OMG! Girl Friday here.... I know I shouldn't do this, but it's too funny to keep to myself! I've just got to share this IM I just got from my gal pal, little bitchass. I know she's probably going to get a little irritated with me, but if she gets too upset, I'll just go hide in Tracer's wanking room until the heat dies down. Here's the IM....
LB: You there?
GF: Yep, bitchass, I'm here.... working late... what's up?
LB: Oh gawd, I am soooo embarrassed and I don't know what to do!
LB: I don't know if I'll ever be able to show my face around the WOT chatroom again...
GF: Why? What the holy hell happened? It can't be all THAT bad...
LB: Geez Friday, I don't want this to ever get out, but I've gotta talk to somebody about it!
LB: I don't know if you remember him or not, but there's this guy I hang out with...
LB: Went by the name of billy... wierd dude!
LB: Well, he built this Transdorkimizer machine, or something like that anyway,
LB: He had this crazy idea to turn himself into a big fierce bear...
LB: Probably so Miss Tara would stop picking on him in the chatroom...
LB: So the dumbass changed his name to BillyBear, and climbed into the machine..
LB: Well, his stupid machine fucked up... blew a gasket or something..
LB: And now he's this chubby little CareBear looking thing!
GF: WTF!
LB: Tell me about it! When I first saw him, I couldn't help it! I laughed my ass off!
LB: He got all pissed off and stuff!
LB: Started gnawing on my knees since thats as high as he could reach!
GF: You've gotta be kidding me! lol
LB: Well, you if anybody should know about painful knees, so don't laugh too hard...
LB: Anyway, BillyBear called me and asked me to meet him a couple of nights ago..
LB: Told me it was some big secret, (scroll down through comments for super secret details)
LB: I had to have the code name JJ, and he'd be BB...
LB: He said we needed secret code names so MsGrace wouldn't know who we were..
GF: What a fucking idiot!
LB: So we met in the parking garage over at the LDW Building...
GF: Who does he think he is? Tracer? LMAO!
LB: Of course not! But he had a scheme that he wanted to clue me in on...
GF: A scheme? What kind of scheme?
LB: Well, before he became a real CareBear, he had this CareBear suit..
LB: And he would wear it, and sneak into MsGrace's bedroom when she was away...
LB: See, he knew MsGrace liked to snuggle with her CareBear before going to sleep...
LB: So, he'd toss her bear under the bed and lie quietly in his bear suit and wait...
LB: Then, when MsGrace went to bed, she would snuggle with him...
LB: I know he's an idiot, but even idiots have good ideas sometimes...
GF: Well what does that have to do with you? Why are you embarrassed?
LB: I'm getting to that!
LB: Remember the secret meeting I mentioned?
GF: Yes?
LB: Well, since he didn't need the bear suit anymore, he gave it to me..
LB: And told me to try the snuggle scam with MsGrace...
LB: So, I figured why not? I sure wouldn't turn down a snuggle with her!
GF: Bitchass..... for Gods sakes! MsGrace likes you even without a bear suit on...
LB: Yeah, but she doesn't snuggle with me, so I figured this would help...
LB: Anyway, I knew MsGrace had gone out with her friend Miss Tara..
LB: And while they were out doing God knows what, I headed over to her place...
LB: I got the doorman to let me in, told him I was her maid and had to clean up...
LB: So when I was inside, I put the suit on, and it was NOT easy!
LB: The suit is already padded, and I had a hard time cramming my boobs into it..
LB: Finally got the zipper up, and went into the bedroom...
LB: I saw her bear lying there, so I took him and put him in the closet...
LB: Then I got into bed and waited...
GF: I have a bad feeling about this, bitchass... what were you thinking?
LB: Look, I was all needywanty, and not exactly thinking straight, OK???
LB: So, anyway, after a long wait, I heard MsGrace come in the front door...
LB: Knew it was her, even though I couldn't look, because she was giggling a lot...
LB: So I figured that her and Miss Tara must've gotten into the jello shots again...
GF: Oh geeez... not jello shots!
LB: So she went into the bathroom, showered, and changed into her nighty...
LB: She came out and got into bed, and right away she snuggles up to me...
LB: Pulled me close to her and held me tight...
LB: It was NOT easy trying to lie still and be quiet,
LB: especially when she started murmuring in my ear...
LB: I had to bite down on the pillow to keep from whimpering too loud!
GF: Ummmm.. can you excuse me for a moment? Have to make a call....
LB: Well, eventually she fell asleep, still holding me tight against her...
LB: And then I must've dropped off to sleep myself..
LB: I had the strangest dream, where Princess started nuzzling me...
LB: and licking my face...
LB: I must've rolled onto my tummy, because then I felt her climb on my back...
LB: Hugging me and making these strange noises, and I lost it and started moaning...
LB: Then I started to wake up, and I got all confused...
LB: Because Princess was standing over by her nightstand, giggling like hell!
LB: What's she doing over there?
LB: And why did I still feel like she was hugging me from behind?
LB: That's when I snapped wide awake...
LB: What the hell is going on? What is this on my ba...................
LB: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
LB: BillyBear never told me MsGrace had a dog who loved humping bears!
GF: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LB: I looked at MsGrace and she was smiling and saying, "Don't worry sweetie"...
LB: "She's a female... "
LB: But then I noticed that Ms Grace was holding something in her hand....
LB: Friday! It was a little doggie strap-on!
GF: ROTFLMAO!!!!!
OK, I was laughing so hard at that point, I couldn't read any more, so I just hit the reset on the computer. I'm hoping little bitchass will just think that we had a disconnection. I wonder if she's still wearing the bear suit?
If you need me, I'll probably be in Tracer's wank closet for a few days.
Girl Friday
2007-01-28
2007-01-27
Well, late again, but here's a little tidbit to show you what you missed if any of you didn't make it to MsGrace's Tease Time on Thursday night.
As you know, our lovely Princess had been battling a bad case of the flu for the past week, but now she was all ready to get back into the swing of things at Tease Time. The first sign of trouble was a cryptic warning that she posted in her blog, saying that she hadn't played in a week, and promising that all who showed up would be on their knees, and would be teased like never before. Then she went on to say that she had made some special new MP3s. She didn't say what she planned to do with these MP3s, but from past experience, I figured it was gonna be a long night. OK, I'm up for that!
I got home from work and signed onto the computer and before long a message window popped up from Princess! Yum! I love it when that happens! She needed to try out her MP3s on someone, and since she knows that I have such a high tolerance against being affected by her MP3s, she wanted me to give her my opinion of them.
High tolerance my ass! After the first little 2 minute one, I was starting to squirm in my chair. After listening to the second one, I was wishing I had a pair of handcuffs so I could cuff my wrists behind me to keep me from touching things. By the time the third one finished, I was in such a needy wanty state that I messaged Princess with, "I would be begging right now, but I'm sure it won't do any good with Tease Time coming up". I already knew I didn't have a chance in hell of cumming any time soon, but her reply confirmed it... "so trueee lol". As BB always says.... super. An hour and a half to go to Tease Time, and my fuse was lit already... I had provided her with a running commentary of what I was feeling while listening to the MP3s. Of course I got plenty of sympathy from Princess, judging by her "awwww... poor baby", and "awwwww... My poor little jemjem" lines, with lots of "awwwws", "LMAOs", and ::giggles:: sprinkled in to show her deep concern for me.
Well, 10 o'clock finally rolled around, and I had managed to make it all the way to Tease Time without melting down. At the appointed time, Princess entered the chatroom and everyone exchanged greetings. I've noticed that this is a great time for sucking up to Princess, and we all did such a great job of it, hoping that she would remember it when push came to shove during the tease.
Billy came in under his new name BillyBear, in a lame attempt to try to hijack Princess' favor by claiming to have bought a cute little prezzie bear for her which he obviously hadn't! He also tried to get her to name it after him, the little shit! Princess was too smart to be taken in by his devious plan, and said that she was gonna name it after the rightful sender. So that was that, and off we went into Tease Time proper.
As I expected, Princess was still firmly in her playful mood, and at the same time, firmly in control of all of us. First, she prepared everyone by making us listen to the new MP3s that I had listened to earlier. This was just what I needed, and I was sent right back to needywantyland, exactly where I had left off just an hour and a half before. After we were all tenderized by being worked over by her MP3s, she had us all get neekid and kneel in front of her while she described her unbelievably sexy outfit to us. I'm not gonna tell you everything she was wearing except that it was sexy and black, and if I describe it any further I will be all needywanty again, so too bad. You shoulda been there.
After pulling up a chair and teasing us by sitting right there in front of us, she stuck out one of her yummy feet and made us take her shoe off. Then she did the same for her other foot. She got up and slowly and sensually removed her black thigh highs, and walking behind us, used one of them to tie our hands behind our backs. Then she walked around to the front and tortured us by wrapping the other stocking around.... well... I don't have to tell you where she wrapped it and what she did with it... do I?
Now it's usually at this point in the tease that I start having trouble remembering exactly what happened and when, because Princess has dropped me into the special place that she so enjoys dropping me into. All I know is that I wanted her and needed her sooooo badly, and I think I remember that everyone else was feeling much the same feelings. The tease got more and more intense, with Princess obviously enjoying what she was doing to us all. I absolutely knew that she was gonna get us on the edge and then pull back and tell us "no no no!". But she kept going, and brought us to the edge and held us there for the longest time. Everyone was wailing and lamenting at this point, and more than one began to beg Princess to let them cum. I was strong though, and didn't beg once. Princess knew that we were at the breaking point, and felt it was necessary to remind us with, "no cummies yet!"
Wait! Did she really say "yet"? I read it again, and yep yep... she really did say "yet". At last! A faint glimmer of hope that the dreaded "take your hands away now" might not happen afterall? Princess wasn't making it easy on us though... she admitted that yes, she had said "yet", but that she was just as likely to rip the rug out from under us at the last second and we'd go away frustrated beyond belief again. Princess kept us on the edge and in that uncertain state for a while longer, and she was very much enjoying herself, and rightly so, because she is the cockteasingest Bitch Mistress on the planet after all....
That's when it happened!
"Cum for Me NOW!"
OMG! It can't be true! She let us cum only a month ago! How can this be? Well, I didn't wait around for her to change her mind, and neither did anybody else. A disturbance rippled through the Force like a chatroom full of people reaching Nirvana all at the same time. Princess asked the most leading question of the century with, "How are you all feeling, now? ::giggle::"
Well, I know how I was feeling, and I'll tell you what it was. I was feeling spent, but at the same time, the most intense feeling of pride filled me. Princess Grace had just given us an awesome present and an amazing demonstration of what she can do, and I was just proud as hell that I could say that I even know this most incredible Mistress, let alone to say that she wanted me as one of her pets. Princess..... you are the best ever!
Everyone else, be there next Thursday! You won't regret it, I guarantee it!
little bitchass
As you know, our lovely Princess had been battling a bad case of the flu for the past week, but now she was all ready to get back into the swing of things at Tease Time. The first sign of trouble was a cryptic warning that she posted in her blog, saying that she hadn't played in a week, and promising that all who showed up would be on their knees, and would be teased like never before. Then she went on to say that she had made some special new MP3s. She didn't say what she planned to do with these MP3s, but from past experience, I figured it was gonna be a long night. OK, I'm up for that!
I got home from work and signed onto the computer and before long a message window popped up from Princess! Yum! I love it when that happens! She needed to try out her MP3s on someone, and since she knows that I have such a high tolerance against being affected by her MP3s, she wanted me to give her my opinion of them.
High tolerance my ass! After the first little 2 minute one, I was starting to squirm in my chair. After listening to the second one, I was wishing I had a pair of handcuffs so I could cuff my wrists behind me to keep me from touching things. By the time the third one finished, I was in such a needy wanty state that I messaged Princess with, "I would be begging right now, but I'm sure it won't do any good with Tease Time coming up". I already knew I didn't have a chance in hell of cumming any time soon, but her reply confirmed it... "so trueee lol". As BB always says.... super. An hour and a half to go to Tease Time, and my fuse was lit already... I had provided her with a running commentary of what I was feeling while listening to the MP3s. Of course I got plenty of sympathy from Princess, judging by her "awwww... poor baby", and "awwwww... My poor little jemjem" lines, with lots of "awwwws", "LMAOs", and ::giggles:: sprinkled in to show her deep concern for me.
Well, 10 o'clock finally rolled around, and I had managed to make it all the way to Tease Time without melting down. At the appointed time, Princess entered the chatroom and everyone exchanged greetings. I've noticed that this is a great time for sucking up to Princess, and we all did such a great job of it, hoping that she would remember it when push came to shove during the tease.
Billy came in under his new name BillyBear, in a lame attempt to try to hijack Princess' favor by claiming to have bought a cute little prezzie bear for her which he obviously hadn't! He also tried to get her to name it after him, the little shit! Princess was too smart to be taken in by his devious plan, and said that she was gonna name it after the rightful sender. So that was that, and off we went into Tease Time proper.
As I expected, Princess was still firmly in her playful mood, and at the same time, firmly in control of all of us. First, she prepared everyone by making us listen to the new MP3s that I had listened to earlier. This was just what I needed, and I was sent right back to needywantyland, exactly where I had left off just an hour and a half before. After we were all tenderized by being worked over by her MP3s, she had us all get neekid and kneel in front of her while she described her unbelievably sexy outfit to us. I'm not gonna tell you everything she was wearing except that it was sexy and black, and if I describe it any further I will be all needywanty again, so too bad. You shoulda been there.
After pulling up a chair and teasing us by sitting right there in front of us, she stuck out one of her yummy feet and made us take her shoe off. Then she did the same for her other foot. She got up and slowly and sensually removed her black thigh highs, and walking behind us, used one of them to tie our hands behind our backs. Then she walked around to the front and tortured us by wrapping the other stocking around.... well... I don't have to tell you where she wrapped it and what she did with it... do I?
Now it's usually at this point in the tease that I start having trouble remembering exactly what happened and when, because Princess has dropped me into the special place that she so enjoys dropping me into. All I know is that I wanted her and needed her sooooo badly, and I think I remember that everyone else was feeling much the same feelings. The tease got more and more intense, with Princess obviously enjoying what she was doing to us all. I absolutely knew that she was gonna get us on the edge and then pull back and tell us "no no no!". But she kept going, and brought us to the edge and held us there for the longest time. Everyone was wailing and lamenting at this point, and more than one began to beg Princess to let them cum. I was strong though, and didn't beg once. Princess knew that we were at the breaking point, and felt it was necessary to remind us with, "no cummies yet!"
Wait! Did she really say "yet"? I read it again, and yep yep... she really did say "yet". At last! A faint glimmer of hope that the dreaded "take your hands away now" might not happen afterall? Princess wasn't making it easy on us though... she admitted that yes, she had said "yet", but that she was just as likely to rip the rug out from under us at the last second and we'd go away frustrated beyond belief again. Princess kept us on the edge and in that uncertain state for a while longer, and she was very much enjoying herself, and rightly so, because she is the cockteasingest Bitch Mistress on the planet after all....
That's when it happened!
"Cum for Me NOW!"
OMG! It can't be true! She let us cum only a month ago! How can this be? Well, I didn't wait around for her to change her mind, and neither did anybody else. A disturbance rippled through the Force like a chatroom full of people reaching Nirvana all at the same time. Princess asked the most leading question of the century with, "How are you all feeling, now? ::giggle::"
Well, I know how I was feeling, and I'll tell you what it was. I was feeling spent, but at the same time, the most intense feeling of pride filled me. Princess Grace had just given us an awesome present and an amazing demonstration of what she can do, and I was just proud as hell that I could say that I even know this most incredible Mistress, let alone to say that she wanted me as one of her pets. Princess..... you are the best ever!
Everyone else, be there next Thursday! You won't regret it, I guarantee it!
little bitchass
2007-01-23
Hi gang! Just wanted to pass along some good stuff to you!
If you've been following my blog, you already know about the continuing Tracer Bullet Billy series. Lately, Billy has been working solo on an epic Tracer tale, which contains a cast of thousands. The cast was assembled from Mistresses and friends in the LDW Group and the LDW chatrooms.
The story is "The Oddity", and is contained in 4 "books" and an epilogue. It has been adapted from a famous incident in history. It's sad, funny and very touching all at the same time. In it, the author examines some very interesting views on Mistress/pet relationships. I really do recommend that you all take the time to read all 4 books, because I think you'll enjoy it. I know I did! Billy is a very talented writer and this makes for a great read!
To make it easier to find, I'll include links to all 4 of the books. Billy's blog can also be accessed through a link on the right sidebar of my blog. Check out his other writings too, because they are a hoot!
Book 1 "Armada of Idiots"
Book 2 "Defection"
Book 3 "Olympos"
Book 4 "Thermopylae"
Epilogue
There are also some very helpful hyperlinks sprinkled throughout the text that you can follow to learn more about the original historical incident.
Read and enjoy!
little bitchass
If you've been following my blog, you already know about the continuing Tracer Bullet Billy series. Lately, Billy has been working solo on an epic Tracer tale, which contains a cast of thousands. The cast was assembled from Mistresses and friends in the LDW Group and the LDW chatrooms.
The story is "The Oddity", and is contained in 4 "books" and an epilogue. It has been adapted from a famous incident in history. It's sad, funny and very touching all at the same time. In it, the author examines some very interesting views on Mistress/pet relationships. I really do recommend that you all take the time to read all 4 books, because I think you'll enjoy it. I know I did! Billy is a very talented writer and this makes for a great read!
To make it easier to find, I'll include links to all 4 of the books. Billy's blog can also be accessed through a link on the right sidebar of my blog. Check out his other writings too, because they are a hoot!
Book 1 "Armada of Idiots"
Book 2 "Defection"
Book 3 "Olympos"
Book 4 "Thermopylae"
Epilogue
There are also some very helpful hyperlinks sprinkled throughout the text that you can follow to learn more about the original historical incident.
Read and enjoy!
little bitchass
2007-01-16
Little Bitchass And The Giantess Island Day Spa Scam
OK.... somebody's gonna pay. I was having a pretty good day yesterday, until I made the mistake of taking advantage of this free offer of a day at a spa on a tropical island. How can that be a mistake you say? Well I'm about to tell you......
I was stupid. I shoulda known that no spa would ever send a plane ticket to a tropical isle, for starters. But I packed a change of panties and went anyway. The first sign of trouble was when the plane turned out to be so old it was made out of wood. Pretty soon, I saw an island below us. I knew something was really wrong when the stewardess, who's name was Tattoo, pushed me out of the door of the plane wearing a parachute made out of old bedsheets. The parachute didn't slow me down very much, so I tried to help by holding my extra pair of panties over my head. As I fell screaming like a banshee towards the water below, I couldn't help but wonder if this spa offer might not be a scam of some sort. I hit the water, landing right in the middle of a flock of giant sharks, but for some reason, they pretty much shied away from me. So I turned towards the island, and using my boobs for floaties, swam my ass off in the direction of the beach.
Once on the beach, I was welcomed by a very large and very inquisitive blonde who I recognized as Giantess Gretchen. She picked me up by the neck and at first I thought it was gonna be a lot of fun, because she plunked me down into her bra between her soft, zeppelin sized boobs. There was another tiny human nearby, but I couldn't tell if he was a native or a visitor, because of the dense cloud of acrid smoke that always seemed to hover around him. I found out soon enough that he was a visitor too, when the friendly Giantess decided to get playful and started chasing us both around, trying to squish us into the sand. Then, she decided to play "airplanes" with us. She was having the greatest of times, making airplane and machine noises, and tossing us up and down the beach like gliders.
After one of her particularly long heaves, I landed right in front of my old friend Billy, who with a maniacal gleam in his eyes was holding up a sign that read, "Welcome to Deviant Pervert Roast, Little Bitchass". Things went pretty much downhill for me from this point on. It seems that I had been had, and that the offer of the day at the spa was a setup to get me out to the island so I could become a playtoy for Giantess Gretchen. Billy seemed bent on convincing Giantess Gretchen that I was evil incarnate. Now, everybody but Giantess Gretchen probably knows by now that I am a sweetie and never hurt nobody in my life. If you don't believe me, ask Princess Grace or Miss Tara, who oddly enough, were nowhere to be found while I was trying desperately to talk my way out of trouble.
Billy kept up his non-stop accusations, weaving a masterful web of deceit, and eventually convincing the otherwise well meaning Giantess that I was indeed the devils spawn. Lie after lie rained down (or maybe up) on Giantess Gretchen's ears. I finally started to see the handwriting on the wall, and decided to call in the big guns, who in this case happened to be a little dick. I didn't catch it at the time, but after calling Tracer on the cell, he was on the beach in front of me in only 5 minutes. I was beginning to smell a rat....
Tracer seemed to have a little problem with the retainer check that I had given Friday for just such an emergency, and instantly he turned on me and provided further damning evidence of my involvement in the blackest of evil doings. He even accused me of plotting to poison Giantess Gretchen with barrels of radioactive pineapple juice. Soon, other friends emerged from the lush vegetation and onto the beach, where they all performed the most amazing pile-on that I've ever seen. I have to hand it to them all, they were good.
The ever angelic Woomba LeGree was there, accusing me of everything from throwing his stupid tomato plants into the bay to drilling holes in the bottom of his boat and sinking it. He even fabricated a huge lie about me planning to slingshot Giantess Gretchen in the ass with green grapes. No matter how absurd the lies became, the not-so-gentle Giantess bought into them.
One after another, more of my friends showed up... Ace.... (name removed due to threat of litigation)... Asia.... all adding to the false testimony against me. Even people who I had never met before were chiming in with "Yes! She's evil! Burn her!" A conspicuous absentee was my pal Friday, who I assume was on the phone with MsGrace, like she usually is during most of her waking hours. I can't blame Friday though... MsGrace is a real knockout and she just happens to be my Mistress too.
So after hours of torturous testimoany (spelling intended, btw), the Prosecution rested, and evidently so did my Defense, the ever loyal Tracer (Benedict Arnold) Bullet Billy, who was busy chasing around a cute little island girl and offering her Thin Mints. Giantess Gretchen took all of 30 seconds to decide my fate. Guilty!
I was put into a large cage, which turned out to be a supersized version of one of those wheels that hamsters run on. The ever-friendly Giantess lit a humongous candle under the wheel, so I'd have to keep running or burn my bare feet, which unfortunately had lost their shoes in the fall from the plane. Giantess Gretchen and all of my "friends" seemed to get the greatest pleasure out of watching my eee's smack me in the face as I ran terrified on the wheel. Tracer even left the little island girl alone long enough to come watch the gruesome spectacle while he ate popcorn and took pictures.
I eventually got so exhausted that I couldn't run any longer and so I confessed to everything to make them stop. I was let out of the wheel, and seeing an opportunity, made a dash for the beach. Running on tiptoe in beach sand because your feet are blistered is not the fastest way to run, so I was caught almost immediately and flicked out beyond the shark reef again. As I sailed out over the water, I heard Giantess Gretchen's booming voice talking about volcano sacrifices, but that was the least of my worries at the moment. The sharks waited for me to fall, wearing lobster bibs and holding forks in their fins. I splashed down in the middle of them and batted at them to keep them away. I suddenly remembered the perfume gun that Friday had given me and began firing away at the now terrified sharks. The sharks began gagging and coughing, and that gave me time to swim to shore. I was careful to come out of the water at the farthest end of the beach from Giantess Gretchen and all my traitorous friends. While there, I saw some of the prettiest and most aromatic flowers that you have ever seen, so on an impulse, I rubbed them all over my body like perfume.... so much sweeter than the vile trash that Friday uses.
I became aware of the sound of laughter echoing up the beach from the direction of my tormentors. "I see you found the mutant poison sumac", the Jokester Giantess chortled.... I considered giving myself up, but about that time, the pineapple juice took effect, and the Giantess became sleepy. She headed off to bed, which gave me time to build a raft and float back to civilization.
So here I am, back home again with blistered feet, and rolling around on the carpet trying to get some relief from this hellish itching. I took names during my time in hell, and I will be sure to repay all of you bastards who participated in due time. Just as soon as my rash heals, that is.
You're all goin' down!
little (better watch your back) bitchass
I was stupid. I shoulda known that no spa would ever send a plane ticket to a tropical isle, for starters. But I packed a change of panties and went anyway. The first sign of trouble was when the plane turned out to be so old it was made out of wood. Pretty soon, I saw an island below us. I knew something was really wrong when the stewardess, who's name was Tattoo, pushed me out of the door of the plane wearing a parachute made out of old bedsheets. The parachute didn't slow me down very much, so I tried to help by holding my extra pair of panties over my head. As I fell screaming like a banshee towards the water below, I couldn't help but wonder if this spa offer might not be a scam of some sort. I hit the water, landing right in the middle of a flock of giant sharks, but for some reason, they pretty much shied away from me. So I turned towards the island, and using my boobs for floaties, swam my ass off in the direction of the beach.
Once on the beach, I was welcomed by a very large and very inquisitive blonde who I recognized as Giantess Gretchen. She picked me up by the neck and at first I thought it was gonna be a lot of fun, because she plunked me down into her bra between her soft, zeppelin sized boobs. There was another tiny human nearby, but I couldn't tell if he was a native or a visitor, because of the dense cloud of acrid smoke that always seemed to hover around him. I found out soon enough that he was a visitor too, when the friendly Giantess decided to get playful and started chasing us both around, trying to squish us into the sand. Then, she decided to play "airplanes" with us. She was having the greatest of times, making airplane and machine noises, and tossing us up and down the beach like gliders.
After one of her particularly long heaves, I landed right in front of my old friend Billy, who with a maniacal gleam in his eyes was holding up a sign that read, "Welcome to Deviant Pervert Roast, Little Bitchass". Things went pretty much downhill for me from this point on. It seems that I had been had, and that the offer of the day at the spa was a setup to get me out to the island so I could become a playtoy for Giantess Gretchen. Billy seemed bent on convincing Giantess Gretchen that I was evil incarnate. Now, everybody but Giantess Gretchen probably knows by now that I am a sweetie and never hurt nobody in my life. If you don't believe me, ask Princess Grace or Miss Tara, who oddly enough, were nowhere to be found while I was trying desperately to talk my way out of trouble.
Billy kept up his non-stop accusations, weaving a masterful web of deceit, and eventually convincing the otherwise well meaning Giantess that I was indeed the devils spawn. Lie after lie rained down (or maybe up) on Giantess Gretchen's ears. I finally started to see the handwriting on the wall, and decided to call in the big guns, who in this case happened to be a little dick. I didn't catch it at the time, but after calling Tracer on the cell, he was on the beach in front of me in only 5 minutes. I was beginning to smell a rat....
Tracer seemed to have a little problem with the retainer check that I had given Friday for just such an emergency, and instantly he turned on me and provided further damning evidence of my involvement in the blackest of evil doings. He even accused me of plotting to poison Giantess Gretchen with barrels of radioactive pineapple juice. Soon, other friends emerged from the lush vegetation and onto the beach, where they all performed the most amazing pile-on that I've ever seen. I have to hand it to them all, they were good.
The ever angelic Woomba LeGree was there, accusing me of everything from throwing his stupid tomato plants into the bay to drilling holes in the bottom of his boat and sinking it. He even fabricated a huge lie about me planning to slingshot Giantess Gretchen in the ass with green grapes. No matter how absurd the lies became, the not-so-gentle Giantess bought into them.
One after another, more of my friends showed up... Ace.... (name removed due to threat of litigation)... Asia.... all adding to the false testimony against me. Even people who I had never met before were chiming in with "Yes! She's evil! Burn her!" A conspicuous absentee was my pal Friday, who I assume was on the phone with MsGrace, like she usually is during most of her waking hours. I can't blame Friday though... MsGrace is a real knockout and she just happens to be my Mistress too.
So after hours of torturous testimoany (spelling intended, btw), the Prosecution rested, and evidently so did my Defense, the ever loyal Tracer (Benedict Arnold) Bullet Billy, who was busy chasing around a cute little island girl and offering her Thin Mints. Giantess Gretchen took all of 30 seconds to decide my fate. Guilty!
I was put into a large cage, which turned out to be a supersized version of one of those wheels that hamsters run on. The ever-friendly Giantess lit a humongous candle under the wheel, so I'd have to keep running or burn my bare feet, which unfortunately had lost their shoes in the fall from the plane. Giantess Gretchen and all of my "friends" seemed to get the greatest pleasure out of watching my eee's smack me in the face as I ran terrified on the wheel. Tracer even left the little island girl alone long enough to come watch the gruesome spectacle while he ate popcorn and took pictures.
I eventually got so exhausted that I couldn't run any longer and so I confessed to everything to make them stop. I was let out of the wheel, and seeing an opportunity, made a dash for the beach. Running on tiptoe in beach sand because your feet are blistered is not the fastest way to run, so I was caught almost immediately and flicked out beyond the shark reef again. As I sailed out over the water, I heard Giantess Gretchen's booming voice talking about volcano sacrifices, but that was the least of my worries at the moment. The sharks waited for me to fall, wearing lobster bibs and holding forks in their fins. I splashed down in the middle of them and batted at them to keep them away. I suddenly remembered the perfume gun that Friday had given me and began firing away at the now terrified sharks. The sharks began gagging and coughing, and that gave me time to swim to shore. I was careful to come out of the water at the farthest end of the beach from Giantess Gretchen and all my traitorous friends. While there, I saw some of the prettiest and most aromatic flowers that you have ever seen, so on an impulse, I rubbed them all over my body like perfume.... so much sweeter than the vile trash that Friday uses.
I became aware of the sound of laughter echoing up the beach from the direction of my tormentors. "I see you found the mutant poison sumac", the Jokester Giantess chortled.... I considered giving myself up, but about that time, the pineapple juice took effect, and the Giantess became sleepy. She headed off to bed, which gave me time to build a raft and float back to civilization.
So here I am, back home again with blistered feet, and rolling around on the carpet trying to get some relief from this hellish itching. I took names during my time in hell, and I will be sure to repay all of you bastards who participated in due time. Just as soon as my rash heals, that is.
You're all goin' down!
little (better watch your back) bitchass
Hey! Friday here... Has anybody seen my pal little bitchass today? She wasn't at her apartment this morning when I stopped by to test out some new restraints on her. I'm starting to get a little worrried. Last I knew, she got a mysterious invitation to a day spa on some island, and since the plane ticket was already paid for, she was gonna go over there and get some much needed R&R. Geez.... That's odd.... I hope that invitation was on the up and up.....
And speaking of odd things, the little dick hasn't shown up at the office yet today. Wonder what he's up to? Probably talking to that nice MsGrace again. He is such a pushover when it comes to her.
Girl Friday
And speaking of odd things, the little dick hasn't shown up at the office yet today. Wonder what he's up to? Probably talking to that nice MsGrace again. He is such a pushover when it comes to her.
Girl Friday
2007-01-14
I had the oddest experience last night. It was very late when I went into the chatroom and I was tired. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep in the room, and that's when I had the strangest dream. Princess Grace was in my dream, along with a lot of the regular crew of roomies. There was a lot of talk going back and forth about stuff like Mistresses sending and receiving panties and lots of cookies being given out. But then my dream got really strange after that.
Princess morphed into a Kitty, and she was prowling around the room on all fours, nuzzling up to people and purring. I have to say that she was the sexiest Kitty I have ever seen. Everyone was cooing, stroking her "fur", and scratching her between her ears. This Kitty seemed to like to tease.... a lot like Princess Grace does. Somehow, the Kitty also seemed to sense that some of us were in denial mode, and she began to do things that were sure to make us squirm. This Kitty even giggled like Princess Grace! She would lie on her back and purr with her feet up in the air and let us rub her belly. Every once in awhile, she would get thirsty, and pad over to her bowl and lap up some of the thick white cream that was in the bowl. This had a very noticeable effect on the room, because a collective moan and groan would go up from the crowd whenever she took a drink.
She jumped up, licked my face, and curled up in my lap at one point, and seeing the pretty Kitty on my lap made me think all kinds of naughty thoughts. Because I'm on denial, I remember moaning softly and desperately thinking things like, "no cummies no cummies no cummies". When the Kitty got down off my lap, she did her sexy Kitty walk over to KC, who is also a denial enthusiast, and tormented him severely. After a few minutes of that, I was expecting poor KC to erupt in a geyser of cum, but he stood strong. Good for you, KC.... believe me, I felt your pain!
Then the Kitty needed her nap, and so she left the room, flicking her tail suggestively at everyone on her way out. The dream gets a little fuzzy here, because next thing I know, I'm sitting there in squishy panties. I have no idea what happened to the rest of the people in the room. Around this time I think I woke up and turned off the computer to go to bed, but as I got undressed for bed, I noticed that I was still wearing the squishy panties from my dream. How strange is that???
Will the cute and sexy Kitty ever show up in the chatroom again? Who knows, but if she does, I think I'm gonna have a box of panty liners handy.
In the meantime, I will probably be needing therapy after having a dream like that. Princess, do you think I can make an appointment with youuuuuu?
Princess' little bitchass
Princess morphed into a Kitty, and she was prowling around the room on all fours, nuzzling up to people and purring. I have to say that she was the sexiest Kitty I have ever seen. Everyone was cooing, stroking her "fur", and scratching her between her ears. This Kitty seemed to like to tease.... a lot like Princess Grace does. Somehow, the Kitty also seemed to sense that some of us were in denial mode, and she began to do things that were sure to make us squirm. This Kitty even giggled like Princess Grace! She would lie on her back and purr with her feet up in the air and let us rub her belly. Every once in awhile, she would get thirsty, and pad over to her bowl and lap up some of the thick white cream that was in the bowl. This had a very noticeable effect on the room, because a collective moan and groan would go up from the crowd whenever she took a drink.
She jumped up, licked my face, and curled up in my lap at one point, and seeing the pretty Kitty on my lap made me think all kinds of naughty thoughts. Because I'm on denial, I remember moaning softly and desperately thinking things like, "no cummies no cummies no cummies". When the Kitty got down off my lap, she did her sexy Kitty walk over to KC, who is also a denial enthusiast, and tormented him severely. After a few minutes of that, I was expecting poor KC to erupt in a geyser of cum, but he stood strong. Good for you, KC.... believe me, I felt your pain!
Then the Kitty needed her nap, and so she left the room, flicking her tail suggestively at everyone on her way out. The dream gets a little fuzzy here, because next thing I know, I'm sitting there in squishy panties. I have no idea what happened to the rest of the people in the room. Around this time I think I woke up and turned off the computer to go to bed, but as I got undressed for bed, I noticed that I was still wearing the squishy panties from my dream. How strange is that???
Will the cute and sexy Kitty ever show up in the chatroom again? Who knows, but if she does, I think I'm gonna have a box of panty liners handy.
In the meantime, I will probably be needing therapy after having a dream like that. Princess, do you think I can make an appointment with youuuuuu?
Princess' little bitchass
2007-01-10
Friday here... OK.... something weird is goin on at the office. Right now I'm sitting over at the library on my lunch break, and just shaking my head over the the way Tracer has been acting the last few days. Ever since we closed the case of Mistr... errr.. that MsGrace dame's missing panties, Tracer has been acting like a needy puppy. At first I thought that MsGrace had something to do with it, but if it was that, I think I would be affected too, but I'm acting perfectly normal. But that does remind me, I need to give her another follow-up call and see if her panties are still safe.
Tracer has been spending a lot of time in his secret wanking room with the door locked, ever since that day last week where he had another burrito attack. The dick never learns, and he's beginning to piss me off because I'm the one who has to clean the office bathroom, and it's hard to get any cleaning done when you have to hold your breath for that long. Really, I think he should go see the sawbones and find out what's wrong, because something inside him is evil. It's just not normal for a human being to be so toxic.
But the thing that really has me kinda worried, is all the strange things he's been asking me to do for him at work. A few days ago, he came out of his little room and asked me to make him a list of all the Greek names that I can find. All I can think of is that he might be taking up Greek dancing. You know, where the guys wear the little skirts with white pantyhose and those cute shoes with the big white pompoms on them?
I wasn't really surprised about the Greek dancing thing, but yesterday, he comes out of his cummie closet and asks me to order all the kitchen utensils I can get ahold of. And I'm not talking 10 or 20 here.... He's talking like 20000 or more! I've been humoring this looneytunes by going along and making it sound like he's normal or something, but there's no way we can afford all those utensils, even if I comparison shop. That kind of expense would cut way into my business related calling time with MsGrace, so I'm just telling him I'll get them ordered as soon as I can. In the meantime, I have a plan that will keep our costs wayyyyy down. I'm telling people that we're opening a cooking school for needy wanty pets, and we've been getting lots of utensils donated for next to nothing! I got a big donation from that nice Mr Ace just by flashing my gams at him.
Well, my 2 hour lunch break is over, so I'm gonna head back to the office and see if Tracer is still in his yum yum room. If I hold the glass up to the door just right, I can hear sounds like "uh huhhhhh" and ::giggles::, but haven't heard anything else that will explain what that nimrod has been up to. And I can't forget to call Mistr.... errr.. MsGrace to see if she needs any more housework done today.
I'll let you all know if Tracer keeps acting weird. Oh wait... when DOESN'T he act weird?
Girl Friday
Tracer has been spending a lot of time in his secret wanking room with the door locked, ever since that day last week where he had another burrito attack. The dick never learns, and he's beginning to piss me off because I'm the one who has to clean the office bathroom, and it's hard to get any cleaning done when you have to hold your breath for that long. Really, I think he should go see the sawbones and find out what's wrong, because something inside him is evil. It's just not normal for a human being to be so toxic.
But the thing that really has me kinda worried, is all the strange things he's been asking me to do for him at work. A few days ago, he came out of his little room and asked me to make him a list of all the Greek names that I can find. All I can think of is that he might be taking up Greek dancing. You know, where the guys wear the little skirts with white pantyhose and those cute shoes with the big white pompoms on them?
I wasn't really surprised about the Greek dancing thing, but yesterday, he comes out of his cummie closet and asks me to order all the kitchen utensils I can get ahold of. And I'm not talking 10 or 20 here.... He's talking like 20000 or more! I've been humoring this looneytunes by going along and making it sound like he's normal or something, but there's no way we can afford all those utensils, even if I comparison shop. That kind of expense would cut way into my business related calling time with MsGrace, so I'm just telling him I'll get them ordered as soon as I can. In the meantime, I have a plan that will keep our costs wayyyyy down. I'm telling people that we're opening a cooking school for needy wanty pets, and we've been getting lots of utensils donated for next to nothing! I got a big donation from that nice Mr Ace just by flashing my gams at him.
Well, my 2 hour lunch break is over, so I'm gonna head back to the office and see if Tracer is still in his yum yum room. If I hold the glass up to the door just right, I can hear sounds like "uh huhhhhh" and ::giggles::, but haven't heard anything else that will explain what that nimrod has been up to. And I can't forget to call Mistr.... errr.. MsGrace to see if she needs any more housework done today.
I'll let you all know if Tracer keeps acting weird. Oh wait... when DOESN'T he act weird?
Girl Friday
2007-01-05
mmmmm..... Tease Time.... I've put up quite a few postings about Princess Grace's Tease Time chats, and I kinda wonder sometimes if some of you might be getting tired of hearing me talk about them all the time. Well, I do talk a lot about Tease Time because I always enjoy spending the time with Princess and experiencing her awesome teases. I also like to write about them because Princess is my Mistress, and I can never talk about her enough.
The chats are always amazing, and honestly, I don't know how it's possible that they seem to get better every week, but they do. Princess has been in a super mood ever since the holidays, and I think it has carried over into her chats. The past few weeks have been a really happy time for me, and I'm pretty sure that's because I feel that she is too. And then she came into Tease Time.....
We had a great crowd of strokers and sissies in the room, and I don't think I've ever seen a Tease Time crowd so well behaved and respectful of Princess. It was awesome to see! Everybody seemed to be hanging on her every word, and a few had to stop what they were doing and take a break once in awhile... not mentioning any names though, billy...
Princess got right down to business, and used a theme that's dear to me, which involves having her vict... errr.. subject hanging stretched out by the wrists so that there's no possibility of touching themselves or moving much of anything. This is a great theme for a tease, because it's easy to see how frustrating it would be. So then Princess goes to work. Moving around... touching... rubbing... nibbling... biting... teasing... front and back... mmmm. Then erotically stripping clothing off of herself... watching her pleasure herself... taking off her wet panties and putting them in your mouth... making you taste her wet fingers... mmmm. Oh my Gawwwd, I was having a hard time handling this and it got even worse for me when Princess confessed that she was getting excited too!
After awhile, it seemed like everybody in the room was moaning and begging for relief, and that's when Princess transformed into her alter ego, Miss Mean Cockteasing Bitch, and sat back and just laughed at our suffering. I think it's the begging that triggers her transformation, like a werewolf when the full moon comes up. And because she had let us cum a couple of times in the last month, everybody knew that the chances were good that we were gonna go away needy, wanty, and aching. Miss Mean Cockteasing Bitch was only too happy to oblige.
So Princess! Thank you so much for the great tease! You were fantastic, and I was so proud of you in the room and peacock proud to be yours! mmmmm... next week..........
Wuv my Princess...
little bitchass
The chats are always amazing, and honestly, I don't know how it's possible that they seem to get better every week, but they do. Princess has been in a super mood ever since the holidays, and I think it has carried over into her chats. The past few weeks have been a really happy time for me, and I'm pretty sure that's because I feel that she is too. And then she came into Tease Time.....
We had a great crowd of strokers and sissies in the room, and I don't think I've ever seen a Tease Time crowd so well behaved and respectful of Princess. It was awesome to see! Everybody seemed to be hanging on her every word, and a few had to stop what they were doing and take a break once in awhile... not mentioning any names though, billy...
Princess got right down to business, and used a theme that's dear to me, which involves having her vict... errr.. subject hanging stretched out by the wrists so that there's no possibility of touching themselves or moving much of anything. This is a great theme for a tease, because it's easy to see how frustrating it would be. So then Princess goes to work. Moving around... touching... rubbing... nibbling... biting... teasing... front and back... mmmm. Then erotically stripping clothing off of herself... watching her pleasure herself... taking off her wet panties and putting them in your mouth... making you taste her wet fingers... mmmm. Oh my Gawwwd, I was having a hard time handling this and it got even worse for me when Princess confessed that she was getting excited too!
After awhile, it seemed like everybody in the room was moaning and begging for relief, and that's when Princess transformed into her alter ego, Miss Mean Cockteasing Bitch, and sat back and just laughed at our suffering. I think it's the begging that triggers her transformation, like a werewolf when the full moon comes up. And because she had let us cum a couple of times in the last month, everybody knew that the chances were good that we were gonna go away needy, wanty, and aching. Miss Mean Cockteasing Bitch was only too happy to oblige.
So Princess! Thank you so much for the great tease! You were fantastic, and I was so proud of you in the room and peacock proud to be yours! mmmmm... next week..........
Wuv my Princess...
little bitchass
2007-01-04
Princess Call sighting! Just wanted to deliver an "on my knees" thank you to Princess Grace for the awesome call we had last night! Princess... you are totally amazing! I think that was the best call we have ever had! You absolutely wiped me out! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
(I do sooooo love hanging out with my Mistress)
My apologies to everyone in the chatroom last night, if you thought I was acting more strangely than I usually do. Probably the only person in the room who had any clue what was wrong with me was Billy, because he knew where I had just been. When I came into the room, I had just finished the call with Princess, and I was there but at the same time not there, if that makes any sense. I hope I didn't miss saying hello to any of my friends. If I did, I'm sorry, because I didn't mean to. I was also missing a lot of what was being said in the room. I really think that Princess had sunk me so deeply into subspace during our call, that it took me a long time to float back up to the surface after she was done with me. I didn't feel anywhere near back to normal until I had been in the chatroom for a while, but by then it was curfew time, and I had to leave.
I'm not gonna go into any details on what we did during the call, but will tell you that I think I made Princess happy near the end of the call, when I begged..... and begged..... and begged.....
Wuv ya Princess!
little bitchass
And by the way Princess, let me know when you need me to help you on that little "project" we talked about!
(I do sooooo love hanging out with my Mistress)
My apologies to everyone in the chatroom last night, if you thought I was acting more strangely than I usually do. Probably the only person in the room who had any clue what was wrong with me was Billy, because he knew where I had just been. When I came into the room, I had just finished the call with Princess, and I was there but at the same time not there, if that makes any sense. I hope I didn't miss saying hello to any of my friends. If I did, I'm sorry, because I didn't mean to. I was also missing a lot of what was being said in the room. I really think that Princess had sunk me so deeply into subspace during our call, that it took me a long time to float back up to the surface after she was done with me. I didn't feel anywhere near back to normal until I had been in the chatroom for a while, but by then it was curfew time, and I had to leave.
I'm not gonna go into any details on what we did during the call, but will tell you that I think I made Princess happy near the end of the call, when I begged..... and begged..... and begged.....
Wuv ya Princess!
little bitchass
And by the way Princess, let me know when you need me to help you on that little "project" we talked about!
2007-01-01
Happy New Year everyone! 2007 is finally here, and from the looks of things, with Princess' help, it's gonna be a blast!
Wishing the best to all the Mistresses at LDW and over at Sissyjunction, as well as to all the chatroom friends who made it through 2006 with me. There's just way too many of you to mention by name, but you know who you are.
Miss Tara, greetings to you and thank you for being such a great Hostess at your Tea Parties, and also for your input in the blogs! My butt has your paddle prints all over it now.... owww...
A big New Years hug goes out to krissi for being my good friend and also for suggesting that we explore the LDW sites in the first place. If she hadn't suggested that one simple little thing, I may have never met Princess Grace, or any of you for that matter. I get goosepimples thinking of the "what-ifs" here. Obviously, that's such a HUGE gift, sis! Thank you!
A special greeting and thank you to billy, for being my pal, and for letting me get involved in his TracerBulletBilly series. I've been having such a blast adding my small contributions to his excellent work! Gawd, this guy makes me laugh soooo much!
A special thank you and hello goes out to lbb too, for his help in getting this blog up and running in the first place. I'm kinda sorry I wasn't the one who got framed in the panty heist, you lucky ba.....
Ace, more greetings and a thank you to you for being a friend, and for being there to compare notes on this funny little denial business!
And last but definitely not least, and you all know what's coming, the most special of all greetings to my wonderful Mistress, Princess Grace. I really can't say enough about what a difference you've made in my life after only a few short months. My time with you as one of your pets has been much more fulfilling than you know, and I'm confident that 2007 will be a great year, if only you will keep me close. Thanks for being you! Warmest hugs and kisses to you, Princess. Wuv ya!
I don't mean to offend anyone by not mentioning more names, but there are so many I could list and I would most likely omit somebody by accident. I don't want that to happen, so just want you to know that I love you all!
See y'all in the coming year!
little bitchass
P.S. Friday says hi and Happy New Year to all. Well, to everybody but Tracer that is.....
Wishing the best to all the Mistresses at LDW and over at Sissyjunction, as well as to all the chatroom friends who made it through 2006 with me. There's just way too many of you to mention by name, but you know who you are.
Miss Tara, greetings to you and thank you for being such a great Hostess at your Tea Parties, and also for your input in the blogs! My butt has your paddle prints all over it now.... owww...
A big New Years hug goes out to krissi for being my good friend and also for suggesting that we explore the LDW sites in the first place. If she hadn't suggested that one simple little thing, I may have never met Princess Grace, or any of you for that matter. I get goosepimples thinking of the "what-ifs" here. Obviously, that's such a HUGE gift, sis! Thank you!
A special greeting and thank you to billy, for being my pal, and for letting me get involved in his TracerBulletBilly series. I've been having such a blast adding my small contributions to his excellent work! Gawd, this guy makes me laugh soooo much!
A special thank you and hello goes out to lbb too, for his help in getting this blog up and running in the first place. I'm kinda sorry I wasn't the one who got framed in the panty heist, you lucky ba.....
Ace, more greetings and a thank you to you for being a friend, and for being there to compare notes on this funny little denial business!
And last but definitely not least, and you all know what's coming, the most special of all greetings to my wonderful Mistress, Princess Grace. I really can't say enough about what a difference you've made in my life after only a few short months. My time with you as one of your pets has been much more fulfilling than you know, and I'm confident that 2007 will be a great year, if only you will keep me close. Thanks for being you! Warmest hugs and kisses to you, Princess. Wuv ya!
I don't mean to offend anyone by not mentioning more names, but there are so many I could list and I would most likely omit somebody by accident. I don't want that to happen, so just want you to know that I love you all!
See y'all in the coming year!
little bitchass
P.S. Friday says hi and Happy New Year to all. Well, to everybody but Tracer that is.....
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