot for Princess. When I told Her I thought I might have trouble staying with this program, She giggled (what else?) and said...
"Would you like to ever cum again, honey?"
I guess I'll be eating right after all.
That inspired Her to give me an incentive for the nights that I might not feel like walking. She told me that for each night I do the 30 Minute Walk, I am allowed to cum one time after I get back home. Notice that She at least said "after I get back home"... She knows I'm no pervert like Lucky is, so She's not making me do it in a public restroom.
With that, She had to leave and She left me with another homework assignment. Believe it or not, the Stroke Princess of Denial told me that I could cum 3 times on Saturday, and then I was to start the "Heart Healthy Homework" on Monday. But before that, to kick the program off, I was instructed to go out on Saturday, which was the Anniversary of Her 29th Birthday, and celebrate with Her by getting myself a big yummy piece of cheesecake!
I know that this homework may not sound as exciting to you as some She's made me and others do in the past, but I mentioned it just to show you that Princess is concerned enough about a pet's health to exert Her control into other areas besides just sexual ones.
Princess, thank You for watching out for me, and guess what???
See y'all next time...
little bitchass
2008-05-10
2008-05-09
OK, It's My Lunch Break And I Have No Freaking Idea What To Write...
I'll just start typing, so let's see where this ends up.
I guess I could start with a little Tease Time Report. I've been slacking off on this for about the past month, and since a few others have stepped in to take up the slack, I'll keep this brief.
To begin with, the Stroke Princess is about to celebrate the anniversary of Her 29th birthday this Saturday, and last night's Tease Time became an early celebration. We won't mention anything more about the anniversary except to say that you should all send Princess a prezzie, and even if it's late, She will still luv you long time for it. And if ANYBODY should send Princess a prezzie, it should be Jbauling, who came THIS CLOSE to having an appendage cut off after repeatedly making age related jokes to try and get Princess' attention.
We had an ugly situation develop from the very beginning of Tease Time last night. I went in the room a bit early and found a solitary camper squatting there and going by the name of Captain Tightpants. Now, I was surprised to see the Captain there, that is IF indeed he was the real Tightpants. We talked for a bit until others came in, and I was beginning to suspect that this was a clever Tightpants impersonator. This one just did not sound like the Real McCoy to me, and I really became suspicious when one of his answers contained various usages of the word "shrimp".
Eventually, this imposter's sad house of cards came tumbling down, but only after he tried to foist himself off to Princess as "Her" Tightpants. This caused Princess to give Her famous "one eyebrow raised" look, which usually spells big trouble for somebody. It was a good thing that the imposter turned out to be none other than our own Shrimpington Q. Shrimp, otherwise he may never have cum again.
Pantysue was there, still in deep doodoo from her brazen kidnapping and forced incarceration of our wonderful Princess Grace. I'm still hurt that I was left in Princess' cage for an extra month because of pantysue's selfishness. But those 4 free calls to Princess, courtesy of Pantysue, and suggested by Billybear, would sure take a lot of the sting out of that. Oh, and I don't do short calls....
The highlight of the night was a masterful tease by Princess... a long overdue stroke n' cum session worked on everyone in the room with the exception of Tease Me For Cash, who had a call scheduled for later in the evening, and of course Pantysue. I can't tell you how good it felt to be out of the cage for this part. Rubbing plastic is not all that much fun... is it Pantysue? Thank You so much for letting me cum, Princess!
After we were all done smoking our post sex cigs, Princess said goodnight and left to torture and torment her scheduled callers. Princess, it's so good to have You back!
On a side note, since Princess returned, there has been a huge resurgence in blogging, coming mostly from Princess, Lucky, Billybear, and Pantysue. It's great to see all the writing and interaction happening again and I hope it keeps up! Miss Tara has been commenting and blogging regularly as well, and I am sorry that I have not been commenting very much in Hers, because Her blog is a quality one that definitely deserves comments. I could try and use the excuse that I've been busy, but bottom line is that I dropped the ball on this. Sorry Miss Tara. Ace and his kinky employer, Miss Sassa, continue to post in their own blogs, as well as commenting in ours.
As for me, I've been unlocked and out of the cage for a few weeks now and holy shit does it feel good! I know there are a lot of new people in the chatrooms that practically beg a Mistress to lock them up, but most have no idea what they're really asking for. Real, long term denial is only worth doing if you get satisfaction from giving over control of a very important part of yourself to your Mistress. If you are only doing it for a sexual thrill, that thrill won't last forever. A few days can probably be tolerated, but anything over about a week and you will see that it's not as much fun as you thought it was gonna be. Besides the constant discomfort and the huge pain in the ass it is to keep everything clean, you also will find yourself desperate to touch real skin before too long. If you are a short term enthusiast, that's OK, keep doing it, but there's a big difference between short term and long term. I can't begin to tell you how much respect I have now for people who can go beyond a few months in lockup without cheating.
Well, my lunch break is over, so I'd better get back to work.
Princess, have a wonderful day tomorrow!
See you all next time...
little bitchass
Oh! Princess! Guess what?
I'll just start typing, so let's see where this ends up.
I guess I could start with a little Tease Time Report. I've been slacking off on this for about the past month, and since a few others have stepped in to take up the slack, I'll keep this brief.
To begin with, the Stroke Princess is about to celebrate the anniversary of Her 29th birthday this Saturday, and last night's Tease Time became an early celebration. We won't mention anything more about the anniversary except to say that you should all send Princess a prezzie, and even if it's late, She will still luv you long time for it. And if ANYBODY should send Princess a prezzie, it should be Jbauling, who came THIS CLOSE to having an appendage cut off after repeatedly making age related jokes to try and get Princess' attention.
We had an ugly situation develop from the very beginning of Tease Time last night. I went in the room a bit early and found a solitary camper squatting there and going by the name of Captain Tightpants. Now, I was surprised to see the Captain there, that is IF indeed he was the real Tightpants. We talked for a bit until others came in, and I was beginning to suspect that this was a clever Tightpants impersonator. This one just did not sound like the Real McCoy to me, and I really became suspicious when one of his answers contained various usages of the word "shrimp".
Eventually, this imposter's sad house of cards came tumbling down, but only after he tried to foist himself off to Princess as "Her" Tightpants. This caused Princess to give Her famous "one eyebrow raised" look, which usually spells big trouble for somebody. It was a good thing that the imposter turned out to be none other than our own Shrimpington Q. Shrimp, otherwise he may never have cum again.
Pantysue was there, still in deep doodoo from her brazen kidnapping and forced incarceration of our wonderful Princess Grace. I'm still hurt that I was left in Princess' cage for an extra month because of pantysue's selfishness. But those 4 free calls to Princess, courtesy of Pantysue, and suggested by Billybear, would sure take a lot of the sting out of that. Oh, and I don't do short calls....
The highlight of the night was a masterful tease by Princess... a long overdue stroke n' cum session worked on everyone in the room with the exception of Tease Me For Cash, who had a call scheduled for later in the evening, and of course Pantysue. I can't tell you how good it felt to be out of the cage for this part. Rubbing plastic is not all that much fun... is it Pantysue? Thank You so much for letting me cum, Princess!
After we were all done smoking our post sex cigs, Princess said goodnight and left to torture and torment her scheduled callers. Princess, it's so good to have You back!
On a side note, since Princess returned, there has been a huge resurgence in blogging, coming mostly from Princess, Lucky, Billybear, and Pantysue. It's great to see all the writing and interaction happening again and I hope it keeps up! Miss Tara has been commenting and blogging regularly as well, and I am sorry that I have not been commenting very much in Hers, because Her blog is a quality one that definitely deserves comments. I could try and use the excuse that I've been busy, but bottom line is that I dropped the ball on this. Sorry Miss Tara. Ace and his kinky employer, Miss Sassa, continue to post in their own blogs, as well as commenting in ours.
As for me, I've been unlocked and out of the cage for a few weeks now and holy shit does it feel good! I know there are a lot of new people in the chatrooms that practically beg a Mistress to lock them up, but most have no idea what they're really asking for. Real, long term denial is only worth doing if you get satisfaction from giving over control of a very important part of yourself to your Mistress. If you are only doing it for a sexual thrill, that thrill won't last forever. A few days can probably be tolerated, but anything over about a week and you will see that it's not as much fun as you thought it was gonna be. Besides the constant discomfort and the huge pain in the ass it is to keep everything clean, you also will find yourself desperate to touch real skin before too long. If you are a short term enthusiast, that's OK, keep doing it, but there's a big difference between short term and long term. I can't begin to tell you how much respect I have now for people who can go beyond a few months in lockup without cheating.
Well, my lunch break is over, so I'd better get back to work.
Princess, have a wonderful day tomorrow!
See you all next time...
little bitchass
Oh! Princess! Guess what?
2008-05-01
Here's A Little Bit Of News From My End...
Bitchass has been on vacation! I've had a wide open window of opportunity for calls for the past two weeks and wanted to get a couple of them in with the Stroke Princess, since it'd been a while since we'd talked. And if along the way She decided that I could get out of the cage, I wasn't gonna argue with Her.
The first call happened a week ago Friday, but once Princess found out I wanted to call Her again soon, my chance of getting out of the CB2000 evaporated like a spilled shot of moonshine. She told me that if we had a second call, She would think about maybe letting me out. We had a great time in that first session, but mostly it was all about personal stuff and generally getting caught up, so that's all I'll say about it.
I'd been wanting to get out really bad for the past month, but after talking to Ms Grace, hearing that sexy voice and ultimately being denied by Her, that cage became almost unbearable over the following week. I HAD to try and get another call in to Princess before my vacation was over or I was gonna start looking for ways to make a jailbreak. I'll confess that more than once, I thought about just cutting the lock and freeing myself, but I always ended up coming to the realization that I just couldn't disappoint Princess by doing that. And so the cage stayed on.
My last night of availability was on Tuesday, and that marked Day 66 since Princess had locked me up. I had just about given up hope that the call was gonna happen, when what do you know, an IM pops up from Princess asking me if I'm ready. Geesh... talk about a Mindfucktress! I was on that phone and dialing before She changed Her mind.
This second session was every bit as much fun as the first, maybe more. I can't remember another call with Princess where we both laughed as hard as we did on this one. We talked about a lot of different things, and finally the topic got onto Princess' two favorite celebrity lust objects (besides Her boytoy of course), Angelina Jolie and Bob Saget. Now, bitchass doesn't dream very often about Bob Saget, even if he DOES have a filthy mouth, but I will confess to having a few very naughty fantasies involving Angelina.
After making sure I had a good vision of Angelina in my head, Princess asked me how much I wanted to get out of the cage. Yes, you guessed it, I cracked and played the "I'll do anything" card. I could swear I heard Her writing something down in Her little notebook for future use, but at that moment, She seemed to be willing to let me slide for a while longer. on that, but She also told me,
""OK honey, cut the lock and take off the cage... all of it.. "
Oh gawwwwddd... did that ever feel good! If you've never worn a cage for a couple of months, I don't think you can really appreciate just how good it feels to slide that evil thing off!
Princess giggled and began to spin one of Her amazing fantasies around me like a spider wrapping up Her prey. Oh boy... subspace opened up and I dropped like a rock. I'm not gonna go into a lot of details here, but the fantasy involved me being tied up in one of my favorite bondage predicaments, and being flogged by Princess from the back, while Her special guest Dominatrix Angelina worked me over (so to speak) from the front. OMFG, picture those luscious lips!
Of course Princess would stop the fantasy every so often to ask me how much I might like to cum, and eventually I started babbling again about "doing anything" to be able to. She would give a few of Her trademark giggles and then go back to driving me out of my mind in the fantasy. She still didn't jump all over the "I'll do anything" statement, probaably because She doesn't have to. She knows I'll do anything whether it's to get out of the cage or not.
Eventually She got me so worked up that the only thing important in my world was to be able to cum. And here I think She must've taken some pity on me, because She didn't make my cry or even beg hard! She just said the magic words,
"Cum for me My pet!"
OMFG, I hope Ms Angelina was thirsty, because did she ever get a mouthful! After 66 days, bitchass finally had an orgasm, and what an orgasm it was... The damn thing seemed to last for hours. As She usually does, Princess always manages to get me making enough noise when I cum to wake the dead. I happened to look over at my pet bird when it was all over and he had a tiny little pair of earmuffs on. Eventually it dissipated, and I could hear Princess smiling on the other end of the line. She knows what She does to me!
We talked about a few more things, mainly that I was allowed to cum once the following day, and once again this coming Saturday, but after that, it's looking like I'm back on denial until the Stroke Princess decides otherwise.
The calls were fantastic, Princess... I can't begin to tell You how much I needed them. I hope we will be playing again really soon!
Your bitchass wuvs You!
Bye for now everybody!
little bitchass
Bitchass has been on vacation! I've had a wide open window of opportunity for calls for the past two weeks and wanted to get a couple of them in with the Stroke Princess, since it'd been a while since we'd talked. And if along the way She decided that I could get out of the cage, I wasn't gonna argue with Her.
The first call happened a week ago Friday, but once Princess found out I wanted to call Her again soon, my chance of getting out of the CB2000 evaporated like a spilled shot of moonshine. She told me that if we had a second call, She would think about maybe letting me out. We had a great time in that first session, but mostly it was all about personal stuff and generally getting caught up, so that's all I'll say about it.
I'd been wanting to get out really bad for the past month, but after talking to Ms Grace, hearing that sexy voice and ultimately being denied by Her, that cage became almost unbearable over the following week. I HAD to try and get another call in to Princess before my vacation was over or I was gonna start looking for ways to make a jailbreak. I'll confess that more than once, I thought about just cutting the lock and freeing myself, but I always ended up coming to the realization that I just couldn't disappoint Princess by doing that. And so the cage stayed on.
My last night of availability was on Tuesday, and that marked Day 66 since Princess had locked me up. I had just about given up hope that the call was gonna happen, when what do you know, an IM pops up from Princess asking me if I'm ready. Geesh... talk about a Mindfucktress! I was on that phone and dialing before She changed Her mind.
This second session was every bit as much fun as the first, maybe more. I can't remember another call with Princess where we both laughed as hard as we did on this one. We talked about a lot of different things, and finally the topic got onto Princess' two favorite celebrity lust objects (besides Her boytoy of course), Angelina Jolie and Bob Saget. Now, bitchass doesn't dream very often about Bob Saget, even if he DOES have a filthy mouth, but I will confess to having a few very naughty fantasies involving Angelina.
After making sure I had a good vision of Angelina in my head, Princess asked me how much I wanted to get out of the cage. Yes, you guessed it, I cracked and played the "I'll do anything" card. I could swear I heard Her writing something down in Her little notebook for future use, but at that moment, She seemed to be willing to let me slide for a while longer. on that, but She also told me,
""OK honey, cut the lock and take off the cage... all of it.. "
Oh gawwwwddd... did that ever feel good! If you've never worn a cage for a couple of months, I don't think you can really appreciate just how good it feels to slide that evil thing off!
Princess giggled and began to spin one of Her amazing fantasies around me like a spider wrapping up Her prey. Oh boy... subspace opened up and I dropped like a rock. I'm not gonna go into a lot of details here, but the fantasy involved me being tied up in one of my favorite bondage predicaments, and being flogged by Princess from the back, while Her special guest Dominatrix Angelina worked me over (so to speak) from the front. OMFG, picture those luscious lips!
Of course Princess would stop the fantasy every so often to ask me how much I might like to cum, and eventually I started babbling again about "doing anything" to be able to. She would give a few of Her trademark giggles and then go back to driving me out of my mind in the fantasy. She still didn't jump all over the "I'll do anything" statement, probaably because She doesn't have to. She knows I'll do anything whether it's to get out of the cage or not.
Eventually She got me so worked up that the only thing important in my world was to be able to cum. And here I think She must've taken some pity on me, because She didn't make my cry or even beg hard! She just said the magic words,
"Cum for me My pet!"
OMFG, I hope Ms Angelina was thirsty, because did she ever get a mouthful! After 66 days, bitchass finally had an orgasm, and what an orgasm it was... The damn thing seemed to last for hours. As She usually does, Princess always manages to get me making enough noise when I cum to wake the dead. I happened to look over at my pet bird when it was all over and he had a tiny little pair of earmuffs on. Eventually it dissipated, and I could hear Princess smiling on the other end of the line. She knows what She does to me!
We talked about a few more things, mainly that I was allowed to cum once the following day, and once again this coming Saturday, but after that, it's looking like I'm back on denial until the Stroke Princess decides otherwise.
The calls were fantastic, Princess... I can't begin to tell You how much I needed them. I hope we will be playing again really soon!
Your bitchass wuvs You!
Bye for now everybody!
little bitchass
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