Provocatalk On Talkshoe, Episode 2

After a one week hiatus from Tease Time, the Stroke Princess returned to Talkshoe last night for Episode 2 of Her wildly popular program. Only thing is, it doesn't seem to be called Tease Time any more. Now it's Provocatalk. Welcome back Princess! Thanks for the heads-up on that name change!

::giggles::

I've gotta say, for it only being Her second show ever, and having to deal with distracting software difficulties most of the night, Ms Grace did another wonderful job, and She sounds as good or better than She ever has!

I have a couple of little vents to make first, however...

Whoever came up with the idea for how the chat window in Talkshoe Pro would be formatted has either never been in a chatroom in his life, or else just has his head stuck in his ass all the way up to his shoulders. It's a freakin' unbelievable pain in the ass to try and keep track of the conversation in this format, especially if there are more than about ten chatters in the room at the same time and trying to talk. I hope you're listening... What the fuck were you thinking, YOU STUPID MORON???

Uhh... sorry...

Add to this piece of shit formatting the fact that the software seemed to be freezing up on Princess and others most of the night, and you can see why I'm praising Princess so much for the way She handled Herself. (Go ahead and laugh at the unintentional pun if you want... I did...)

Even BillyBear, who constantly brags about his dumb old MAC, was getting frustrated beyond belief. I was in an IM with him at one point during the show, and BillyBear commented that the Talkshoe Pro software was the only software to ever freeze up his MAC. I would normally have busted a gut laughing at him for that, but I felt kinda sorry for the chubby little blue critter, and so I kept my mouth shut.

I'm just hoping there's gonna be some bug fixing done on the Pro software before too very long.

We also had a couple of new chatters in the room who clearly must not have been able to hear what Ms Grace was talking about, because they insisted in trying to ram through their own agendas, which had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic Princess was talking about. Please people, when you come into the chatroom, listen first and pick up on the topic before you go spouting off about your upcoming makeovers or whether or not Princess wants to fuck you in the ass through your pantyhose. And if you do decide to bring up a change of subject, if your suggestion gets ignored, don't try to keep pushing it through over and over. There's prolly a very good reason why it got ignored in the first place! Geeesh!

Now that the venting is out of the way, I'll tell you a few more things, and then show you how you can go and listen to the replay for yourself.

Princess had a very special guest call in to the show, the lovely and talented Domina Amanda. It was a pleasure listening to these two awesome Mistresses going back and forth, sharing experiences and techniques, and the conversation was downright erotic and uhhh.. stimulating the whole time. Not good for the caged amongst us, but I mean that in a very good way. There was even some talk of Princess Grace and Domina Amanda doing some more two-Mistress calls together, and I think poor Pantysue may be one of their next vict..... errr.... callers. Good luck with that, Pantysue! It was nice knowin' ya, sis!

We also had a first-time caller named Lestat call in, and I think he had no idea what kind of a program he was calling in to. He seemed at first to be a little confused, but maybe that's common for vampires, since most of them prolly don't have much room for computers in their coffins, and so maybe don't know a whole lot about PSOs and sexually oriented chatrooms. But Lestat picked it up quickly, and he seemed to be having a great time. I must say though, that even though he's a big famous vampire and all, I think he more than met his match in Princess Grace and Domina Amanda.

Well, that's about all I have time to write this week, but if you would like to hear Provocatalk Episode 2 in it's entirety, there is a Talkshoe widget over on the righthand sidebar of this blog. Just click on "Select a Past Episode", and fasten your seatbelt, because these two Mistresses are definitely capable of taking you on the ride of your life!

And be sure to watch Princess Grace's blog for some future surprises at Provocatalk, that may... and I'm just sayin'... MAY... include more frequent appearances by Domina Amanda!

Your bitchass wuvs You, Princess!

Later, everybody!

little bitchass

Zombie Bambi In The House!

The first post-Halloween Tease Time took place in the Community Kink Chatroom last night, and I was still a little bit bitter about the fact that the Stroke Princess didn't come Trick or Treating at my house the night before. I had gone to all the trouble of making Halloween cookies in the shapes of Vampiratrixes, Succubi, and even Wolf heads. I had a special treat bag all made up for Her too. It had special Halloween perfume, "Eau de Undead", special candy stakes and mallets, peckermint flavored cock lolipops, marshmallow brooms, and as an extra special treat, little cock cages made out of red licorice. I even made up 147 Jello Shots ahead of time in case She was really thirsty after a hard night's work.

But, it was all for nothing. Princess never showed up, so I made myself all sick and stuff because I had to eat all the candy and slurp all the Jello Shots before they went bad.

Princess cheered me up when She arrived in the room though, by telling me that "The Package" would be arriving at my house today. Too bad I won't be able to open it for a few days, since She has to go to a couple of parties and so She can't take my call on those nights. But that's OK Princess... I've only been locked up 77 days here... so it's no big deal if You want to blow off letting Your poor locked up pet out so You can go tease a few boys. I know You don't get to tease boys very often, so I won't get in the way of that. hee hee hee

One very scary newsflash was passed around the room for anybody interested. A zombified deer was spotted shuffling slowly through the woods in the vicinity of Princess Grace's castle. Various ways to kill a zombified deer were discussed by the chatters, with shooting in the head or bashing his cute widdle head in with a stick being the most popular. But in the end, Princess had the final say, and She decided that the easiest way to dispatch his undead ass for good would be by hitting him with Her car again. She plans on taking care of that as soon as Her car gets back from the body shop.

We did find out one very useful tidbit of Princess Grace Knowledge last night. Princess revealed that She wears panties when She bowls! GASP! Yes! It's true! She also let us in on another secret. Where most people would get self-conscious if other people watched their asses while they bowled, having someone watch Her ass while She bowls actually helps Princess bowl better. So next time You see Princess in the bowling alley, be sure not to take your eyes off of Her ass so She'll bowl a great game!

At one point during the chat, BillyBear suggested that Princess brand Mike, one of the boys in the room. Princess said that branding wasn't Her style, and so BillyPrincess sprang into action and branded a big BP onto one of Mike's ass cheeks. This got Princess' attention...

"You're not branding one of My boys during My chat, are you, BillyBear?"

"Ummm... uhhh... already done, Princess..."

So, BillyPrincess whipped out another branding iron, and branded a huge "X" right over top of the BP. If another boy hadn't distracted Princess with a shiny vampire comment right about this time, things might've gotten ugly. But BillyBear escaped and lived to see another sunrise.

As the time started to get late, Princess had everybody take out their cocks and clitties and stroke or rub. Of course I had to complain. Princess, being the compassionate Mistress that She is, and knowing that I couldn't play along, made me go and listen to Her newest MP3 instead. See, this was Her way of protecting me from the horrible torture of having to watch everyone having a good time. Wonderful! This was just what I needed... except that listening to Her voice got me even more squirmy than I already was. But because I am such a loyal, trustworthy, and loving pet, I followed Her instructions and made it through it without crying too much. I did get some support from Pantysue here, who bravely refused to stroke too, in a heartwarming show of solidarity! She did crumble after awhile, said "the hell with this!", and stroked until she caught up with the rest of the room. But I don't blame her for crumbling... Princess is awesome when She gets into a tease like this!

The people in the room were stroking when I left to listen to the MP3, and they were still stroking when I got back. I'm not sure how many times Princess might've edged them and then made them start again, but pretty soon, I heard the dreaded command,

"OK, take your hands away! ::giggles::"

Now here's the best part! Princess said that nobody was allowed to cum for the rest of the night! If anybody had any plans with a significant other, they had better find a way to do it without cumming! Awwwww... poor babiessssss!

I kinda lost my composure here, and began cackling and laughing at the chatters because I at least didn't have to take my hands away, and besides, I sure as shit wasn't gonna be able to cum anyway. Being locked up for 76 days will make you a little crazed, and actually I'm kinda sorry I lost it and laughed at everybody. OK, so I'm not sorry! Hahahahahaha! Serves you all right, you unlocked bastards! neener neener neener.... Bwahahahahahaha!

Sorry... really...

OK, I guess that's enough for today..... I'm losing it...

As always, I wuvs my Stroke Princess!

little bitchass

Happy Halloween Everybody!

And the scariest of Halloween wishes to all the Mistresses at LDW! Here's a special BOO! to My awesome Vampiratrix Mistress and Stroke Princess, Ms Grace! I'll give You some candy if You come to my house tonight, Princess!

Last night was Tuesday night, and of course that always means "Midnight Madness" time in the Community Kink chatroom! I'll tell you what I can remember about it, but I have been in a pretty pitiful state these last few days, and I'll tell you why in a minute.

But to begin with, Ms Grace did about the first half of the chat solo, and She busied Herself with tormenting the needy boys and demonstrating how easy it is for Her to take their souls. I was pretty safe because She took mine months ago. Not that I mind of course...

Ace arrived carrying an inflatible donut that he could park his sore ass on since it was still healing after last Tuesday's historic birthday pummeling. He also brought his special Ms Kate radio with him and we soon got a message from Ms Kate, saying She'd be late. She was torturing some lucky boy on a long phone call and was running a little late.

Ace seemed to be in a feisty mood... he even took all of Ms Grace's Reeses candies away from Her! What was most disturbing was how he did it. Princess would hold one between Her teeth, then lean forward, and Ace would take the Reese's with his teeth'es. I can't take much of watching that kinda stuff these days, so I covered my eyes.

We talked about halloween costumes, and Princess decided at the last minute to go with a Sexy Kitty costume rather than the Sexy Vampiratrix-Succubus. She realized that She was already a Sexy Vampiratrix-Succubus, and it would've been too easy for Her to go anywhere as that. Of course, She's already a pretty cute Pussy too, but at any rate, that's what She decided on. Mistresses can always change their minds!

All along the way, Princess kept sending the new arrivals over to Her blog to listen to Her latest MP3. I kept shaking my head as the poor fools went happily to their drooling fate. They weren't good for much of anything but incoherently mumbling stuff like"I surrender" and "take my soul" when they wandered back into the room.

Ms Kate arrived, and She was in a really playful mood from working over that boy in Her call. It didn't get by Her, or Princess Grace either, when a new chatter made the mistake of saying the "anything" word out loud in the chatroom. The poor bastard! He'll learn.....

Then we began to mix cookie dough for baking some nice Halloween cookies! But one of the tiny little boys who's name escapes me, unfortunately fell into the cookie dough and got mixed in. I say unfortunately because Princess happens to like munching on cookie dough, and the poor little feller lost a leg before Princess even knew he was in there. But we forged ahead and baked the cookies anyway.

Ace started to take advantage of the situation and began putting cookies down Ms Kate's blouse, which made Her invite him over to snuggle with Her. That's when I covered my eyes again. I got booted out of the room shortly after that and couldn't get back in for about 5 minutes, and when I got back it seemed half the room was gone. I LOVE these Java upgrades!

After I got back into the chatroom, it was time for the chat to end, and so the Mistresses went off to do their Mistressy duties, and the room emptied out like a bathtub after you pull the drain stopper out.

OK, as for me and my pitiful state, I've been cruising along in Princess Grace's little pink cage for the last few months, and I think I've been dealing with that reasonably well this time, at least up until a few days ago. That's when Princess told me that She mailed me a package. I'm hoping that part of the contents will be the keys that will unlock the cage so I can get out for awhile. I am also hoping it will be working keys! Not somebody else's... not ones with the teeth filed off... and certainly not ones that have been dipped in silver and turned into earrings. I would like these to work, and that's assuming that Princess will even let me turn them in the lock to find out. She usually likes to make me put one in the lock and then sit there and look at it and sweat out whether She's really gonna eventually let me out or not.

She also mentioned some kind of prezzie that She included, but won't tell me what it is.... as usual... She did tell me that I can't open the package until I can call Her on the phone, and until then, I'll have to just watch the package sitting there... taunting me... This can get very nervewracking and starts to drive me nuts after a few days. The episode with Boxy earlier this year is still very fresh in my mind, and talking to a cardboard box was definitely not normal.

I've gotten a few cryptic clues from Princess, but no real indication of what She's planning. She started the ball rolling with Her comment to this post in my blog a few nights ago. She also mentioned something about signing me up for something. BillyBear thinks maybe She enlisted me in the Marines. Then, last night during Midnight Madness, She told everybody that She disclosed Her plans for me to Her Boytoy, and he told Her that She was twisted.

Super...

But, as always, if it's fun for Princess, then I'm all in. She knows that I trust Her completely and that I'll at least try to do whatever She comes up with, and She doesn't even need to get me to say the "I'll do anything" death sentence for Her. So, whatever You're thinking, Princess, I'll do my best not to disappoint You. But one thing this is doing is making me constantly think about it, and wondering if today will be the day it arrives. I can handle the waiting pretty well until the end is in sight, and then I start to lose it really quickly. I found out from Princess that I now hold the record for longest time in denial by one of Her pets, and by the time the package gets here and I can do a call, I may just be a big puddle of raspberry Jello on the floor.

As always, I wuvs my Stroke Princess!

Quivering along at Day 75...

little bitchass

P.S. Thank you Ace for reminding me of a few things I had forgotten from the chat!

One Violent Week In The Life Of A Chatroom...

This week has been a busy one for me so far, and so I'm gonna combine my usual chat reports and other updates into one giant blogpost that nobody will read anyway.

Where to start? Let's see.....

Tuesday night maybe? Yeah.. good start! Tuesday night! Midnight Madness! Tuesday night turned into a celebration of Ace's birthday, and Ace was lucky ::ka-chink:: to have survived it. From the moment he arrived, Ms Kate and the Stroke Princess teased and tormented the living daylights out of him. At some point during the teasing, the spanking and zapping commenced, and that escalated until poor Ace got one buttcheek branded with a huge "KG". I swear it sounded and smelled like there was bacon grilling in the chatroom.

Ace was still unlocked and out of his cage, and I understand he had been given a "get out of jail free" card, and was able to cum whenever he wanted. That bastard! When I heard that I started to lobby Ms Kate to put him back in the cage ASAP. If I can't have cummies, I don't want anybody else to be able to either. Think of all the fun you'll have being in lockdown over the Christmas holidays, Ace!

Moving on to Thursday night...

Another birthday, another beating...

Princess was in "a mood" last night! She was looking forward to punishing her "Lucky Blog Bitch" ::ka-chink:: today for not getting Her MP3 posted, and She was also looking for a dick to play with in the worst way. So of course, who strolls into the chatroom but BillyBear? Since yesterday was his birthday, it soon became apparent that it was gonna be BillyBear's turn for some pain. In addition to getting spanked by Ms Grace , the SpankMistress also showed up to pay Her "respects" and BillyBear soon found himself tied over a spanking bench. He got all of the fuzzy blue fur shaved off his ass, leaving it looking like a pink baboon ass. After that, he got his cheeks "prepared" with a topical application of ice onto and into his ass. Then came a lights out beating.... prolly the longest beating I've ever witnessed in the chatroom. It was almost as if Princess and the SpankMistress were actually enjoying turning his ass into hamburger. Ha Ha! Who am I kidding? Enjoying it? LOL... I kinda think Ace was munching on cookies and smiling a little while all this was going on too....

Part-time Mistress Steph Marie, obviously in a mood for blood, got in on the fun, at one point shooting poor BillyBear through his eye. Luckily ::ka-ckink:: for him, this was the same eye that got knocked out during that unfortunate skull-fucking incident some years back, and so it could've turned out much worse than it did.

But BillyBear never did snap, he bravely (or very stupidly, depending on how you look at it) stood there without crying, even asking for more, and proving once again that no Mistress can break him or make him beg for mercy.

And so, that's pretty much what happened in the two hosted Chat Events this week.

As an aside, I got some good news during the chat last night! Princess said that She was going to go to the Post Orifice today and was gonna mail me something! Oh boy! This could what I've been waiting for! She's been hinting very strongly that I'll be getting out of Her cage soon, and I'm hoping that She will be sending the key to the lock that's been containing me for the past 70 days. If it's not the key, I may be joining Ace in jingling our locks while we're singing Christmas carols this year. Either way, whatever makes my Stroke Princess happy, makes me happy. I just hope that me getting out tomorrow is what makes Her happy! LOL

OK, I wish I had time to add more stuff and fix mistakes, but I'm writing this at work, and my lunch hour was up about an hour ago. So it is what it is, and I hope the post is readable. Right now, I have to go back to work.

I know it's been a long time since I said this, but I do WUVS my Princess!

little bitchass

Report From Last Night's Midnight Madness...

Well, I decided I would just go ahead and take a chance on getting teased into insanity at last night's Midnight Madness Chat in the Kink Chatroom. I'm not that far from being insane anyway, so what could it hurt, right?

I was lucky ::ka-ching:: and was able to get some RealWorld commitments out of the way in plenty of time, and I had even been able to answer the Stroke Princess' questions for Her latest "Get To Know You" blogpost, and then waited for Her to moderate and approve them. If you haven't taken part in any of these yet, Princess poses about 5 questions and asks us to answer them. It's always a lot of fun and Princess gets some really interesting answers.

I finished my RealWorld commitments and got back home, I checked and found that my answers were not posted yet, and so I fired off a quickie IM to Princess, and She said that She didn't see them. What probably happened was that I finished my answers and somehow exited without pressing the Publish button. Gone... wonderful!

So, I had about 10 minutes left until midnight, when the chat was scheduled to start, and so I recreated my answers as well as I could, but you know, the second version is never as good as the first. But it got done, and that's the important thing. If you haven't gone there to play this game of Princess' yet, I think you'd enjoy doing so! So go do it, dammit! LOL

I finished just in time and strolled into the chatroom just before the stroke (no pun intended) of midnight. I started getting a bit alarmed when midnight arrived along with some other chatters, and no Mistresses had showed up. I fired off another IM to Ms Grace asking if She was still coming. Yes, that was "coming"... not "cumming". She said that She was hung up and would be late. Just as I started to relay her message to the restless mass of chatters, I saw Ms Kate enter the room. It's a good thing she made it to the chat because as it turned out, Princess was tied up for the whole hour-long chat event and never came. If Ms Kate hadn't come in, we would've had to appoint Ace an honorary Mistress for the night.

Speaking of Ace, he braved a bad case of the sickies to show up, but then again, he would show up if he was on his deathbed if he thought Ms Kate was gonna be there. He even gave me a magically replenishing container of cookies in honor of my 60th day in Princess Grace's cage. It arrived at a good time, because my friends Krissi and Steph Marie and a few others were suggesting that I should be able to go 600 days for Princess. Ummmm... Princess knows that if She asked me to, I'd give it a go, but I really don't think 600 is gonna happen! Still, I hope Princess wasn't watching the room while all this was going on.

Ms Kate seemed to be enjoying my predicament, especially suggesting that keys tend to get lost in the mail, and she giggled evilly every time my cage shrunk a little more. Luckily ::ka-ching:: for me, She got involved in discussing a fashion show that Steph Marie was putting on for the crowd, and that gave me enough time to slink out of the bright light and over into a dark corner of the room to cool down for awhile.

Pantysue continued to offer me her support, like how I should be taking some little blue pills while still locked in the cage, and how I would no doubt be sampling some ginger in my nether regions in the near future. At least she hasn't jumped onto the "BillyBear Bandwagon" and hasn't started suggesting the use of traffic cones to Princess. There's a very good reason for this though. Pantysue and I are sorta in the same boat, and when Princess tries out something new on one of us, the other usually ends up doing something similar before too long.

In between all this, Ms Kate was using her Southern Charms and teasing the hell out of the chatters. At least She didn't seem to have Her Zapper with Her. She has a whole truckload of those things though, and I can't help but wonder if She stopped using them because of some unfortunate accident where maybe She zapped herself inadvertently. As for Ace, I think he was feeling much better after being curled up next to Ms Kate for awhile. I thought I heard a tiger purring contentedly a couple of times.

Before I even knew it, the hour was up, Midnight Madness was history, and Ms Kate was saying goodbye to everyone so She could get to Her next appointment. The hour just went wayyyy too fast, and it was just a shame that Princess never got to play with us.

But on a side note, after Midnight Madness was over, I was able to chat with Princess for a few minutes between Her calls, and She took me window shopping at one of the bondage sites that we've bought from in the past. We looked at some things She wanted to show me, and maybe I'll be telling you all what they were in the future if they get included in some of our play. If anyone is interested in bondage gear, this site has some fun toys to play with! If you're interested, look here. Princess, I had a blast looking at this stuff with You, and I hope we can do it again soon! I do sooo love shopping at bondage sites, especially if You're the one taking me shopping!

It's soooo much fun to have a Mindfucking, Cockteasing Bitch of a Stroke Princess as my Mistress!

See y'all next time!

little bitchass

60 Days! I've Been Locked Up For 60 Freaking Days!

I'm totally screwed by the Stroke Princess... No keys... so there's no easy way out unless I break Her cage, which I don't think I could make myself do... It just fully sunk in while I was wall-climbing this morning. Today it's difficult! 2 goddamned months! No wonder I'm nuts! And this is probably only gonna get worse and worse. Everything was pretty tolerable until I went past 50 days, but now....... UGHHHHHHH!

OK, I've gotta stop thinking about it... Got to try and stay out of Princess' blog for the rest of today... Get back to work and keep what's left of my mind occupied....

If I'm foolish enough to come to Midnight Madness tonight, can I maybe borrow a straightjacket from somebody?

Sorry about the vent... I'm hoping this will pass...

::Practices breadstick dance::

little bitchass

Dis Is 4 Me 2 No, N 4 Me To Tell U About... Or... Wass Been Up Wit Me...

No, this is not an entry that delves into my deep seated hatred for netspeak. That can cum later. Maybe sometime after I finally do. No, this is merely a little update on some stuff that's happening in my world. I'll try to keep this brief.

First, a small vent... I got my poor widdle truck back from the bodyshop last week, and it looks good.. even got a really good washing in the deal. Problem is, because the asswipe who hit me had his insurance cancelled, I had to file the claim against the Uninsured Motorist coverage on my own policy. This was better than having to pay it all myself, but damn! I wasn't at fault here! I got hit in the ass while waiting at a red light, and it ends up costing me a $250 deductible and whatever amount my insurance premium is gonna increase for the next few years. Not to mention the pain in the ass of dealing with the rental car, and the time I spent on the phone with my insurance company and their adjusters. OK, vent over...on to Midnight Madness.

Tuesday night, I went to the regular Midnight Madness chat event hosted by Ms Grace and Ms Kate. Ms Kate didn't make it to chat Tuesday night (we're all hoping that You're OK, Ms Kate!), and so Stroke Princess Ms Grace did a solo hosting instead. Princess was a wee bit late getting in, because She was running overtime on torturing a boy on a phone call, but that gave me a chance to practice my Twirl Move a little more. After She arrived in the room, we all had a great free-form chat, and Princess dealt out plenty of teasy torment to everyone. I was a mess by the time the chat was over, and I can't see that changing much from now until the time She finally lets me out of Her widdle pink cage.

On Wednesday night, I was lucky ::ka-ching:: enough to get a phone call in with the Mindfucktress Princess. This was mainly just a case of me needing to hear Her voice in my ear, because there really isn't much else I can do during a call at this point except to laugh most of the time and suffer the rest of the time when She decides to push my buttons. So, a good portion of the call was getting caught up with each other and gossiping about things.

Another reason for the call was that I don't expect to get a key back from Princess for a little while longer, and didn't like the prospect of waiting until then to chat on the phone with "Her Teaseness". My want and need for Her has been going off the scale for the past week or so, and I couldn't wait any longer. Princess did assure me that She thinks that I will be getting out "soon". How soon that'll be is anybody's guess, and besides, She still has "Mistress Rights" to change Her mind any time She wants to, so I'll just have to wait and see. As of last night, I had been locked in Her cage for 54 days and today I'm still counting. At any rate, the Stroke Princess sure does know how to make me squirm in Her cage for Her, and I value every second that I can talk with Her, even when we're not playing!

Speaking of squirming, I think Princess has a little project going on with Pantysue that involves stuffing huge sugar beets into Pantysue's service entrance. Or maybe that was a ginger root. Either way, I'm sure Pantysue will be squirming. I offered to make a trip over to Giantess Island and bring back one of the giant mutant ginger roots that grows over there, but I thought better of it when I started to worry that the weight of it might capsize my canoe on the way back. Good luck on the project, Princess and Pantysue!

Well, I'm gonna stop here so I'll have enough letters and sentences left to use in a post about tonight's Tease Time Chat (10 Eastern in the Community Kink Chatroom). That will probably cum tomorrow, since I'm sure I won't.

See you next time! Don't forget to come to Tease Time tonight! Maybe you'll get lucky!

::ka-ching!::

Wuvs my Princess Grace!

little bitchass

Princess Beat Me To It On This One...

Well, better than Her just beating me... Oh wait... maybe not...

I was checking out the chatrooms on Tuesday night to see what was happening, and at one point moseyed on in to the Humiliation Chatroom, and saw that Ms Elizabeth was there. I had just said hello, and before I knew what was happening, who comes into the room but Stroke Princess and Mistress o' mine, Ms Grace? Turns out that Princess Grace was guest hosting the Two Bitch Tuesday chat event with Ms Elizabeth! And as a special guest, Ms Ally was there as well! Take a look over at Princess' blog for Her account of what happened!

I had taken a freshly baked cookie given to me by Ms Elizabeth after coming into the room, and after eating it I started to feel kinda funny. I was so worried about Her drugged juiceboxes that I never thought She might put something in the cookies. But I wised up and stopped at one cookie and didn't end up having to buy a bunch of bigger bras this time.

Ms Elizabeth had Ms Grace over for tea earlier in the evening and had slipped a couple dozen mean pills into Princess' tea. The three Mistresses of Meanness then went and did a three-Mistress call with victim, who obviously was so shaken with what happened during the call that he had to sign out of the chatroom and sleep it off after the call was over. I'll bet he ate some of those cookies too, and didn't stop at one.

After the Mistresses returned, we all had a great free form chat, and Ms Grace and Ms Elizabeth had a great time toying with us "fuckstains" like mice being batted back and forth between two playful but bloodthirsty cats. For my part, I was teased pretty hard about being locked up, and threatened with a longer sentence, but for the most part I think I got away pretty lightly that night. I was even luckier ::ka-ching:: to escape without being punished after Ms Elizabeth ratted out pantysue and me to Princess for discussing possible combinations to my lockbox at a previous chat.

I had a great time during the chat, and I hope these two Mistresses will get together and do this again in the future!

Later that evening, I went into the main Kink Chatroom for Midnight Madness, and had another great time. I was sorry to see that Ms Kate wasn't there, because She and Princess make such a good team, and it's always a blast being teased by the two of them. But Princess carried on by Herself, and we still had a lot of fun during the chat! We had another wonderful free-form chat for the hour, and after it was over, I was needier and wantier than ever.

I tried to be on my best behavior for both of the chat events that night, because Princess was talking about doing to me what She did to toy, which was having me take the key to my lock and having me fling it out into my lawn. Luckily ::ka-ching:: for me, I got off the hook with that by reminding Princess that I didn't have a key to fling. I'm sure She's thinking of some devious way around that limitation and will hit me with something even more sinister during Tease Time tonight.

Speaking of Tease Time, I hear from reading BillyBear's blog that there is gonna be this season's premiere episode of "Awwww.... poor baby!" playing out during the chat. I hear ace and me are gonna be squaring off tonight, so stop on by the Community Kink Chatroom and see how it goes. It's always a blast when the Stroke Princess presides over Tease Time. Come see for yourself if you don't believe me!

See You tonight in the chatroom!

little bitchass

I Wasn't Gonna Post An Entry Today...

I was just gonna wait until after tonight's Midnight Madness chat in the Community Kink Chatroom. But ever since getting up this morning, I've been feeling so freakin' needy and wanty for Princess Grace, that I just had to write something to get it off my... uhhhh.. chest.

Today marks Day 46 for me in Her CB2000, rapidly approaching my personal longest lockdown time of 50 days. This latest lockdown has been for the most part easier than the last few times, and I haven't got a clue why that would be. But there are still days where I really REALLY want to touch and have an orgasm, and they have been happening more and are becoming much more intense, the closer I get to 50. I think that as I get closer and closer to that number, it's making me think more about when the Stroke Princess might let me out, and adding thoughts of Ms Grace into the picture makes the feelings that much more intense. And besides that, my pillow and my mattress have both started calling me "Honey" recently.

That said, I'm pretty sure that I don't have a snowball's chance in Hell that I'll be unlocked by Day 50 this time. That's a simple matter of logistics, because Princess Grace still has both of the keys to the lock in Her possession (which pretty much means that me and all my parts are in Her possession too), and there's really no way that a key could even get here by then even if She were to mail it today.

So, all I can do is wait. I don't have a clue as to what Her plan is for the length of my lockdown. She's mentioned Her boytoy's record a few times, and She also told me a few times that I was NEVER cumming again, but She backed off that last threat when we last talked and said that I would be cumming eventually,

But who knows when that will be... ::giggles::

What makes me wonder even more is the fact that She's asked me to find some online g-spot vibrators that could be used for milking exercises, and that's making me think I might not be getting out anytime soon.

So even though I'm having a "squirmy as Hell" day today, I'll take whatever plan Princess Grace has for me and roll with it. Even though the need and want for my Stroke Princess never goes away, the intense need to orgasm will eventually lessen to where I'm not leaving fingernail and toenail marks on my walls. But still, I know that it'll be back before very long. As long as Princess wants to do this, and She is getting something out of it, I'm right there and willing to do anything She wants.

And yes, I said anything, but I'm safe because me saying that word doesn't mean much to Princess anymore, because like I've said before, She already knows I'll do anything for Her whether I say the word or not.

Well, just wanted to vent a little about what I'm feeling, 46 days into lockdown. It kinda helps me get through it better if I talk about it.

Hope to see y'all at Midnight Madness tonight...

I still do wuvs my Princess Grace!

little bitchass

OK, The Haiku Was Fun, But Dayum...

Let's take a break from the Haiku and change things up again! Today is Day 33 in the cage for me, and I need a change of pace just like y'all do. How about a little review from last night's Midnight Madness?

Princess Grace and Ms Kate were both in awesome moods last night! That always means trouble for somebody in the room. Last night it happened to be Ace, who had come in to show everybody the brand new CB3000 that Ms Kate had him locked up in. The Cookie Master himself was begging for more cookies by the time Ms Kate finished working him over. I didn't really feel too sorry for Ace, because even though Ms Kate was doing an awesome tease on him, I was smiling from ear to ear because.... welll... misery loves company! Add to that all the comfort that Princess was providing, and you can imagine what kind of condition he was in by the end of the night.

Pantysue came in the room, ready to hammer in nails with her clitty, courtesy of a little blue pill that the Stroke Princess required her to take. At least Pantysue was out of Princess' cage last night, which was a good thing because she might have split the cage right down the middle. The pill must have made Pantysue a little nervous, because she started to get a little bit of an uppity attitude with Princess, who told Pantysue near the end of the chat to take another pill, and instead of letting Pantysue call Her, Princess said She was gonna go to bed right after the chat and let Pantysue suffer through a two-pill night of frustration. Yes, Princess was in SUCH a mood!

I didn't escape very far either. Princess was working me over by first by making me tell everybody how many times I had cum yesterday (yes, it was zero, which coincidently was the same number of times I had cum in the last 32 days). Then She took a poll of the room, asking everybody else how many times THEY had been cumming lately. I noticed that Ace was pretty quiet during the poll and I don't recall him giving an answer. After that, She worked me out for awhile about our upcoming call, set for this weekend. She reminded me that She still had the keys to the cage, and said that instead, I should have plenty of ice available during the call. She didn't tell me what She had in mind, but what really started worrying me was when She started talking about Icyhot and Q-Tips. I wonder if the Stroke Princess will still be in the same mood by the time I get to call Her?

Then, Princess and Ms Kate teamed up to do a teasy stroke session for all of the people in the room who were fortunate enought to be able to stroke. All of us in the cages were told to dump some lube into the cages and rub them the best we could. The lube helped, and I was actually starting to get some really good feelings from my fingertips rubbing through the bars. Poor Ace... he has that CB3000 that doesn't have the big openings in it that my CB2000 does, so he was pretty much feeling NOTHING! Sorry Ace, but even though the CB3000 is a little bigger, as you can see, it DOES have it's disadvantages!

The rubbing continued, and I was starting to think that if it kept up feeling like it did, I might actually be able to cum. But just then, Ms Kate and Princess both said, almost in unison, "Hands off!". OMG no! Not nowwwwwwww! I was about ready to cry as I struggled to pull my hand away with my other hand. The only comfort I got was knowing that Princess would not have let me cum anyway.

And so, Midnight Madness was a blast, as it usually is, and I was surprised when the hour was up so soon and Princess left to do some sort of torture on somebody. Maybe She was making Pantysue take a third pill before Princess went off to tease somebody else!

As for me, I'm really looking forward to Thursday night, which will mark the one-year anniversary of the day Princess took me in as Her pet. It's been a wild year, and I hope I'll be here saying the same thing at this time next year!

And, in an incredible coincidence, I may reach the 10,000 reader mark for this blog on our anniversary as well! How cool would that be??? Not sure if it will happen or not, but it should get pretty close! This blog has been great fun for me, and I love the opportunity to play in it with all my friends, but I especially love doing it for Princess Grace, who suggested that I start one in the first place!

So I'm hoping to see all of you in Tease Time on Thursday night in the Chatroom to help Princess and I celebrate our Anniversary!

Princess, as always, Your jemjem wuvs You!

little bitchass

There's Madness Tonight...

There's Madness tonight
at midnight in the chatroom.
Grace and Kate hold court!

Poor Ace in distress,
a shrinking cage, no way out
unmerciful tease.

Ms Kate will enjoy
Ace all squirmy and moaning,
Princess will giggle.

Bitchass is all smiles,
"Your time will come", Grace snickers.
Jem shuts her piehole.

So visit tonight,
teased to mush by Mistresses.
No cummies likely.


little bitchass

Homework To Help You Concentrate On Your Job...

Today was the day that I finally got around to doing the homework that Princess Grace set in motion way back in our last phonecall.

In that call, She told me that I was to buy a pink waist cincher, a pink cami, and a pair of pink French heel stockings and wear them to work under my usual work duds. Of course the stockings were not allowed to be covered up by any socks either. Oh, and I almost forgot... I was told to wear the buttplug for half the day.

So being the wonderful and totally devoted pet that I am, one who Princess doesn't even waste Her time making me say the "anything" word anymore because She knows I'll do whatever She wants anyway, I went forth into the vast Internet and started acquiring my arsenal of feminine finery.

No offense, Princess, but the site You sent me to has the WORST fucking sizing information I've ever seen. The cincher was sized with a single number, supposedly your waist size, but there was no mention if it was the normal waist size or the compressed waist size. I sucked it in and pulled the tape as tight as I could and ordered that size. For the stockings, I went by the chart they provided, which was the same one they put on the back of the stocking packages. I figured I nailed that one.

What bugs me is, for the prices they charge, they should have somebody come to your house and measure you in person. But they DON'T, and so I did the best I could, and figured maybe I would get lucky.

::tosses nickel at Lucky::

When the cincher and stockings arrived, I tried them on and found out 2 things right off the bat.

1. The waist cincher and stockings were very lovely.

and

2. I didn't get that lucky... ::another nickel::

The waist cincher could've been ordered a size smaller, because even though I had to suck my tummy in to hook it up and it was pretty snug, it didn't really pull in my waist very far, and still had a lot of stretch left in it. In case you don't know, I like things TIGHT!

Next, I looked at the stockings and they looked a fucking mile long! For God's sake, I'm not freakin' Yao Ming here! Actually when I put them on, they seemed to get shorter, but still came up to the very top of my thighs, and the garters on the cincher could not be shortened enough to hook onto them and keep them tight so they didn't look like a pair of half full plastic grocery bags. But I'll tell you what... when I had them pulled up, they were gorgeous and felt better than any stockings I've ever worn before. They were super glossy, and felt unbelievably slinky when I crossed my legs. The color was not too pink and the French heel and back seam were a contrasting black, and absolutely beautiful. Still they were too long to use with the cincher. And did I tell you? No returns on stockings that have been put on.

I decided to wear the cincher, but to drop back and punt on the stockings. And so I IMed Princess to tell Her I was gonna put the homework on hold until I could see what She recommended I do.

While I waited for Her expert guidance, I happened to be shopping at a Target store and found a cute pink cami in just the right size and so I bought it to get that requirement out of the way.

The buttplug I already had from a previous homework assignment, and since Princess didn't say "Get a smaller one", I was all set in the plug department.

I didn't hear anything more about the stockings until Tuesday, when Princess IMed me and told me I could order some shorter ones, but I could also just go shopping on the way home from work and buy a pair of black fishnets or some suntan stockings. So off I went to the mall.

Trying to find thigh high stockings designed to be worn with garters at the mall was a fucking nightmare! Nobody carries anything but pantyhose or the thigh highs with the gripper strips on them. And even then, the selection sucks! Not a single pair of fishnets anywhere! I aroused suspicion at 3 department store hosiery departments before I decided that Victoria's Secret would have fishnets, even if they were ridiculously overpriced. Time is money here.

I found the VS store and went in and didn't see a single stocking anywhere... not even on any of the shoppers. I asked the very nice (and cute too) clerk if they had stockings, and she said no, they didn't carry them, but the VS at the mall about 20 miles away did. Nice...

I was about to give up and tell Princess I couldn't find anything when all of a sudden, bitchass had a brainstorm! Hot Topic! All the Goth chicks hang out and shop there, and all Goth chicks wear black fishnets, and so it followed that Hot Topic would carry black fishnets! (I amaze myself sometimes). And so off I went, exuding confidence from every pore, until I found the Hot Topic store. I went in and right away found a rack of fishnets in black, white, and pink, both in pantyhose and thigh highs. If Princess had been shopping with me I'm sure I would've ended up with a pair of the pink ones, but She wasn't there, and so I stuck with black, just like She'd specified. There were black thigh highs in 3 different mesh sizes, but they were all the same overall size, which was, "One size fits most". The biggest mesh size looked like a net you could fish for shark with. Fuck that, and so I ended up buying 2 pair, one in the medium mesh (which looked like the traditional fishnet stocking size), and a pair with even smaller mesh. I took them up to the counter where I swear to God, the young red-headed girl was singing a Johnny Cash song. She rang me up after glancing down at my long nails, then up at my face, and then down at my nails again. Done. Homeward bound!

I was late getting into Midnight Madness last night, but after I got there, Princess quizzed me on whether I found any thigh highs. I was happy to be able to say yes, and not have to disappoint Her.

"Well then honey, tomorrow you will do your homework"

And with that, She laid it all out again in the chatroom, going over each item I was gonna wear, one piece at a time, and it turned out to be a great tease for me, even though I was still locked up in Her cage. I think there were some others in the room wishing like hell that they could do the same homework assignment!

"And sweetie, I notice that you didn't ask Me about the other thing that I want you to wear. You remember, right? The little toy? Did you think I would forget?"

"Nooooo Princessssss... I remember the buttplug....."

"Well, I want you to wear it for 3 hours tomorrow"

"Yes Princess... anything You say"

"Awwwww... there you go again... you know that word doesn't mean anything to Me when you say it..." ::giggles::

It was here that I got a lot of other helpful suggestions from Ms Kate, Ace, Steph, Krissi, and a few others, but then Princess saved me by saying that I wasn't doing this so I could lose my job. Thank You, Princess!

"Oh and sweetie... wear the little bracelet that I got you for your birthday..."

"OK Princess... will do!"

This morning, I started getting dressed and after getting the waist cincher hooked up, I grabbed the pair of fishnets with the larger mesh and put one of them on. What I learned was that the mesh gets larger when it's on your leg. OMG, the leg part was very stretchy, but the thigh band was as tight as if I had tied a tourniquet around my thigh! One size fits most, my ass! These things must be made strictly for teenage girls with legs that look like chopsticks! So I decided to go with the smaller mesh, which turned out to be the traditional fishnet size anyway, and this pair even had pretty black bows on the band. The band was still tight, but better than the other pair, and so I clipped the 6 garter straps to them with great gentleness and understanding. Actually it was more like "with great difficulty". I put on the cami, and then got the rest of the way dressed and Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work I went. Yes I know it didn't rhyme....

I didn't realize until I was almost at work that I had forgotten to wear Princess' bracelet! Shit! When I got to work and IMed Her with my progress report, I confessed to forgetting the bracelet. I just hope I don't get penalized for that.

What I also found out was that fishnet stockings feel unbelievably yummy when you rub your hands on your legs and... mmmmm.. I digress.... I just can't believe I never bought a pair of these before! They feel so much different from regular stockings, and I had no problem remembering I had them on all day long. But this was a good thing, because each time I was aware of the stockings or cincher, it made me think of my Princess, and that was pretty yummy if you ask me!

I got to work and the day went pretty well, except that I kept noticing that my pantlegs kept trying to creep up my leg. It seemed like every time I'd look down,which was often, my fishnet covered ankles were showing. I'd pull the pantlegs down, and 5 minutes later they'd be back up again.

And BTW, in case you're wondering, black fishnets do NOT look like boys socks.

Everything went fine other than that, and after lunch I went into the restroom, lubed up, inserted the buttplug, and walked gingerly back out to my desk, trying not to walk too funny. I wore it for the rest of the day, and it wasn't nearly as uncomfortable as the thigh highs had become. The tourniquets on the stockings were digging deep into my thighs, and I had to readjust the garter lengths twice so the bands would sit on a different part of my thighs for awhile.

I finished out the day and about a half hour before I went home, I went to the restroom and took out the buttplug. It may not have been too uncomfortable today, but it always feels so good to take it out.

I came home and changed into my denim skirt, and I'm still frakin' amazed at how nice these fishnets feel and how good it feels to run my hands over my legs.... mmmmmm.... OMG... stop it jem!

Princess... I need to get more of these in a size an actual human being can wear! I think I'm liking them a LOT, and I think I want to be getting together a collection of stockings and a few more garter belts. What do You think???

The homework assignment had me squirmy, Princess, and I thought of You all through the day! You don't give me a lot of homework, but what You do give me is always a blast! I sometimes get a little scared because it pushes my limits, but it always turns out that You knew just what You were doing when You assigned it. Because of that, I'll always trust that whatever You make me do will be perfect for me.

Wuv You, Princess, and thanks for the yummy homework assignment!

little bitchass

It's Sunday Morning, And I'm Procrastinating...

I have a few things I need to do outside but it's so damn hot that I'm putting them off for as long as I can, and so I thought I might jot down some of my thoughts from this past week.

The week was a busy one at work for me, and this was a good thing, because it took my mind off of the fact that Princess Grace was not around very much. But Her absense was because She was preparing for Her widdle vacation, and so who can blame Her? She's been a Phone Sex Goddess for the last month, and deserves to relax and have fun as much as anybody else, so I just made the best of it.

Tuesday night at Midnight Madness was a great time because both Princess and Ms Kate were holding court, and it was a blast as always. It was also a good chance to get one last fix of Princess before She left.

During the week I also had a chance to catch the tail end of a few of Miss Tara's CockRadio broadcasts, and let me tell you all, it is a hoot! Miss Tara is doing a fantastic job as a Cock Jock! She's always been a treat to chat with in the chatrooms, but to be able to hear Her at the same time is even better. If any of you readers haven't heard Her show yet, I highly recommend that you do! Be prepared to have fun and laugh yourself silly though. A diaper may be advisable, if nothing else, just to provide some padding for your ass in case She gets one of Her urges to spank!

Princess left for Her vacation, and on Thursday night was going to try to connect with us all at Her regular Tease Time chat, but technical difficulties with Her computer kept that from happening. She was able to keep in limited touch with us during the evening through SMS messages on pantysue's phone. So I really don't have anything to add about Tease Time except for what billybear has already reported in his blog entry. I am kinda bitter about him setting me on fire during the chat though.

After Tease Time there was one unpleasant little incident that happened in the chatroom, but it is not worth even writing or worrying about, except to say that it is another example of what happens with this writer every single time Princess goes out of town for a few days. That's all I'm going to say on the subject.

The rest of the week went well, aside from constantly missing Princess. I caught some of Ms Dallas' radio show early in the day yesterday and found out that we have very similar musical tastes. I had a good time talking with Her about some of the bands that I'll bet a lot of Her listeners have never even heard about. Then I caught some of Ms Ashley's show last night. If you want to absolutely laugh your ass off, check out Her show! I know I had a great time, even if Her Trivia Game IS rigged... I mean, I don't have a chance of winning if everybody else's answers are popping up on my screen before I even hear the questions! LOL.. Just kidding, Ms Ashley! ::grin::

I ended up the night by hanging out in the chatroom, and got to know Ms Cassandra and Her chastity pet, chaste4MsCass a little better. I've started reading chaste4MsCass' blog. It's very well done, and I'm seeing a lot of similarities to my own experiences with Princess Grace there. It's very entertaining reading for anyone else interested in wearing a chastity device for their Mistress.

I'm hoping that Princess will be back in town later today, and that I'll have a chance to say hi and chat with Her for a few minutes, and maybe get Her caught up on what's been happening around here while She's been away. It's only been a few days, but I've missed Her a lot. I hope we will get to do a call soon, but Princess may need some time to unwind from Her trip, and also to think up some wonderful new things to do to me! I'll be waiting on pins and needles, Princess!

I do so wuv my Princess Grace!


little bitchass

Midnight Madness II... Ace's Conquest...

Tuesday night was the second week for Princess Grace's and Ms Kate's new hosted chat, Midnight Madness. I missed the first 15 minutes or so, due to some Realworld responsibilities, so someone may need to help me out by filling in what happened during that time.

All week long, prospective chatters were studying the two Mistress's blogs and wishlists, and "boning up" on the clues that the Mistresses had been leaving. So, I think everyone was chomping at the bit to do some serious question answering.

By the time I finally made it into the room, the game was already in full swing, I knew that I was gonna have to work extra hard to make up for the missed questions. But it didn't matter in the end, because "Lightning Fingers" ace, was cleaning house last night. I got maybe two questions right the whole night, and the rest of the time, I would start typing in an answer I knew and get about 2 letters typed and then BOOM! ace had the whole answer up. I don't know what kind of cookies he was on, or if he was just excited about his new toy, but it was no contest. Bitchass briefly considered whacking off her nails to type faster, but then I came to my senses. I'm not cutting these down for NOBODY! OK..... well maybe if Princess told me to, but anybody else.... no no nooooooooooo!

So ace won the contest and congrats to him! Afterwards I found out that ace, in one of the sweetest gestures ever, had donated his valuable prize to another friend in the chatroom. That's just the kind of guy ace is, and stuff like that makes me proud to call him my friend!

After the game was finished, it was time for the Mistresses to find out more about the chatters by asking their own questions. Let me tell you, they found out plenty. There were questions like, "What food in your refrigerator would you most like to have sex with?" And, "What area of your front yard is your favorite place to have sex?" And, "Have you ever had sex in the dumpster behind the Seven Eleven?" Now, I'm sure the Mistresses had valid reasons to know these things, and so we all answered to the best of our abilities. I had to confess that I never had sex in the Seven Eleven dumpster, but I did have mind blowing sex once on top of a kennel with 27 barking dogs underneath. Hmmmm.... wonder where Princess bought Maddy from? Maybe she was in the kennel that day and it might explain why she.......umm... never mind....

I kinda lost track of the time and I think the session went overtime and kinda blended into the post Midnight Madness chat. We all got to watch Princess work poor tease over until he could barely type. I was OK until she mentioned that she was wearing pantyhose and was sitting on his face. That's when I felt the cage tighten up and also was the start of feeling the intense need and want that I've had so much trouble with all this week. She and Ms Kate had a few other boys glazed over and buying prezzies for everybody. Having control over boys to that extent is truly awesome to see. I'm glad I'm immune to that stuff.

Before the night was over, Princess fessed up to everybody what a wanton sex kitten she had been while growing up. I'm not gonna repeat all of what she said (except for the part I already mentioned about having sex in the front yard), because I don't want to risk getting my blog shut down. But Princess... thank you for being so honest and willing to share with us! You sure did make you're little bitchass smile and laugh... and yes... it also made me feel like climbing the walls and wonder just how soon I'm gonna get out of your cage.

Thanks to Princess and Ms Kate for another wonderful evening! These two Goddesses are totally amazing! Midnight Madness is a blast, and it will probably get even better each week, if that's possible.

Well, bitchass actually has to get back to work, so eveybody be good and I'll see y'all at Thursday night's Tease Time! Byeeeeeeeeee!

little bitchass

The debut of Midnight Madness was last night in the main chatroom. I just wanted to do a quickie post to congratulate Princess Grace and Ms Kate on a job well done! You both were fantastic, and I think Midnight Madness is gonna take off and do really well!

I had a really great time, and it looked to me like all of the other chatters were enjoying it as well. The two Chatresses were in fine form, and a lot of the hour was spent playing a little game that involved answering questions about the Hosts, and a choice of two very yummy prizes was offered! I got lucky, and I ended up winning in a squeaker. To win the very first game on the very first night of Midnight Madness is a real honor for me.

The prize was the choice of either a pair of Ms Kates panties, or a free 10 minute call with the two Mistresses. I knew right away what prize I would choose. I decided to take the call. I think a few of the roomies thought I made a bad decision, but my thinking was this:

First of all. Princess is my Mistress, and I will jump at any chance for a call with her, and having Ms Kate on the call with her is sure to be fun! (I think both Mistresses are already rubbing their hands together at the prospect of having a caged up bitchass to torment).

Second, Ms Kate's panties would be a nice addition to any sissy's wardrobe, but any panties that make it into my panty draw are gonna get worn. Well, Ms Kate wears all those yummy little string bikinis and thongs, and ever since Princess locked me into the CB2000, I can't wear skimpy little treasures like those anymore until I get let out. So the decision was actually an easy one for me.

I'm gonna close now and go study the Mistress's blogs "as hard as I can" to prepare for the next Midnight Madness.

Princess Grace and Ms Kate, thank you so much for having me at this event. It was a wonderful night. Can't wait for the next one!

little bitchass