2007-02-23

Tease Time With a Twist of Denial!

Last night's Tease Time was just as awesome as always, and was a new experience for little bitchass at the same time. At one point there were over 30 chatters in the room, all of them focused on the best cocktease on the planet, Princess Grace.

Earlier in the day, I had the great privilege of a short chat with Princess, who had just returned from an amazing day of being pampered at her spa. She was in a wonderful mood, and if you'd like to get the details on that pampering extravaganza, read her blog entry for Thursday. I'm soooo jealous!

Because she was largely incapacitated by sheer bliss for most of the day, she told me that she didn't have time to make any new mp3s for Tease Time. Now I started to get worried at this point, because I knew that without mp3s, Tease Time was gonna be pure, vintage Princess, all live and all tease. Why was I worried? Because Princess has had me breaking in the new CB2000 she bought for me, and I knew I would have a really frustrating night if I was still stuck in it. Since Princess does not officially have me in lockdown yet, the lock on the CB2000 is still open, and so I took a chance and suggested that it might be best if I took off the cage for Tease Time. Her answer? "You WILL keep it on!" OK.... so much for that idea. Thanks Princess!

As the time drew near for Princess to arrive for the start of her session, billybear was busying himself setting up a refreshment stand for the nights festivities. There was plenty of Koolaid to be had, and it came in 3 flavors... Pink, Electric Pink, and Purple Snake Oil. The Electric Pink was my favorite, and it was a good idea to stay away from the Purple Snake Oil, because it had something dangerously wrong with it. There was also a good supply of Jello that somebody brought in.

Princess made her regal entrance into the room, accompanied by much ooohhing and aaahhing from the chatters. If you listened really close you could hear muffled "boings" from all parts of the room as cocks everywhere sprang to attention. Then we had the first sign of trouble. Billybear's carebear vision is not very good, and being all excited by the presence of MsGrace, he poured some of the Purple Snake Oil and drank a little before anybody could stop him. In a death scene that would've made William Shatner proud, poor billybear expired. Because he couldn't "bear" to leave Tease Time just because of a minor problem like dying, he hung around the room in ghost mode, and pitifully attempted to kiss Princess' newly painted piddies. Unfortunately, because ghosts aren't solid, he found his face going right through her feet and he ended up kissing the floor instead. Princess immediately saw that a ghost in the room would be a major worry for some of the more squeamish chatters, and so she did her Sleeping Beauty routine and brought him back to carebearhood. Princess can do anything.... (sigh). Then, she warmed herself up for the tease and worked up the foot fetish crowd by splashing her cute little feet in the Koolaid and squishing her toes in the Jello.

Then, the real tease began. Princess had everyone except me, ace, and footsie, take out their cocks and clitties and begin rubbing and stroking. Footsie was not allowed to cum, ace was not allowed to even stroke, and I could only touch plastic, which seemed to delight Princess, causing her to gleefully describe my predicament to the rest of the room every so often. What eventually saved me from going totally insane, was that since I couldn't do what everybody but ace was doing, Princess gave me a job. She told me to welcome the new people whenever they entered the room, freeing her up to do the heavy lifting, which consisted mainly of merciless teasing . Whenever things started to look bad for me, somebody would enter the room, and I would occupy my mind by sending out the welcome messages. The rest of the time my mind was squarely on Princess and "why was she being so mean to her little bitchass?"

As Princess got deeper and deeper into the tease, I started to lose track, because new people were coming in left and right, and I didn't want to get fired from my job, so I took care of the welcomes and missed a lot of what Princess was doing. My ears would perk up every so often when I would hear things like "awwwww.... poor jemmie" or "awwww jemmie, is the cage feeling tight?" But then somebody else would come in and back to work I'd go.

Eventually, Princess got everybody to the edge and held them there while we were treated by a visit from the Orgasm Fairy. Ace and footsie and me got sprinkled with pink dust as some kind of reward for not being allowed to cum. I still don't know what kind of effect the pink dust had on me. Maybe it was a tranquilizer. Maybe Princess will tell me someday...

After the Orgasm Fairy left to do his good deeds elsewhere, Princess got everybody's hopes up by hinting that just maybe she might let them cum.... all except for jemmie.... grrrrrrrrr...... And after a few more minutes, that's exactly what she did! Afterwards, Princess made up for being such a mean cockteasing bitch to me by telling everybody that the reason she let them all cum was because jemmie couldn't. Wasn't that good of her? She told everybody that they could thank me for them being allowed to cum, so at least I felt like some kind of humanitarian for being the sacrificial sissy, and it felt nice to hear everybody sucking up to Princess by thanking me. Princess is always so nice to me!

But I got the best gift of the day, when right before I was going to leave, Princess told me how good I had been, and that she was happy that I was hers. Now, those little words meant the world to me, and I realized right then and there, that being allowed to cum wasn't important, as long as I could still be hers.

You can read billybear's hilarious acid trip view of the evenings activities by going here.

Thank you so much for another great Tease Time, Princess! You rock!

Your little bitchass

2007-02-18

The Adventures of Boxy in Wonderfulland, Part II.

Hi everybody! Back again after my homework assignments were completed! Sorta... one is still kinda ongoing, but will tell you why in a few minutes.

A few hours after our call was finished last night, I had the wonderful luck to catch a tired but still fiesty Princess in an IM. OMG was she in a great mood! It was wonderful to hear her like that after such a long day. She has more resilience than I can even imagine.

We chatted and joked for a little while, and then I asked her some dumb questions about using the new webcam she got me, since I'm still a virgin on those things, unlike my ass, which had it's virginity taken by Princess just hours before. Anyway, she answered all my questions and I got the thing going, so I asked her if I could invite her to watch, and see if the thing worked. Well, it did work, and Princess got to see her little bitchass, albeit in semi-boy mode, in real time.

Princess was so tired that she was ready to go to bed when I caught up with her, but for some reason, maybe the webcam, she seemed to get energized and what followed was one of the wildest and funniest IMs I have ever had with her! She had me almost falling out of my chair on more than one occasion! But I digress......

Princess sent me the link to the special mp3 she made for the Marathon... you know... the one where she... ummmmm... no..... may be a secret, so not gonna say. Princess was very good to her little bitchass by letting me cum during our call, but she was extra extra nice to me and told me that for homework, I could listen to her mp3 the next day, and was allowed to cum.... once... So, after writing the encyclopedia that was Part I of this entry, I sat down and did the first part of my homework. OMG! What an mp3!!!! If Princess wants to tell you what it was about, she can, but all I'm gonna say is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!

Now, as you remember if you read Part I, Princess bought me a CB 2000, and the second part of my homework assignment was to play with it and try to get it fitted. Before I could do that, I had a few hair removal issues that I had to deal with because I am basically lazy and hate shaving, even though I love that smooth feeling. So, I had let things slide for awhile and had to take care of that first. After that disagreeable task was finished, I could get started on the real homework.

The CB 2000 comes with 5 different sizes of rings, to match the particular endowments of the vict.... errr.... wearer. I chose poorly on my first try but went a size larger on my next try, and managed to pull, squeeze, and stuff what I have through this ring, which BTW, when it was just an empty ring , looked huge. But try and cram a bunch of stuff through it and see how big it looks then. So, kinda tight, but not bad so far. If it becomes a problem, I'll try the next larger size.

Next comes the cage, but before you put that on, there's a bunch of little plastic spacers in the bag, along with a few pins in 2 extra sizes, and you have to pick the right combination of spacers and pins to get the fit you want. This took a little while, and it's real easy to pinch your skin in the damn thing if you're not careful, but I finally got it together so it fit pretty well. Right now, I'm sitting here and it's fairly comfortable, but we'll see how it goes tonight. If I have to adjust sizes, I will. I also need to make sure the inside of the ring I use doesn't have any rough spots to polish down, and there are two guide pins that need to be cut off flush with the ring, once I get all the sizes right. So, in a holding pattern right now, and once I'm comfortable that I have the sizes right, I'll finish off those tasks and try sleeping in it for a few nights. If there are no problems, I'll consider the homework assignment complete. And at that point, I'll tell Princess that the next move is hers.

So, those were my homework assignments, and now it's time to do a few RealWorld tasks, and then relax a little before bedtime. Thanks to everybody for reading and supporting this blog, and congratulations to Princess on another Marathon well done!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee

little bitchass
The Adventures of Boxy in Wonderfulland, Part I.

Last night was the night! The long awaited call to Princess Grace during the Marathon, and also the big reveal of what Boxy had in it's little insides. (For backstory on Boxy, you can read this and this and this).

The festivities began with an IM from Princess telling me that she was ready for me to call her. After 3 aborted dials due to shaking fingers, I finally got her on the phone and the fun started!

Our calls always involve a lot of catch-up chat at first, and this time was no different. I really enjoy this part of it, because I do sooo enjoy talking with Princess about stuff, and we tend to get silly and do a LOT of laughing during this part of the call. We got caught up with all the gossip, and things that have been going on with each of us, that we haven't had a chance to talk about since the last call. We do talk in IMs and emails between calls, but we both have RealWorld lives to live and Princess has tons of people to tend to, so we can't always get to everything.

After catching up and drying the tears of laughter, Princess asks, "Sooo.... is Boxy there? Your Precioussssss?" Well, I didn't tell her that Boxy had been sitting there all day long waiting for the chance to spill it's guts, but instead I tried to remain calm, and squeaked out a "yesssss".

Well, I'm not a doctor, but Boxy, without any anesthesia, bravely submitted to the quickest Caesarian on record. There was a loud hiss as the hermetic seal was broken, and a gust of Princess' Samsara perfume rushed out and made me swoon. After I recovered, I proceeded. But I didn't just dump the contents out. Princess had a plan where we could stretch out the process and it would be a lot more fun for both of us, and so she had me reach in and pick out one piece at a time. She would tell me to feel around until I felt what piece she was describing to me, and then take it out of the box.

First, Princess said, "Right on top, you should feel a couple of things wrapped in tissue paper. Take the small one out."

I felt around and made a quick size calculation in my head, and feeling pretty confident (actually it was easy to tell the difference... lol), took it out and looked at it. Hmmmm.... pink tissue paper... who woulda thought? I carefully unwrapped it, and there was a pair of pink panties!

"I know those are not the style you usually wear, but the reason for this style will be obvious later." (Princess can't resist a good tease whenever she has the chance, and she had plenty of chances while I went through the box.)

"OK... put the panties aside, and get out the other piece wrapped in tissue paper."

So like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, I grab the only thing left that's in tissue paper. Mmmmm... it smelled so good... Princess had intentionally sprayed a little of her perfume on the panties and on this one too. I carefully unwrapped it, and there was the cutest little flowered nightie that you could imagine!

"Now this is from Me. That is My most favoritest nightie in the whole world, and I want you to have it".

Now, I know from talking to Princess that she rarely wears nighties while she is in bed cuddling with carebears, but for her to give me something that was this special to her was such a sweet thing to do, and if you haven't had the pleasure of getting to know Princess yet, this should show you what a special person she is. I will treasure this always, Princess. Thank you so much! I ended up wearing the nightie to bed last night. Then it was back into the box.

"Now you should feel a little bag made out of soft material. Get it out and open it."

This was easy too, since there was only one cloth bag left in the box. Out it came. A cute little drawstring bag with polkadots on it! To save time, I'm only gonna tell you that this bag contained lots and lots of little items like makeup and perfume samples. Yummy!

"OK, now feel a plastic zip-lock bag? That's next. Take it out."

I reached in and felt 2 plastic bags, so I grabbed the biggest of the two. Inside were bottles of facial masks, line reducers, supplements and moisturizers. Oh Princess... Your little bitchass NEEDS THIS!!!!! Thank youuuu!

"Now, feel for a small sized cardboard box. Get that out next." OK... felt around and felt a couple of boxes so grabbed the smaller of the two. A whole box of Crest teeth whitening strips! Princess knows I have been smoking, so she bought these for me! How thoughtful is that??? See what I mean about Princess?

"OK, what next? Hmmmm.... OK, there should be a pretty tall cardboard box there, so take it out next." OK... only 2 boxes left, so this was easy.... OMG! A webcam!

"Princess! When I guessed webcam the other night, you said you didn't get me one!"

"Well, I didn't at the time ::giggle::" And I have plans for that webcam, but for now, put it down and get to the rest. You should feel an odd-shaped plastic box. That's next."

Now my mind was racing about what she had in mind for the webcam, but had to get on with the business at hand. I felt the thing she was talking about, and took it out. EEEEEEK! There it is! The big conversation piece from the last few weeks! ANEROS!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! Now, Billybear described it as small, but it didn't look so very small to meeeee! Yikes!

::giggle::

"Now! Last item!"

"But Princess, there's two items left."

"Hmmmm... should be a box, so what else?"

"Another plastic bag. Something shaped like a 20 foot dildo, only much smaller."

"OHHH! OK.... that's next. Out with it"

I took out the bag, and saw it was a bottle of Princess's favorite lube! The EROS stuff! How cool! The Aneros was smiling naughtily at me as I looked at the lube. Hmmmmmm......

"OK, now, one good-sized cardboard box left, right?"

"Yes Princess.. that's the last"

"Good! Get it out... ::giggle:: Now you'll know why I picked that style of panties... "

Now for some reason, Princess started giggling an awful lot here, and I started getting a funny feeling, but took out the box anyway.

(More big giggles)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!! You didn't!!! You're gonna lock me up????"

::giggles::

Yes my friends, bitchass was looking at a box that said "CB 2000" on it...

"What's wrong, honey? ::giggles:: "That's why the different panties. You're gonna need them... ::giggles::"

Well my hands were shaking so much I could hardly open the box, but I managed it and inside was a PINK CB 2000! OMFG! Princess started explaining a lot of things here that I won't go into to save space, but you can pretty much guess what it was about. I'm sure I'll be blogging about this much more in the future. Double yikes!

"Oh... and you wondered about the webcam? Think about that CB 2000... I have sooooo many plans for you! ::giggle::"

As soon as I had regained consciousness, we got on with the play part of the call.

"OK... I want you to put everything away, except for the Aneros and the lube, and take the Aneros out of it's package."

I packed everything back into the box except for the items she said to leave out, and I glared suspiciously one last time at the CB 2000 as it went back into Boxy. Right now it was time to play!

"OK, take the lube and drizzle some out and put it on the Aneros. But like I told Billybear, don't gloop it all up!"

"OK... Princess"

"Just enough to make it all shiny."

"Hmmmm.. is there some kind of cover under the cap of this lube that I have to take off? I'm squeezing and it's not comi.... EEEEEEEK!"

"What happened????"

"Ummmmm... it came out... I was expecting something like KY Jelly, but this is thinner! Geesh.. This is definitely gloop material. I better get a towel, huh?"

I don't know what was so funny about that, but Princess about went into hysterics. As I was going to get a towel, the gloop started running down my arm, and I let out a little shriek in the hallway, which of course, Princess heard. When I came back, she was still laughing.

"Is it OK, baby? What happened?? ::giggle::"

"Oh nothing... just got surprised a little, that's all... OK.... Aneros is lubed... now what?"

"Now. Stand up, put the tip of the Aneros against your ass, and hold it so the bend goes towards the front. Now push SLOWLY until it starts going in, and at some point it will kinda pop in the rest of the way. OH! And don't put it in completely backwards, like Billybear did the first time!"

"OK Princess, I'm pushing...... going in a little... real slow... "

"Take your time, honey.."

"It's going real slow, Princess.... I think it's stopping... it won't pop in... I think it's stu..... YEEEEEEP!"

"How does it feel, babycakes?"

"Uhhhhh.. it feels like I have something hanging out of my ass, Princess..."

(More hysterics from Princess)

"Ummm... OK Princess, it's in... now what?"

"OK... now sit down, VERY SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY! What kind of chair do you have there?"

"An office chair, Princess... I....... YEEEEEEEEP!"

"What was that???? You OK honey? ::giggle::"

"I just sat down, Princess... but feels kinda cramped, the chair has arms on it"

"Maybe we better move to the bed... It'll be better"

So we move to the bedroom... Well, this is it... I finally got Princess into my bedroom... I had a few issues related to using the unfamiliar cordless phone, which got Princess laughing again, but then we were ready to go again.

"OK, Princess, but this thing is making me want to pee!"

"OK honey, It'll do that... ::giggle:: go pee and come back.."

"OK, I'm back..."

"Now slowly and carefully lie down on your side, and do some clenches and thrusts with your hips... how does that feel?"

"I can feel the tip pressing into something inside and towards the front. Obxiously my prostate. It feels VERY pleasant, and the clenches are making it move around inside. Yummy!"

"OK, now grab the tail of the Aneros and move it around. How does that feel?"

"Mmmmm.. feels nice, Princess... Can feel it pushing against the front more."

"Now.. gloop some lube onto your non-phone hand and cup it over your clitty and rub slowly, while you keep up the clenches and thrusts..."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Princess started weaving a fantasy at this point and within seconds I was deep into that place she always takes me to. I'm a little fuzzy from here on out, but I can tell you one thing. Princess was right when she said the Aneros is different for everybody. I was getting closer and closer to cumming, and for me, the toy in my ass was giving me so many nice sensations that I think it was not wanting to give up my attention by letting me cum, so it seemed like it kept me on the edge for a very long time, but I just couldn't go over. It just sorta dominated my thoughts and I think it got in the way of what my brain had to do to pull the trigger on the orgasm. Princess saw right away what was happening, and she told me to stop. She said I was trying too hard, so stop and breathe. Then she started back up and told me to take it slow and easy. At one point around here, I experienced the glob of pre-cum and cum that sorta just blurbled out, just like Billybear said in his blog. Slowly but surely, Princess ramped it up and I came. Holy shit, did I cum! Never in my life have I made such a mess. And the orgasm.... oh my.... long and intense!

So after I finished, I sat up and had a nice conversation with Princess that was sorta the equivalent of an after sex cigarette, only much better. She told me to go ahead and take the Aneros out, but informed me that my ass might not want to let me take it out. She was right. The harder I pulled, the more my jealous anus pulled back. But I was stronger than it was and so it finally popped loose, which caused me to "YEEEEP!" again, and also caused more hysterics from Princess.

"You Yeeped when it went in and you Yeeped when it came out! ::giggle::"

So we wrapped it up and I reluctantly had to say goodnight, but the call was wonderful. The problem I had with cumming had a lot to do with me just not being used to the sensation it gave me, and the fact that laying on my side is not a familiar position for me to cum in. I think as I get more and more used to the Aneros, I won't have that problem.

Princess. I think it was harder to end it this time than ever before. You popped my ass cherry tonight, Princess, and the CB 2000 you bought me symbolizes very much your ownership and the control I like to give up to you. I'm nervous, happy, and excited to see where this all goes from here!

Well, before she said goodnight, Princess gave me homework, which I still need to do, but since this entry has become so long, I'm gonna go ahead and post it, and Part II, my report on my homework will follow a bit later.

Princess, you're amazing! Just awesome! Thank you sooooo much!

little bitchass

2007-02-16

Bitchass's descent into madness...

I came home from work yesterday, and as I got close to the door, I looked down and there it was.... OMG.... it's here! "The Box"! "Hello Boxy! How was your trip? Awwww...you look all lonely and cold sitting here all by yourself. Let me take you inside!" So I picked Boxy up and hugged it and gave it a nice big twirl on the front doorstep, ignoring the stares from my neighbors, who were by then grabbing their kids and pulling them back towards their front doors.

Once inside the house, I had to go turn the computer on so I could vote for Princess Grace, and I sat the box down on the end of the computer desk. As I voted (for the 97th time today) and browsed some blogs, I couldn't help but to take quick glances at it every 10 seconds or so. I smelled a faint aroma of cotton candy, and it seemed to be coming from the direction of the box. The words "Open me", in glowing red letters, kept blinking on and off in my brain. But I knew I had to ignore the temptation, because the contents of ol' Boxy here were not gonna see the light of day until after I get Princess on the phone.

I left the computer to go have some dinner, and when I was done and getting up from the table, I looked down and the box was sitting on the floor next to me. Hmmmm... coulda swore I left it on the computer desk. Oh well, maybe I brought it with me to look at the label some more or to check it over for Princess' fingerprints. So I took it back and put it back on the desk again.

I had to do some laundry, so I took some clothes out into the garage and threw them in the washer. When I came back in, I just about fell over the box, because it somehow was sitting on the floor right in front of the door. "Hey, didn't I leave that on the desk?" Back to the desk it went. This was getting pretty wierd, and actually was starting to worry me a little bit. Has Princess finally teased me so much about inflatable butt plugs and 20 foot dildoes that I've gone over the edge?

Back at the computer, I started working on a blog entry about something or other, and while I was concentrating on it, I became aware of a faint, soft voice.

Sounded sorta like, "open me"

"What? Who said that?"

Now I'm really scared. I got up and walked around the house to see if somebody else was around, but nobody else was there. Puzzled beyond comprehension I go back to sit down at the computer and there sitting on my chair is you know who. OK... maybe I'm going about this in the wrong way, so I figured I'd try to get a conversation going with the box. "Ummm.. hey there Boxy... how's it going?" Yesss... reason with Boxy.... I know.... I've lost it...

Boxy didn't answer me, but instead just sat quietly until I started typing again.

"open me"

"Boxy! Did you say something?"

"open me... you know you wanna..."

"Ummmm... Boxy.... I'd love to open ya, but I'm not allowed to until Princess Grace is here to listen."

"open me now... she'll never know..."

"Now dammit, Boxy, you know she'll find out... she always does... and then I'll be in trouble..."

"open me you stupid motherfu......" I threw my coat over Boxy until it calmed down, but every once in awhile I would hear a muffled "open meeeeeeeee!" from under the coat. Eventually it got quiet. I guess Boxy had finally gone to sleep. I felt kinda sorry for Boxy because it probably didn't sleep very well on the FedEx truck. So I took it into the bedroom and gently placed it on the bedstand, where it spent the rest of the night. Boxy is not fooling me for one minute though. I know it's awake..... it's always awake.... waiting.... planning.... staring at me....

Princess! Make it stop looking at meeeeeee!

little bitchass

This story might be just a tiny bit fictionalized. Before you start thinking I've completely lost my mind, this story is intended to be a metaphor for what has been going through my head since Princess shipped the box to me, with instructions not to open it. For background, you may want to read this and this. Hmmmm come to think of it, maybe I finally HAVE lost my mind.... thanks a lot for that, Princess.....
Ventie time! Here's a little open letter.

I was very disturbed this morning to see a recent comment by a client that was posted in one of the LDW Phone Ops blogs. The posting specifically named another Phone Op at the service and was, how shall I say it, "less than flattering".

Now blogs can be a good thing. They can be good advertising for a business. But they can also cause damage to that same business when used in the wrong way. It never looks good when a client sinks to petty name calling in another Phone Ops blog, and then it becomes time for the blog owner to step up and remedy the situation. This kind of thing also indirectly casts a bad light on all of the Phone Ops at the Service.

As for the client/commenter, if you have an issue with a particular Phone Op, or think you've been treated unfairly in some way, then send a complaint to the owner of the Service. If you're not brave enough to do that, then just shut up. Naming names in a public forum just shows poor judgement and a total lack of class.

I know this letter may get me in trouble with my Mistress, but it's just sad that some people seem to thrive on drama and are not having fun with this like most of the rest of us, so it'll be worth it...

Only my opinion. Comments are invited.

little bitchass

2007-02-14

OK.... yes, we have a second post for today, and it's a special post for a very special Princess.

My sweet Mistress, Princess Grace.... Happy Valentine's Day to you from your adoring pet. I can't begin to tell you how much you really mean to me. You took me when my life was going downhill fast, and you turned me around and held my hand while you led me back up to the top of the hill. The months I've spent being yours and being allowed the privilege of your friendship have been the most exciting and satisfying times of my life. I hope you will remain my Mistress and friend always.

Princess, this pet loves and respects you more than you can ever imagine.

Your little bitchass jemjem
Well, the anticipation builds... I posted a few days ago about how Princess Grace and I are playing a game that involves her sending me a package in the mail that contains stuff that she thinks will be fun to use during my calls to her. Princess has been delighting in teasing me about what will be in the package, and making me squirm by thinking about it.

Yesterday, I got an IM from Princess, and she asked me for the address that I wanted "the box" sent to. OK... before, I was anticipating it... now that I knew she was about to ship it, the anticipation ramped up a few more notches, and I started getting nervous.

Suddenly, Princess's defenses cracked, and she actually told me one of the items that she was sending me. I'm not sure if I should say exactly what it is, except that it's an article of her clothing that she holds very dear. Oh yummy.... I should tell you what it is, but no no no!

So, there was a snowstorm forecast for today in Princess's area, so she ran right out and shipped the box so it could get here by Saturday. She has good reason to want me to have it on Saturday, because we're planning on doing a call during the marathon, and she wants me to open the box while I have her on the phone. She says I'm gonna freak when I open it.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Princess then made a special trip to her shipping facility and came back about a half hour later, saying that the box has been shipped, and she gave me the tracking number so I could know when to look for it. OK... now it's real... Box is in the mail to me... Now I'm excited, squirmy, antsy, and scared all at the same time! Oh Gawwwd....

Do you all see what a wonderful Mistress Princess Grace can be? I know I do......

little bitchass

2007-02-13

I have a news flash! I took a stroll into the chatroom last night for a quick visit, and even though the delightful and always truthful Miss Tara was there, I escaped without a butt-whuppin"!

It was touch and go for awhile, with Miss Tara explaining to me in that gentle manner of hers that my blog entry had offended her in some way. The first sign of trouble appeared right as I logged in.

"(Icy glare)... hello jem_takenbyPrincessG"...

Rut-roh... This must be some carryover from the blog issue... I tried to explain about the unusual Java glitch that had been causing some residual problems ever since the last Tease Time. I asked her to go look at the post again so she could rest assured that the glitch had disappeared and that there were no longer any problems. But just to be sure, before I asked her, I had asked billybear to check my blog to make sure it was OK, and he said everything was fine.

I think Miss Tara went to take a peek because she went silent for a few minutes, but when she came back, she still seemed a little stressed about something.

"I just read your blog....."

"You think that's pretty clever, don't you?"

Miss Tara, whatever do you mean?

"I can read between the lines!"

hmmmmmm... wonder what went wrong? It worked so well for billybear....

It was about this time that ace came in the room, and obviously feeling the love in the room, got into a giving mood and gave out Valentines Day cookies to the Mistresses. He also had a present for me. I was flabbergasted and opened the box to find a spray bottle inside. Ace said it was a special Boob De-evilizer, and so I sprayed it all over myself to try and head off any further problems that might be caused by my evil eee's.

Well, ace was just a little slow in realizing that he had made a mistake and had given me the Boob Re-evilizer instead.

Super.

Well, Miss Tara began talking with Ms Veronica about how sweet and nice I was, and I decided that this would be a good time to buy both of them some candy. Well, I think I got the wrong kind for Miss Tara, and then compounded my error by not including a pink ribbon "like that nice ace did". Sheeeeesh!

Next thing I know, I hear Miss Tara's now familiar, "Jem... Get over here!"

Yes, Miss Tara? Can I help you with something?

She didn't answer, but with much gentleness and understanding, grabbed me by the throat and squeezed until I was turning blue in appreciation.....

I knew at this point that my ass was about to be grass (which probably excited pothead), but tonydshrimp pulled my ass out of the fire by telling some really stupid jokes, which irritated Miss Tara to the point of letting go of my neck so she could go give tony a nice neck massage too. Problem is, tony is so small, that Miss Tara could only get parts of two fingers around his neck, but that was enough as she brought out a tiny little paddle and "thwip thwip thwipped" tony's shrimpy ass with it. Thanks for those jokes, little crustacean! I owe you one!

While Miss Tara was distracted by the shrimp spanking, Ms Paige entered the room. She is a new Mistress at LDW, and seems very nice. She was about to give out introductory spankings to everybody when I looked at the clock and realized that the curfew that Princess Grace has given me was upon me, so I said my goodnights to the Mistresses and roomies, and skipped out of the room on my way to bed. Sorry, Miss Tara.... hee hee

Princess, thank you sooooo much for the curfew! You saved little bitchass's ass once again!

little bitchass

2007-02-12

What can I say but WOW! Here's a short little post so I can put my two cents in on something very impressive that Princess Grace has just accomplished. In case anybody has been living under a rock the last few days, she's has been making an awesome run up the Phone Sex Central charts, and as of last night when I left for bed, Princess was solidly in 2nd place with 183 votes! With all the sites that are listed there, that's one amazing feat for one amazing Mistress!

Princess, I'm sure I can speak for all of your pets in congratulating you, and I've never been so proud to be one of yours!

Your little bitchass

2007-02-10

Hi everybody! Here's an update on some stuff that's been going on the last couple of days.

Let's start with Princess Grace's Tease Time. What can I say that hasn't already been said about this week's chat? Things started out pretty well. I was actually early, and was about ready to go into the chatroom when I got an IM from billybear. We chatted for a bit and had some laughs, and then we decided we'd head into the room. Well, the laughs ended there for awhile, because we both soon realized that the Java environment was on the rag, and was gonna be pissy about loading. I tried everything I could think of to get it to load, and from what I was seeing in billybear's IM, things weren't going any better on his end. When 10PM rolled around, I sent a panicked IM to Princess to let her know I couldn't get in. Princess tried valiantly to help, but freaking Java was determined to be a prick about things and nothing we did helped a bit. I told Princess to go ahead with her tease and don't worry, that I'd be in as soon as I could.

This dance went on for over a half hour. I tried over and over, and I think Java picked up on the idea of a tease, because on several occasions, it actually loaded and let me into the login screen. But then it would slow to a crawl and either time out or kick me back to that stupid Java logo. I swear I heard it smirking at me. A couple of times I actually got into the room, but couldn't see anybody. I think I was wearing old Java down and it was weakening finally! Shortly after this, I actually began seeing other users in the room, and they could see me, but I couldn't type anything. Eventually, Java got tired of the game, and I was able to operate normally in the room. Only problem was, Princess was over a half hour into the chat by that time.

When I finally got situated, Princess was making people listen to some mp3s that she had made and posted into her blog. She did 5, and when I got there, she was already up to number 3. I was able to listen to a yummy sissy mp3, and one other partial one. I say partial, because while I was listening to it, I was also gamely trying to follow what Princess was doing in the room.

Princess got started on what was looking like the yummiest tease. At least it seemed very yummy to me because it involved pink wrist and ankle cuffs and a nice pink collar.... mmmmm... We were on our knees, with wrists and ankles cuffed together and Princess proceeded to do what she does best, which was to tease us relentlessly with her body, while enjoying the fact that we couldn't touch anything. She went over to her bed and laid down, and started to touch herself in all the places we were wanting to touch her. I was already sinking deep into the tease when I had to snap out of it and leave to take care of some Realworld business... Damn it! So that was Tease Time for me, left needywanty again, but I totally enjoyed it while I was there. Princess did her usual awesome job, and she performed just as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened at the start. She's a real pro! You can read more accounts of this weeks Tease Time in Princess' blog and billybear's blog.

As for the new mp3s, she has them posted in her blog, and in the Cockcontrol and Sissyschool forums. I'll make it easy for you to find them....

My_sweet_little_kitten.mp3

Cuckold_fantasy_part_2.mp3

Sissy_caught_in_the_act.mp3 (yes I know... until I find a way to fix, you have to log in)

Shrinking_fantasy.mp3

I_am_your_everything.mp3

Now.... I also had a nice chat with Princess in IM, and she was telling me about the Marathon that's happening next weekend. I think she's gonna have some really nice prizes for the ones who call her. Since she is a constant tease, she was being vague about what the prizes were. I tried to interrogate her so I could clue you all in on what they were, but she wouldn't budge. She just told me enough to get me all squirmy, which I think she kinda likes to do sometimes.

Here's what I was able to find out. If you do a 20 minute call with Princess during the Marathon, you get a boob flash! Now how yummy is that???? For an hour long call, you get a really special mp3. For anybody who does a 2 hour call, she's thinking that she "might" do some kinda super duper, knock you on your ass mp3. Can't wait for this one! Everybody better whip out those credit cards, because it sounds like this is gonna be fun!

OK, now this is really cool! As I'm writing this, Princess is all the way up to #2 in the Phone Sex Central ratings. I hope you all are voting as much as you can, because I'd love to see Princess go higher. It would be a really nice way to thank Princess for all the extra effort she puts out to make us feel special. She is a one of a kind Mistress and Lady, and if anybody deserves to be Number 1, it's her. If you feel like you want to show your appreciation, you can vote for her from my Princess Links on the right sidebar of this blog whenever you're here. Not only will you make her happy, you'll make me happy too.

As for me, I had a few funny things happen to me today. It started at the grocery store checkout line. I got "ma'amed" by the checkout girl! What's funny about that is that I was just wearing ugly old boy clothes, and I didn't think I was lookin' very girly. But then later, check this out!

I went to get my nails done at the nail salon I go to every 3 weeks. It was kinda crowded, and I was sitting there waiting, wearing the same clothes as I was earlier at the grocery store. There were two ladies sitting to my left, who seemed to be having a problem with getting a handle on the order they were gonna get worked on. The lady sitting next to me (who obviously had left her glasses at home) asked me if I was next, and I said yes, in my not so girly sounding voice. She turned to the other lady, and completely disregarding the huge audio clue I had just given her, pointed to me and said to the other lady, "she's next". The other lady must've been in a sorta confused state, so the first lady had to explain again that "she" (meaning me) was next in line. Must be my pheromones or something.

I also got worked over pretty good by Miss Tara in the chatroom a few nights ago. She is soooo good at twisting what you really said into something that you didn't educating us all in the proper ways to conduct ourselves in the chatroom. By the time she was done, she had all the Mistresses in the room piling on praising me about how sweetly I welcomed allegedly called Ms Veronica a liar into the group. Now... I never said that believe in accepting personal accolades, but Miss Tara is so good at this, that before long she even had me believing it. Now, Ms Veronica is threatening to get her revenge on thinking of some way to reward me when I least expect it, and she has some demon that I think is gonna help her with it. To put an exclamation mark on my night, Miss Tara gave me such an awesome ass whuppin' that I still have the marks on my butt to prove it. I wish billybear coulda been there to see it. Whenever he's there, there's always a better than average chance that he will irritate Miss Tara enough to get his own ass spanked, and I can go hide in the closet until she forgets that she was even gonna spank me. Where oh where is Princess when I need her to protect meeeee?

Well, it's getting late, so that's it for now.

little bitchass

2007-02-07

This anticipation is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well, I'm at work, and just a short while ago my IM window went orange. I was delighted to see that it was from Princess! I have to tell ya, seeing IMs or emails come in from Princess are just the yummiest thing for me! I do soooooo love the contact with her! Mmmmmmmmm......

So, we chat for a while, and then Princess tells me that her UPS guy just dropped off a package. Now, before I tell you what it was, let me give you some background.

A while back I had talked to Princess about a nutty idea I had that would be fun for me and hopefully for her too. She agreed with me and we made an "arrangement" where she could get me the "supplies" that she thinks would be fun to have during our phone calls. This arrangement works so well for me in a lot of ways. Since a big part of my relationship with Princess involves her having at least as much fun as I am having, this satisfies my "what pleases Princess, pleases me" need. Princess picks out whatever she wants to buy me, and this makes her happy, because it lets her go exactly where she wants to go with me. It also provides a painless way for her to satisfy her naughty shopping urges. Also, I had wanted the stuff to go to her first, so that she could handle everything before sending them on to me. I wanted it to feel like these things came directly from her cute little hands to mine. All good for me.

OK.... now.... I realize that you're probably saying, "Geez, bitchass.... what are you, insane? What if she gets you stuff that you really aren't ready for?" Well, I admit that thought crossed my mind when we were first discussing the arrangement, but I tossed that thought out on it's ass because I totally trust Princess not to push me anywhere that she's not sure I'm capable of going. Sure I'm antsy about where she's gonna take me, but it's a really good antsy. I have total confidence in Princess' judgement, because she knows me pretty well at this point in time. Bottom line is.... I've told Princess that this is her show, and I'll try my hardest to do whatever she decides, and I'll try not to ever disappoint her.

Soooooo... for the past few weeks, Princess has been driving me crazy with little hints about the things she was looking at for me. She won't tell me anything I can hold solidly in my hands and know its a sure thing. I had some preconceived ideas of what she might pick out, but I'm willing to bet that all of them are wrong. With all the clues that she's dropped, I know even less now than when she started shopping for me, and she's driving me absolutely nuts! Princess knows how squirmy she's making me, and she's playing it for all it's worth, by sprinkling in a lot of "awwwww... poor baby"s, and ::giggles::. You think that Princess is only good at teasing cocks? She is also a pro at working on your mind (she is the Mindfucktress after all), but I so love every bit of what she's doing with me. Or is that "to" me?

OK... back to the present. Princess has completed her buying, and the box is sitting in front of her as we are chatting in the IM. She's teasing me like nobody's business by playing with things in the box without telling me what they are. I am squirming my ass off in anticipation and she didn't help matters when she told me "oh, I have plans for you, babycakes... lol". So, all I can do now is wait for her (with a wet spot in my panties) to mail the box to me, where I will open it up while I have her on the phone. How yummy is that? Well, I've gotta get back to work now, but I'll tell you more as soon as I can.

Princess, as always, I am so happy to be your pet, and can't wait to see where you are gonna take me on this journey. I feel safe and secure knowing that you will be right there with me.

little bitchass

2007-02-02

Hi everybody! Guest writer time! Last night was the latest in Princess Grace's Tease Time chat events, and I usually try to post a report on it for the benefit of lbb or anyone else who might have missed it. Much to my dismay, I had to leave the chat way too early, so I asked my pal BillyBear to fill me in on the parts I missed. His report was so good, that I asked him if he would take over and write the whole blogpost for this week. In my opinion, BillyBear is the funniest and most creative writer in all these blogspaces, so it's an honor for me to post his account on my blog! So here, for your reading pleasure, is his view of what happened!


Hi All,Well jem is apparently buried in the RealWorld and asked me to write up the TeaseTime entry for last night so that she could get it out in a timely fashion. Now mind you I see things a little differently then most but I'll try and make this just a straight up accounting. Pardon my language - I know I'll get a little worked up here.

Princess was in fine fucking form last night! She brought it, big time!

First before the event started and I always think of these TeaseTimes as 'events' I was in there asking people to vote. I'll always do it, I think of it as a courtesy. If you've ever experienced a TeaseTime then you know, come on admit it, you know you're going to have a great time. A lot of times of late Princess has been tossing in not one but three mp3s along with them. With her "pipes" and chops they are beyond hot!

So as a token of our appreciation I feel we should vote and it's easy. Just go to her blog and vote, it's on the top of the page.

http://psoprincess.blogspot.com/

These events usually have a ten minute or so warm up where folk get to interact with Princess Grace before she begins to uh work - lol. "Work" is inaccurate for one you can tell LOVES what she does so very much. Which is making us all wanty and needy and hard and well horny as hell. Princess's mood appeared to be very playful!

After the initial banter she had us listen to the MP3s in this order:

Come Home to Me (a sissy one)
Anything for Me (a humiliation one)
Do as You're Told (a stroker one)

Now I was a little bitter that she didn't do an earwax one but I rapidly got over it. Each of them are very very good, you can pick what best matches your interest(s) or if you're more of a utility infield pervert like me enjoy all three. "Do as You're Told" actually requires props. THAT was fun!"

Anything for Me" is one where Princess uses her "bossy" voice and is uh very humiliating.

"Come Home to Me" I liked a lot too but I tend to prefer Princess softer - I get yelled at enough at work - lol

The mp3s ended. Her room count climbed as high as 35 if not higher at times. Amazing!

Princess seemed to escalate from domme mode into a super mega bitch mode while everyone was begging to cum (she said something down the lines of, "You didn't think the teasing would stop when the mp3s were over, did you?") She had everyone take Her cock(s) back out, lube up and get to work. With nice slow strokes etc. Wonderful descriptions of how to do it. Then the scary mega bitch talk started. It was scary because of how both incredibly accurate and inaccurate it was at the same time. It was down the lines of, "Your want and need will grow until it consumes you." (accurate) later "Do you think I fucking care?!!" (inaccurate - Princess cares for her pets a great deal) but it fit the tone of her tease perfectly.

Then she said, "Cum for me my pets ... goood boys and gurls" as geysers of sperm erupted across America. If you left early, a pity you missed it!

Pop quiz. Of the two paragraphs above, which is the lie? Hmmmmmm?

::billybear whispers:: the second one! No one was permitted to cum.

My impressions are that this was a phenomenal TeaseTime and Princess was a wonderful ass kicking cock teasing bitch of a hostess.

Sincerely, awesome job Princess!

Her billybear


Thanks, BillyBear! Awesome job yourself!

If anyone hasn't read Billybear's stuff before, I recommend that you go visit his blog and get caught up! But be warned, his blog is dangerously funny, so don't blame me if you have to change your underwear after you read it!

Princess, sorry that I couldn't stay, but what I saw was awesome! The mp3s were fantastic as always, and you had me all needywanty even though I didn't see the whole thing!

little bitchass