Saturday Night Fever... Sunday Morning Coming Down...

I'd been a little down the past couple of weeks. It'd been wayyyy too long since my last phonecall with the Stroke Princess, and before I could get the next call arranged, something happened in RealWorld that had largely closed my window of opportunity to call. We had originally planned for a call next weekend, and Princess was going to decide what She wanted to do to me during the call. But fate intervened, and the calling window got flung wide open a week early, so I scrambled to get ahold of Princess to try and arrange the call. I couldn't reach Her on Friday night, and it was beginning to look bad for Saturday night as well. I really started to think that my opportunity was wasted when midnight came and went, and still no word from Ms Grace.

In my last IM of many to Her that day, I had told Her that I would be able to do the call at any time of the night, it didn't matter how late, and I left my home and cell numbers so She could wake me up if I fell asleep. I've never had a wake-up call from Princess before, but I understand that She enjoys catching you in that "I just woke up and I'm stupid" state. Eventually, I got a short IM from Princess letting me know that a call was running long, and wanting to know how long was I gonna be up.

Now, as needy for a call that I had been for the past week, I wasn't about to tell Her that I was going to bed and we'd have to reschedule for next weekend, so I told Her I'd be ready any time as long as it was TONIGHT! And so, I played around on the computer for another hour or two, and was about to go lay down for a nap, when I was startled by the ringing of the phone. Sure enough, Princess was on the line. Never a doubt!

We had a lot of catching up to do on things, and talked a lot about blogs, prezzies, Her vacation plans, and also the newest thing, Talkshoe, which I mentioned in my last Tease Time Report. Eventually we got around to the play part of the call. Now, if you think that Princess Grace ever forgets anything you tell Her, just get that idea out of your head right now. In the week before we settled on when I was gonna call Her, I had mentioned to Her that it had been so long since we had last played, that I kinda felt like I was slipping away from Her (which was a stupid thing to think, I know, but that's what happens when I don't call in awhile). Don't make this mistake or I guarantee that you will pay for it.

Since Princess had not had any time to plan where She wanted to go with me, She fell back on what She knew (ie: everything) about my kinks and interests, no matter how insignificant they might've seemed when I mentioned them to Her. And so, next thing I know, I'm being shown a really scary looking pair of locking ballet boots, and being told to order them. If you've never seen these boots before, they look like this:


When the subject of ballet boots had come up in the past, we had both talked about how sexy they looked, and how it looked almost impossible to stand up in them, let alone walk in them. Princess had joked that She should make me get a pair and wear them for all my calls. That way, if She sent me to the bedroom to get a toy, or to the kitchen for some ice, I might just have to crawl through the house to do it. That image made me roar with laughter. That is, until She told me to buy them NOW!

Super...

Then, Princess took what I had told Her about slipping away, and turned it squarely back against me. She started talking about the cage. yes, "the cage", the dreaded CB2000 from Hell... the same one that was my pink plastic prison for 78 days near the end of last year. Princess came right out and tried to get me to admit that I wanted to get back into it again. Now this may surprise you, and I thought it might surprise Princess too...

"Ummm.. no, Princess, I can't lie to You, I really don't want to wear it..."

To be honest, my answer had surprised me. But She wasn't surprised in the least! As a matter of fact, She fucking laughed at me!

"I'm not surprised, honey" ::giggles:: "Nobody who has been locked up for as long as you were wants to get back into the cage again."

"But thinking of that, you've been free for a long time, and since I don't want you slipping away from Me any more, I think you need to wear something physical that will keep giving you little reminders of your Mistress. The collar does that, so does the tattoo, but there's nothing quite like a cage to keep Me on your mind, night and day!" ::giggles::

And so, with that, She pounced...

She started another of Her awesome teases on me... She talked about bondage... restraining me... making me wear the ballet boots... stretched tight with a chain hanging from the ceiling... flicking me with Her new pink and black flogger... Building the intensity more and more, as only Princess Grace can do it, until finally...

"How much do you want to cum for Me, baby? Tell Me! Tell your Mistress how much you want to cum! Say it louder! Come on honey... scream it for Me! That's a good girl! Scream it louder! How bad do you want to cum for Me???"

I don't remember too much about how I was responding here, because I had been sunk into subspace since the very second She pounced. I think I got pretty loud, but you'll have to ask Her to find out. Let's just say that I told Her yes.. I would kinda like to cum...

"That's it, honey! Now cum for your Princess! CUM FOR ME!!!"

I would imagine that the feelings at this moment are prolly universal to all of us pets. Feelings become amplified. Tunnel vision sets in. This is it! The BIG RELEASE! Time stands still until the feelings start to recede like a wave heading back down the beach. Then it's over.

Once I had gotten my breath back, Princess started back in, telling me to go clean up, get the cage, bring it back to the phone with me, and put it on. I told Princess that I didn't have a lock that I could use, except for the serialized plastic locks. That ploy didn't work, because Princess informed me that the plastic locks would be fine for now. But it also meant that I was going to have to take a picture of the lock on the cage, and email that to Her. She said that She might want to verify the serial number with another picture in the next couple of days.

In the meantime I was told to order a new brass lock, and as another example of Princess never forgetting what you tell Her, I also have to order another devious little item. This comes from another thoughtless admission to Princess quite a while back, when I told Her that I could pull myself out of the back end of the cage. This was only to make washing myself easier, but Princess saw the possibility of illegal cummies while I was out. Now this was months ago, but She now has me ordering the "Points of Intrigue", and when both those and the new lock arrive, we'll cut off the plastic lock, install the Points of Intrigue, and install the new lock. Princess didn't say it, but I assume that my keys will be mailed to Her soon after that.

So after a little more conversation, the call was history and we said our goodnights. After some sleep, it really sunk in that I was actually locked back up again. For how long? Princess wouldn't tell me. ::sigh:: But before I close the post, I want to touch on something regarding chastity cages.....

I'm constantly reading forum posts or chatroom conversation where someone pleads with a Mistress to lock him or her into a chastity cage of some sort. I suspect that most of the people who ask for this have never been locked up for very long, or more likely have never had the pleasure at all. I can understand this though, because I was more or less the same way before I got locked up for almost 3 months. By the end of that lockdown I had to break and cry before She would let me out. All I want to say to those people is that wearing a chastity device for more than about a week at a time is not as easy as it sounds. Think hard before asking for it, because you'll find out that long-term lockup is not quite the fun fantasy that you think it is now. If you can put up with the hygiene issues, the discomfort, and the lack of erections or orgasms, then by all means go for it. But bottom line is, be careful what you wish for.

But the good part is, the harder the task, the more satisfying it is to do it, especially if you're doing it because it pleases Princess.

I don't think I've mentioned this yet, but I wuvs my Tormentrix, Princess Grace!

See you next time!

little bitchass

"Billy Announces TT BAD Cuz He Didn't Cum!"

Another Thursday, another Tease Time with the Stroke Princess. I don't have a huge report to write this week because the chat last night was just too hard for me to follow and still try and participate in the fun. There were just so many people there, and it seemed like everybody was trying to engage Princess Grace in totally different topics, and all at the same time. This made it bad for me because no topic ever sustained for more than one or two sentences, and I was busting my butt to try and scroll back to find a thread. The speed of the conversation made it almost impossible to scroll back and read anything before the text jumped ahead again, and so I eventually just gave up trying. I like doing these reports for Princess and also for Lucky's sake, but I also would like to participate in the chat a little more and not waste any chances to see and talk to Princess.

What I CAN tell you is that beginning next Thursday, Princess Grace will be on Talkshoe and doing Tease Time. Princess seems really excited about this, and I'm thrilled that a lot more people who've never heard Her before are gonna finally be getting a chance to hear how wonderful Her voice sounds live. I know you've heard Her MP3s before, but in my opinion, Her voice sounds even better than that when She's in normal everyday conversation. I'll let y'all know more about the details as they emerge from Camp Princess. I do know one little thing... Princess has a few probable guests lined up for Her upcumming shows, but I'm not tellin' you who they are yet! Ask The Prophet if you can't wait for me to tell you. So.... neener neener neener!

As I understand it, the way this works is, you go to http://www.talkshoe.com/ and create an account. It's very easy. You put in your name (the one people know you by in chat works best) your password, and a pin number. The PIN should be the phone number from the phone you most likely might call into the show with. From there, at the time of the scheduled show, you go in and hit the button. You can either go in and listen to just streaming voice (or steaming voice in Princess' case), you can do both listen and chat in their chatroom, or you can call into the show and talk to Princess Grace and ask Her questions. You even have the option to "follow" a show, and it will "remind" you of the upcoming show! There are so many options here. It looks really easy. I think even I will be able to do it after a few months!

As the chat went on, Princess' colleague Ms Sarah came in, and they both started working poor victim over pretty hard. I'm sure that "pretty hard" can be taken literally here too. I'm almost certain that victim got in such a worked up state that he insisted on doing a 2-Mistress call with his two Tormentrixes or he was gonna blow sky-high. But before this happened, Princess entertained us with a hot description of how She teased one of Her RealWorld friends until he melted down into a puddle of boy goo. This started another informative discussion with Ms Sarah, comparing the different Tease Techniques that each Mistress likes to use to destroy men's minds.

There was a lot of other stuff that went on during the chat, but it was kinda scattered, like I said earlier, and so I'm not even gonna try to write about it. Don't get me wrong though, it doesn't mean I didn't have fun, because I always do!

I almost got to tell you about one thing though. I was soooo getting ready to work out on one of the more irritating chatroom assheads, but decided that going after him during Princess' chat was not the proper place to do it. Maybe some other time...

And so, that brings us full circle, and back to Billybear's unfortunate comment from an IM with me today, which I sneakily stole for the title of this post. As you all know, I never let an opportunity to get BillyBear in trouble with the Stroke Princess pass by without making sure She sees it. Get 'im, Princess!

Well, I guess that's it for today. I'll give y'all a break and keep this short. Even though the post might be smaller than usual, I wuvs the Mindfuckingest Mistress ever, Princess Grace, more and more each day!

Until last week, I am now, and shall forever beeeeeeee.....

littlebitchass

Have To Tell You... I Don't Know What I Did To Deserve This...

Just a quickie post for you today. I was lucky enough to catch the Stroke Princess Ms Grace in a few IMs over the last couple of days. In the first, Princess surprised me by telling me that I 'd been so good that She had a little reward for me. The reward was that She was giving me a little homework, which turned out to be simply that I was supposed to cum 4 times by the time She saw me online the next evening. Well, I was floored by that, but I of course followed Her instructions and completed the task, beating Her deadline by hours!

But there's more! Princess IMed me to check on my progress last night, and after I reported that I'd finished Her homework, She surprised me with something else. She was being a little mysterious, and She refused to tell me any reason why, but I was told that I should be prepared to cum once a night for at least the next couple of weeks. I have no idea what this new game is, but I'm not arguing with Her about it! All I know is that I GET TO CUM! Maybe I'll find out later whats going on.

Anyway, thats all for today. Thank You, thank You, thank You Stroke Princess! Your bitchass wuvs You whether she can cum or not!

little bitchass

Back To The Tease Time, Part II...

Last night was Thursday night, and of course you all know what Thursday night means. Yes... it's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess night! Last night was no different, according to Lucky, who ventured into the murky future and claimed to have read this post there.

Now, I don't have any recollection of ever writing this post before, so I'll go into the future and look and let you know what I find.

::pause for time travel::

OK, I'm back here in the past now. Lucky was right. This post is posted there, but it beats the hell outta me when I wrote it. But since it's there, I'll show it to you. There are some inaccuracies that I'll have to correct, since there actually was no Tease Time Chat last night, but you'll get the gist of what actually didn't happen. I'll post my corrections in a different font or something, so you'll be able to tell that they were added in the past, after the future happened. So here goes...

Princess never came into the room right at the stroke of 10. She would've told everyone about Her day, and all the hot guys She teased, all the sissies She made envious, and all the prezzies She got for Valentine's Day. It's a wonder She could fit everything into Her schedule and still not make it to Tease Time!

First of all, there were not 3 new MP3s! How cool is that? I'm just too excited to tell you about those, so go to Princess' blog, and give them a listen sometime after She puts them up!

Pantysue was not in attendance, and never told her tale of woe about her continuing permanent chastity at the lovely hands of Princess Grace. Pantysue has not been locked up tight for at least 97 days now, and I don't know how she's not able to handle it. (Actually, nobody is able to handle it as long as it's locked in Princess' cage.)

BillyBear never came in, his ass wasn't red and raw from his severe beating by Miss Tara for what he actually said in his blog about Her. He would've proceeded to whine and complain about Miss Tara's horrible treatment of his baboon butt. Needless to say, he also would've had to stand up for the whole chat.

Lucky also never came in, mostly to not talk about his new company, which produces secret videos of all his friends in compromising positions. He is most famous for his OG video, but he has a new one now, that shows BillyBear during one of his many therapy sessions.

Ace was next to not come into Tease Time, after being on the road for the last 8 months. He never gave us all lot of yummy secret facts about the workings of the new factory. I hope the new owner doesn't find out that he would've told us all that confidential information.

The Prophet was not even there, and he never gave us all such astounding predictions about the future that I'm afraid to tell you what they weren't. You'll have to ask him what they weren't if you weren't at the nonexistent Tease Time last night to not hear them when he never rattled them off. Wait til you don't hear the latest one he would've made about Princess! OMG!

Saving the best for last, Princess not only was not in the chatroom, but She was also not on Her Webcam so we all couldn't see Her, and did She ever not put on an unbelievable show! You wouldn't believe how quickly She would've worked Herself up to a fever pitch, and never held Herself there on the edge for ages, while She didn't let the rest of us stroke and rub until we would've caught up to Her. Then, with just a single touch, and in the most awesome orgasm ever, Princess fucking never erupted into an avalanche of shrieks, followed by a continuous chorus of hiccuping the likes of which have never been heard in civilized society before! And still haven't, for that matter!

When She was finally not able to speak in comprehensible phrases, She didn't do the unthinkable! SHE didn't LET US ALL CUM! All of us that is, except for poor locked-up Pantysue, who was only able to not sit in the corner and not even cry, never snapping away like so many soggy breadsticks.

And so that was not how Tease Time would've ended this week. I wonder if Princess will be able to top this one when She comes in next week?

I really do wuvs my Stroke Princess! :)

little bitchass

Happy Valentine's Day!


To Princess Grace, and to all my friends, Mistresses and ordinary mortals alike, I hope everyone has a wonderful Valentine's Day today with the Valentine of your choice, and that everyone is wearing their special red panties today. Yes, even You get to wear panties today, Princess!

little bitchass

Hey Everybody! The Results Are In! Take A Look At These Babies!

Here's the results from the LDW Mistress Of The Year voting!


Sexiest Mistress:
1st Place: Princess Grace
2nd Place: Ms Amanda
Tie for 3rd: Cece/Cass/Hannah/Ryan

Friendliest Mistress:
1st Place: Princess Grace
2nd Place: Princess Lilah
3rd Place: Ms Julia

Most Helpful Mistress:
1st Place: Princess Grace
2nd Place: Ms Ally
3rd Place: Ms Hannah

Wickedest Mistress:
1st Place: Ms Elizabeth
2nd Place: Ms Amanda
3rd Place: Ms Brooke

Most Likely to be Found in Chat:
1st Place: Ms Dallas
2nd Place: Ms Tara
3rd Place: Ms Heather

Congratulations to all of the winners, and especially to my own wonderful Mistress, the Stroke Princess, Princess Grace!

little bitchass

Tease Time... Or... Help Me! I Need A Text Logger!

Before I start my Tease Time report for the first Chat in February, can any of you help me out? I need an easy way to log a transcript of everything that went on in the chat so I can refer to it later when I'm writing up this report. The chat moves so fast these days that when I look down to type something, I've missed three or four yummy little tidbits that I could be writing about. Anybody know of any software solutions that might help? I've tried copying and pasting, but things are just moving way too fast for me to catch everything. Any suggestions would be appreciated, and I think it would make these reports about a thousand percent better. Not to mention making it a lot easier on what feeble bits of mind that I have left.

The Stroke Princess arrived, and it really is cool to see the instant outpouring of affection towards Her by the people in the chatroom. But hey... She deserves every bit of it! This week I think I made Her a little dizzy with my twirl, since I was making up for Her missing it last week. Once She was able to stand without falling down, She was able to greet everybody. Sorry about that, Princess... next week I won't twirl You like You're on a throwup ride at an amusement park.

Princess was still recovering from the bug that has been bothering Her for weeks now, but She seems to be doing much better now. Even so, at one point in the chat, The Kissing Bandit came in because he was concerned for Her health, and proceeded to give Her a very thorough upper respiratory inspection with his Board Certified tongue. Evidently, everything looked OK, (now there's an understatement) because he didn't grab Her and take Her away to his secret quarantine area.

Ms Grace must've gotten really heated up by Her medical examination, because next thing we knew, She was steaming things up with one of the other Mistresses in attendance, Ms Ryan. The two Mistresses started to drive everybody crazy with their lustful dialog. I think Princess is a Leg Girl, because She seemed to get especially wet when She started concentrating Her attention on Ms Ryan's long, lush, and lovely legs. It was getting so hot in the room, we all thought that the two Mistresses were gonna break out into a wanton orgy at any second. Princess had to cool everybody down a couple of times when She would break off Her kissing of Ms Ryan's inner thighs long enough to tell everybody "no cummies!"

Next, the conversation got around to bowling, and Princess stated Her preference for balls. She doesn't like small balls.. She likes the feel of the big and heavy ones, and pink is Her favorite color for them. She explained that heavy balls were no problem for Her because after all, She lived on a farm all the way up until Her parents sent Her away to Spoiled Princess School. I mentioned that since She's that strong, I knew which one of us was gonna get carried over the threshold after our wedding. Unfortunately Princess didn't miss Her chance, and told everybody that my ass was getting so fat, even She might have trouble carrying me very far.

This is where JB the Prophet became a little disoriented. I'm not sure they have bowling up in his neck of the woods, because when somebody mentioned the holes in a bowling ball, the Prophet seemed to get excited and confused the ball with a honeydew melon. It didn't help the Prophet that Ms Sarah was trying Her best to fluster and confuse him even more. Great job, Ms Sarah!

Speaking of melons, Princess Grace's prized pet, Lucky Pet, (if you can't figure out why he goes by the name Lucky Pet, you're hopeless and I'm not gonna bother trying to explain it to you), had his cherry broken by Mindy Melon recently. I won't go into all the steamy details, but if you're interested, you can go read about it in Lucky's blog. I'm not taking a chance on having the SPCM coming in and shutting down my blog because of some perverted fruitsex. I was kinda curious though, and it sounded to me like Lucky prolly had a peehole packed full of melon seeds after working Mindy out for awhile, and how would you be able to cum with a cock crammed full of seeds? Princess reassured me that Mindy was carefully chosen because she was of the seedless variety.

Oh! And here's your Tip Of The Day. "Make sure that the melon you choose to have relations with hasn't been chilled!" Frigid melons do not make good bed partners!

Billybear seems to have managed to transform himself into AngstriddenTeenGothWolverPillow this week. He's been slamming his bedroom door and bitching and whining about being persecuted, and pretty much everything else you can think of. He thinks he's really cool now that he wears black fishnets and lipstick, and has his claws painted black. I wish Princess would just slap him upside the head to help him get over his angst, but I think She likes him this way. She so loves taking care of Her "unusual" ones. He'd better not get black nailpolish on Her marshmallows though...

Pantysue was in attendance as well. Her permanent incarceration in Princess' cage should really be interesting and fun for her! I'd report on her progress, but I decided it would be better to keep my big mouth shut after Princess threatened to let me join her. If anybody else (Lucky? Billy? Ace? Anybody???) want to go ahead and follow up on this, feel free!

Speaking of Ace, the All Points Bulletin is still in effect for him. If anyone happens to see him anywhere, please point him in this direction. Zorak needs his cookies and is getting a bit testy. You wouldn't like him testy...

Well, that's all I've got in my notes. I'm sorry if I leave any friends out, and I'm sure I prolly have, but it doesn't mean that I wasn't happy to see you in the chatroom. I honestly don't mean to slight anyone. I'm hoping to be able to mention more people if I can get the text logging software located.

To my Mistress, the Stroke Princess, You did another masterful job of hosting the chat, as You always do. It makes me so proud to see how much everyone adores You in the chatroom. And thank You again for defending me during the chat. That really meant the world to me, because it proved to everyone how You really do wuv Your pets.

See you all next time! Wuv You, Princess!

little bitchass

Just Wanted To Share A Little Anniversary With You...

Today, I was thinking about some of the games the Stroke Princess and I have been playing in the past 6 months. Even though some things were uncomfortable and inconvenient (locked in the CB2000 for long periods of time), and some were a little scary (pushing the envelope a bit with my appearance in public), all were in the long run a lot of fun, and I hope Princess Grace got as much enjoyment out of assigning them as I felt while doing them for Her.

I know some of you are probably tired of hearing all about the things we do, so I won't ramble on about them like I normally do. If there are any new readers here, you can read back through this blog and catch up if you are interested. Of course there are always a few others who don't like either Princess or me, and don't hesitate to share their views on the things that we do together. For those people, all I can say is that I'm having fun, and if that bothers you, don't read. It's as simple as that. Princess and I have lots of friends who'll make up for your absence.

Now back to the topic I originally wanted to share. I realized just this morning that I had passed another little anniversary in my relationship with Princess. The chain collar that She gave me in early November, and told me was permanent, has been locked around my neck for 3 months now, without ever being off even once. When I first clicked the lock closed, I had lots of thoughts running through my mind, like "Can I really leave this on that long without taking it off?" or "What are people gonna think?"

Well, those questions got answered over the last 3 months. I've kinda come to view the collar as a physical part of me now, and when I see it in the mirror or feel it while I'm in the shower, it doesn't feel any different than a ring on the finger would. It doesn't feel at all like the cage does when I wear it for a long time. With the cage, I'm OK for awhile, but before long, I can't wait for Princess to send me the key so I can take it off. Don't get me wrong, I still get a lot of satisfaction from being caged for Princess, it's just that the cage feels a lot different than the collar does. There is one thing about wearing the cage and collar that feels the same though. Knowing that the keys to unlock them are safely with Princess, and over 1500 miles away gives me nice, fuzzy feelings inside...

The nicest part of all about wearing Princess' collar 24/7 is what it represents. She chose me to be Hers! Also, I can be right in the middle of doing something completely unrelated, and when I see, feel or otherwise become aware of the collar, thoughts of Ms Grace run through my mind. Honestly, I can't see any negative side at all to having thoughts of Princess in my mind. It's really a very warm feeling to be collared by the Stroke Princess, I can assure you.

Princess, after 3 months I still don't have even the slightest desire to take off Your collar, and will not unless You tell me to. I hope it'll stay locked around my neck for as long as I'm Yours, and I hope that isn't gonna change anytime soon.

Well that's all for today... and BTW, Tease Time will be tomorrow night in the Community Kink chatroom at 10 EST, so I expect to see all of you there for it!

I do wuvs my Mistress!

little bitchass

Is It Still Thursday? I Didn't Think So...

OK, so it's Saturday... I know... but if it WAS still Thursday, I'd say,

Tonight, the Stroke Princess "graced" us with Her presence in the Community Kink Chatroom for Her weekely hosted chat, Tease Time. Princess has been slowly recovering from some kind of bug, but if She was still feeling any ill effects, She sure didn't show it. Princess would have to be on Her deathbed to miss or even give less than 100% of Herself to these chats.

Everyone was happy to see Ms Grace when She came in, and there was even a contingent of other LDW Mistresses there, anxious to participate with Her in Her chat. Even Ms Ally was there, although She was kinda quiet, prolly because She had Her hands full with the everyday running of the LDW Empire. It used to be that Tease Time was pretty much a solo effort on Princess' part, but now, each week there seems to be more and more other Mistresses coming in to watch. Just goes to show you how well thought of Princess is in these parts!

After everyone finished exchanging greetings, except for me that is, since Princess missed my twirl ::roll::, we all launched into a freewheeling chat. To be honest, because there were so many different conversations going on all at once, the chat was very hard for me to follow, and I really can't recall everything that got talked about. We talked a little about how Princess had been knocked for a loop by that mean ol' flu bug, and everyone was ecstatic that She has recovered and is back to work taking calls and doing Tease Time for us.

There were some pantysniffers in the crowd tonight, believe it or not... and the topic rolled around to that sometimes pungent pasttime for awhile, with everyone getting their licks in. With the other Mistresses in attendance along with all of us pervs, it made for a nice balance of sniffers and sniffees in the room. We had to keep holding back WolverBilly, because he kept trying to sniff Princess' panties, and his razor sharp claws could've spelled disaster for Ms Grace's intimate parts. He was forgetting one important thing about Ms Grace though, because it's well known that She only wears panties for the most special of occasions. She prolly won't even wear them at our upcoming wedding.

Speaking of which, I also found out from Princess during Tease Time, that the new prophet I told you about in the previous post had made yet another bold prognostication to Her. He predicted that he, Pantysue, and myself, would be making a road trip up to see Princess Grace on the prophet's birthday. (I think it was on the prophet's birthday... maybe it was Princess' birthday, but you get the picture...) Only problem was, he seemed to get a little squeamish thinking about all the nonstop girltalk that would be going on in the car, and so he decided that he'd be better off flying, and we could drive and meet him at Princess Castle. I'm thinking that the real reason is that Pantysue's perfume might be a little too strong for him.

Steph Marie came in, looking to see if her crew of nanites was making any headway on turning WolverBilly's fur a bright shade of fushia. The lighting in the room wasn't the best, but a few of us were pretty sure that some patches of his fur were looking a tiny bit pinkish. We'll just have to wait and see how this develops.

Princess made 3 new MP3s and brought them with Her tonight. Those Jello Shots will get rid of a scratchy throat every time! It was too bad I was having trouble with the computer and only was able to listen to the first one all the way through. I went into the future and straightened the problem out on Saturday, and listened to the other two before coming back here to Thursday to resume this report. (Geesh... how do I get myself into these situations?)

The first MP3 was called "Cucks Slut Wife", and was about a hubby who is a little upset at his wife because of some interesting text messages he found on her phone. I'm sure from reading the title, you have an idea what the messages were about. mmmmmmmm....

The next MP3 was called "The Test", and was about a guy who is tested by his girlfriend's sister. This one made me soooo squirmy thinking of Princess in a sexy skirt and pantyhose... OMG this one was hot!

And last but certainly not least, the third MP3 was called "Taking Away More". This one, which was this writer's favorite (maybe for painfully obvious reasons), was about a guy who gave his girlfriend complete control over everything he did, and it turned out to be a "be careful what you wish for" scene. After this, I'd NEVER in a million years give anybody total control!

As the chat wound down towards it's conclusion, a troublemaker by the name of Black_Flagg came into the room. He'd heard somewhere that my distant cousin Zorak from the insect side of my family was in town, looking to possibly relocate here from Egglanta. Zorak's pretty famous around the entertainment world because he used to have a job as The Bandleader on Space Ghost's talk show, "Space Ghost Coast To Coast". He's pretty much of a wiseguy for a bug, and he's usually pretty disagreeable to be around. We ARE sorta family though, so I left the room to go make a phonecall, and within a few minutes, Cousin Zorak barged in, wanting a piece of that Flagg guy. It was about to get ugly, but Flaggy developed a leak in his shower and had to run and take care of that, so as it turned out there would be no bloodshed tonight at Tease Time. This is a good thing, because Princess gets a funny gleam in Her eye whenever She sees blood on somebody.

Oh, speaking of Cousin Zorak, while I was writing this, I found a picture in our family album of him sitting on the set of the Space Ghost show with his little nephew Raymond and I dug it out to show you. Take a look and see if you can spot the family resemblance...


And so, that's the Tease Time Report for this week. Tune in again next week so I can write more about how much I wuvs my way cool Mistress, the Mindfucktress Extraordinaire, the Stroke Princess, Ms Grace!

See you all next time! Now it's time for my medication.

little bitchass