My My My... How Time Does Fly...

Thursday already? Where does the time go? Bitchass took 3 days of vacation, which along with the weekend meant I had 5 straight days of sleeping in and doing nothing. Today I'm back to work, and UGHHHH... the day just won't end...

Well, I did do some things, mostly housework, laundry, and running out for this or that, the most interesting things being going to the salon for a haircut/style, and then buying and installing a new router to replace the old one that had been losing its configuration whenever it was most inconvenient for me. It wasn't a huge problem having to reload the configuration file once or twice a day, but I finally got tired of having to do it and decided that it was time to go for something new. I ended up getting one of the new D-Link "N" routers and I installed it. So far so good, but right now I'm still on a wired connection and haven't tried installing the wireless adapter yet. I'm gonna play around with the configuration and make sure I don't have any problems for a few more days and then I'll install the matching wireless card.

I had another great day at the salon on Saturday. I didn't have anything special done, just got my split ends trimmed, along with some brow waxing and plucking. My stylist did a style with a lot of loose curls, which was nice for a change, but the best part about my visits is always the fun I have hanging out for the afternoon with all the girls who work there. They are wonderful! They all treat me like I'm just "one of the girls", and I always feel totally comfortable and at ease there. There's nothing like sitting in the salon, sipping a glass of white wine, and having someone playing around with your hair for a few hours. Well, there are a few other things that might top it, but you know what I mean. But eventually, like all the other clients, I have to leave, even if I'd rather hang out there all day.

I told you in my last blogpost about my phone call with the Stroke Princess, and I just received the birthday prezzie that She sent me. Thank You again, Princess! I decided that I'm not gonna tell you all what She bought for me, I'll just let you all use your imaginations. If She wants to tell you She can, but I'm thinking it's more fun to make you all wonder what the prezzie was. ::giggle::

There's something else that Ms Grace did during our call that I completely forgot to tell you about in my previous blogpost. I'm sure this will ho-hum any but the sissies among my readers, but if it doesn't interest you, skip over this part. I'll tell you when to start reading again.

I had told Princess last year that I had bought a two-piece swimsuit that had a bra top with those triangle shaped cups. I had been wearing that whenever I went to the tanning salon, and I developed some very nice tanlines. These tanlines were so distinct that when I showed Princess a picture of them, She said it looked like I was still wearing a white bikini top.

But I stopped tanning in the top early this tear, because I wanted to see what my boobs looked like with a tan, and so I started just wearing the bottoms. Mt tan is pretty much evened out now, but still, it's not as dark as it was late last season. I had gotten busy and had only been going about once a week, and so the overall tan has been fading a little bit. That brings us back to the present.

During our call, I mentioned to Princess that maybe it was time to get a new swimsuit, but maybe this time one that would leave more interesting tan lines. Princess just giggled and right away went to the Victoria's Secret site and found out that there was a swimsuit sale going on. She showed me a lot of different swimsuits that She thought would be good, before finally deciding on this one.


I ordered it while She waited. Princess, the tanlines from this one will be interesting for sure!

Well, to make a long story short, the swimsuit arrived yesterday, but I was too busy to open the package. I'll do that when I get home tonight, and if it's the right one and everything fits, I'll start working on Princess' new tanlines this weekend. OK, the rest of you can start reading again.

I've also been continuing with the "Walkies 'n Water" program, with no cummies allowed since the one during our call and the two She allowed me on my birthday. Now it's back to not knowing when the next one will be. I haven't talked to Princess since the call, and so I still have no idea what Her "Big Plan" for me is. I'm sure I'll find out soon enough, and I also know that I foolishly already agreed to it in exchange for being allowed to cum the other night. I'm so tired of breadsticks...

At the beginning of this post, I said that today was Thursday already. You all know about what happens on Thursday nights. Yes, it's Tease Time, and I hope that I don't have any computer problems like the ones that made me miss last week's chat. I'm gonna stop on the way home and get a birthday cheesecake so that I'll have it to eat during Tease Time, which will satisfy the last of the homework assignments that the Stroke Princess gave me during our call.

I hope to see you all there, and Princess, as always... You know what?

little bitchass

Time's Running Out... Did A New Modem Fix It? Will The Call Happen? Questions... Questions...

Well, the first part of the question should've been easy to answer, but I had a feeling that things wouldn't turn out to be easy, and I was right. I exchanged my modem at the Comcast store and took it home, after making sure that I asked if there was any activation that needed to be done after the installation, even if it was a quick call to Comcast, it would've been OK. I was assured that no, I just "hook it up and go".

Well, I got home and hooked it up, and as soon as I plugged it in, the lights all started blinking in what looked like normal fashion. Easy, right? Wrong!

I went to the computer and up popped an activation screen. It said I needed to download a file and run the activation software. Unfortunately, when I tried to do this, it kept telling me that it couldn't connect to the internet. Not sure how I was able to get the Comcast screen if I had no connection to the internet, but if I tried to open my browser, it kept saying I had no connection. We won't go into detail about what I had to do to get up and running, but one system restore and a bunch of IP releases, renews, and cold reboots later, I was connected again and testing out the system. I have no idea exactly what happened, but was left wondering if the modem went out and somehow had corrupted my browser software. I do know that the modem was bad, and so I don't feel quite so stupid.

By the time I was done, it was almost time for me to see if the Stroke Princess was gonna be able to do a call. I wasn't able to reach Her all day, and so I had no idea if She was gonna be available or not. But sure enough, almost at 10 Eastern on the dot, my IM window lit up and it was Princess! Never a doubt, right???

We talked over a few things in IM for a short time, then it was time for the call. As we always do, a good portion at the beginning of the call was spent getting caught up with what each other was doing. I love this part of the call, because it makes me feel closer to Princess. We talk about lots of things, both good and bad, and laugh a lot about other things, but you already know this, I've told you in just about every post I write about our phone calls.

We had to do the call on Friday night, and not on Saturday, which was actually my birthday. But none of that really mattered, just making the connection with Princess was enough. She told me a few things about the party I had missed at Tease Time on Thursday night, and after I told Her that I felt bad that I had to miss my own party, She told me that we could have another one this coming Thursday, and that I should bring a big honking slice of cheesecake along for my slice of birthday cake!

And by the way, thank you BillyBear for the nice birthday message!

I also listened as She went on Amazon and bought me a birthday prezzie! How cool is that??? I'll tell you more about that after I receive it, but to have Princess Grace think enough of you to buy you a prezzie is unbelievably yummy! Thank You so much, Princess! ::hugs the screen::

Before too long, it was "Princess Pounce Time"...

I heard the change in Her voice and knew I'd better fasten my seatbelt, because the ride was about to begin!

The main part of Her pounce was the fact that I had been cumming on a regular schedule ever since She put me on the "Walkies n' Water Program". About 3 weeks ago, She changed it up on me, not letting me cum anymore, and that began a period of denial. No cage, just free will denial... She pointed out to me during the call (like I didn't realize it already) that it must be very hard to not be allowed to cum when I want to, after being allowed to once every other day or so. I had to pretty much agree with Her assessment of the situation.

The more She talked about it, the more needy and wanty I became. She kept me off balance by pushing my other fetish hot buttons along the way, and then it was right back to how bad it must feel for me not to be able to cum. I don't know how long we bounced back and forth between different fetishes of mine that She knows how to torture me about, but OMG She is sooooo good at it!

At one point, She even read me Her unreleased blogpost about mindfucking, and it is awesome to hear Her read that to you, knowing that She is mindfucking you the whole time anyway! Deeper and deeper She dropped me into subpace, until all I could think about was how much I wanted and needed to cum. I was ready to do anything She wanted to be allowed to cum just one time. Yes, I was that desperate...

"How badly do you want to cum, Honey Bunny? Enough to do anything I want?"

::giggles::

I was fucked! Shit! And I knew it!

"Princess, please... just let me cum this one time and I'll do whatever You want"

"You realize of course, that that means you might not be allowed to cum for a long long time.. maybe 6 months? Maybe more? Maybe back in the cage?"

I was really pathetic...

"Yes Princess.. I realize that and I don't care, please just let me cum tonight... Pleeeeeeeaaaassseee?"

A little voice in my head started sounding the alarm...

"jem, you fool... shut up before it's too late!"

But it was already too late... Princess sealed the deal by letting me cum, and I'll be making the payment later. She didn't say what the cost was, but I may even find out by Sunday night. Whatever it is, I have to say it was one of the greatest orgasms I have ever had, and one of the longest lasting too. Princess even remarked that it sounded long to Her too...

::giggles::

"That sounded like you enjoyed it, Honey! It went on for almost a whole minute!"

Then, with me still buried deep in subspace, She told me what my birthday homework was, which was that I was gonna be allowed to cum twice more on Saturday, but after that, It was back to waiting for Her to give me permission again. My head was still spinning, somehow thankful for the chance that I may never cum again. Don't ask me... I'm just the subbie here.

"Don't worry Honey, I have a plan for you..."

And then the call was over... we said our goodnights, and Princess told me that She prolly would not see me on my birthday, because She was preparing to play the Jello Queen at the Dance Party She was going to on Saturday, but that She may catch up with me on Sunday.

And on Saturday, I enjoyed my birthday, I came twice, and even though I have no idea what's in store for me next, I'm happy... I got to talk to my Stroke Princess... and it was wonderful.

Thank You for another great call, Princess! Your bitchass wuvs You!

little bitchass

Newsflash! A Change At Tease Time!

Well, it's probably old news by now, since I know of at least one blog that broke the story before I could scoop the Occasional Assassin. It doesn't help matters much that I'm posting about it 5 days after it happened, but bitchass has been busy.

The Stroke Princess decided to make a change to the show's format for a night, and She had Domina Amanda there to help Her manage a wild game of Truth or Dare. Ms Cassandra was present at the start of Tease Time as well, but had to leave before too long to go and take care of some other urgent matter. I think She had a dog to discipline. I'm not sure if he's housebroken or not, so maybe he peed on the floor or something.

Pretty much as soon as I got into the room, I was told I had to change my chatroom name to something starting with a letter later than "M". There's some kind of a bug it the chat client that is placing Mistresses down in the middle of the room list. They couldn't have a sub being on top of a Mistress, so I left and came back with the new name, "x_jem_of_the_jungle". I know it's not funny. I'm just reporting things from the notes I wrote down, OK?

Then, as soon as Truth or Dare was about to start, I was told that if I wanted to play the game, I now had to leave and add "player" to the front of my chatroom name. Out I went again, and now I was "player_x_jem_of_the_jungle". Again, not funny, but hey, it helps my word count.

Ms Grace started the game by going over the rules for the chatters. When you were chosen, you could choose either "truth" or "dare", with Princess Grace asking the "truth" questions, and Domina Amanda assigning the "dare" tasks. There were only a few souls brave enough to ask for a dare from Ms Amanda, but player_bankyboo and player_asia were a few of the ones who did. Asia was made to wear a pair of panties on his head until he was asked another question, which Potty had to have scoffed at as old hat... you know.. the "been there done that" thing. Banky was told to get on the phone with Princess Grace and fake a momentous woman's orgasm, and from what I heard, it was hilarious. Banky was probably more convincing at that than he was in his attempts to prove his manliness.

We had a chatter in the room named Molly, who seemed to want to play, but just couldn't wrap her head around the "leave and change your name" part. But she didn't let not having "player" tacked onto her name stop her, because she started helping out by answering other peoples questions when they were asked.

We also had a chatter who went by the name james696969, who was more intent on being an X-rated comedian than participating in the game. The game would've gone much smoother if someone had gagged him as soon as he first opened his mouth. I mean, if you want to play, sit back and play, but don't act like an ass and disrupt the game. That's being very disrespectful to the Mistresses trying to run the game.

Which also reminds me, I need to find out just what it was that tease_me_for_cash was on, because I sure want some of it for next week's chat.

As far as my involvement in the game, I thought it was kind of interesting that both of the questions I got asked involved buying stuff in sex shops.

Princess mentioned that the Truth or Dare format may either be continued as a feature in tease Time, or possibly even get it's own night. I liked the game, but at the same time, I also liked Tease Time in it's older format as well, so I'm hoping that the game will get it's own night. I hope if it does, that Domina Amanda continues to participate in it, because Her involvement added a whole new dimension to the game...

Fear!

LOL.... sorry Domina Amanda, I'm kidding! I totally enjoyed Your presence in the chat. I hope You and the Stroke Princess will form a team and make this a recurring event.

Well, I've about run out of notes, so that's it for this week's report, and I'll see y'all next time!

Princess Grace, You know Your bitchass wuvs Ya, don't Ya?

little bitchass

Well Let's See... Where Do I Start?

Before I start my report on last night's Tease Time chat, I wanted to tell you that I actually had a pretty good reason this time for not updating my blog in the past week. I live down here on the Gulf Coast of Texas, and for the past couple of weeks, the afternoon temperatures have been hanging in the mid to upper 90s, and since I'm close to the Gulf of Mexico, the humidity here will just beat the living crap out of you. I have been able to live with that in the past, as long as I could come inside and soak up some air conditioning when I needed it.

This is where the problems of the last week come in...

I had been noticing that my AC blower was starting to run more and more constantly, and it just wasn't keeping the place as cool as it should. Then, by last weekend, the blower would just never shut off. So, since I was not born into the Rockefeller family, I tried to diagnose and fix the fan problem on my own. I was spending a lot of time up in the attic in the evenings after work, and if you've ever been in a Houston attic in the summertime, you'll know how much fun that is. One thing it's good for is losing weight, but to be honest, the misery is just not worth it.

The good news is that I figured out what part was broken, but the bad news is that after looking at what was gonna be required to replace it, I decided to call in the experts. I am now the proud owner of a new furnace/AC unit, and quite a bit lighter in the purse. So besides being exhaused from sweating my ass off in the attic, committing to pay out 4 grand didn't leave me in much of a mood to write anything funny.

Explanation and rant over...

A couple of nights of cool air works wonders on your ambition level, and so I thought I'd write a little about the latest Tease Time. As you may or may not know, the Stroke Princess did not make last week's Tease Time because of some nasty computer gremlins. She made it in last night though, much to the delight of a roomful of needy-wanty chatters.

Princess filled us all in on a toy She is considering as Her new favorite. Before you get excited and fall over and die because you think She is abandoning the Aneros, breathe easier. The new toy is another type of Aneros, called the Aneros Progasm, and it's bigger and looks more like a cock than the original Aneros. I think Her next step will be to find some "volunteers" to try the thing out for Her.

Speaking of volunteers, I seem to have a lot of people who are trying to help me out by reminding Princess that I am presently not locked up, and they seem to think that it would be much better for me if I was. To my ever so helpful friends, I have one thing to say to you... STOP FUCKING HELPING ME! Princess took notice and mentioned that since I've been unlocked and cumming 3 times a week for a while now, that it might just be time to get back into the cage.

She also informed the chatrom that She is taking dance lessons. From what I gather, She's going to learn pole dancing, lap dancing, and strip dancing. It's just one more way for Her to drive us all nuts and send us to Wantland.

Bankyboo was in the room, and Princess Grace revealed plans to have him call one of the newer LDW Ladies, Empress Jill, and have him try to convince her that he is a real manly man. So far, his track record with convincing other Mistresses has not been so good, so we'll just have to wait and see how this goes. I hope Empress Jill has a good sense of humor.

Someone started talking in GeekSpeak, and Princess started getting hugely turned on by this. As you know, Princess adores geeks, and it's well known that She gets all hot and bothered by geeks and comic books, and has been known to cum spontaneously at the mention of Battlestar Gallactica. I tried getting her to cum by chanting BSG BSG BSG BSG, and I think it got Her really close, but I wasn't able to hear the telltale hiccup to confirm it.

Princess ended up the evening by teasing everyone with hot descriptions of Catwoman and Wonder Woman. I was OK until She started talking about licking in between the ass cheeks of Catwoman's leather outfit, after she got them all sweaty from climbing all over the place and whipping Batman into submission. I'l admit that I was wishing that Thursday nights were my cumming nights, but they aren't, and so I stayed frustrated.

The Stroke Princess was having so much fun teasing us to distraction, that She ended up distracting Herself and letting Tease Time run 15 minutes longer than the usual hour.

One last point, after Princess left the chat, I noticed that I seemed to have a lot of people asking me questions about cock cages and buttplugs. What's up with that? How am I supposed to know? Does everybody think I'm an expert on these things? Well OK, maybe I know a couple of things.... but geesh...

That's it for today, everybody, I'll see you all next time.

Princess Grace, as always, I'm so damn happy to be Yours and Your bitchass wuvs You to death!

little bitchass

Oh, there was one other thing I meant to mention... Princess told us in chat that She's getting a yummy new pair of boots, but I'll just let Her tell you all about those when She's ready.

Somebody Write Something! I'm The Only One Who's Allowed To Slack Off Around Here!

Well, OK, except for the Stroke Princess... Princess is allowed to procrastinate as long as She wants. The only person who's writing these days is Miss Tara, who's resistance has finally been hammered down to the point where She came down with a nasty BSG infection. Next thing we know, billyBear will talk Her into going for a ride in his Transmorgifier.

I think the last post I saw was from Bankyboo, and that was at least 5 days ago. But I think I know why nobody has been posting for the past 5 days. You're all waiting breathlessly for my Tease Time Report, right?

See? I KNEW it!

Well it's been my intention to write a Tease Time Report ever since Friday, but writing it at my job like I usually do has been impossible and my weekend was taken up because the neighborhood nazi association has been on my ass to do some work out in my front yard. It's been hotter than a mouthfull of habaneros around here and so humid that you need to wear a scuba tank just to breathe. So working outside all weekend has left my little bitchass dragging. I just don't feel like doing anything that involves moving. Last night after I got home from work and did my walkies for Princess, I turned my computer on and then went and laid on the couch for the rest of the night. Even though I'm allowed to cum once each night that I walk, I couldn't even get my ass off of the couch to do it. Don't ya feel sorry for me? A little???

I've got a chance today, so I'm writing this during the tail end of my lunch hour at work, but I just found out that I left my Tease Time notes sitting on my computer desk at home.

Super... now I can't remember shit about what we did during Tease Time last Thursday.

OK, I do remember Princess Grace being there. And there were also a lot of needywanty chatters there. I know, that part was easy, but give me a break. At least I'm trying.

During the chat, I was on the lookout for the miniHulk and the Green Princess, but neither one showed up in the chatroom. I still think there is a vague resemblance between Princess Grace and the Green Princess, and even though I still haven't seen them both in the same place at the same time, I couldn't be positive and so I didn't mention anything about it in the chatroom.

Princess has been doing really well on Her fitness program, and from what She said, She has a DVD by the female trainer from Hell on "The Biggest Loser" who is kicking Her butt all over the living room floor. But Princess won't back down from a challenge, and so She has hung in there, even though every muscle in Her yummy body is sore.

She did say that She gave Her sore muscles a break one day and did yoga instead. Yoga sounds interesting to me, and I was very interested in learning some of the positions that Princess talked about. She suggested "The Cobra" for me, which sounds really cool! I was wondering if there is a pose called "The Mantis" which would prolly be perfect for me. I might need some vict... errrr... volunteers who would help me out by getting into the supporting position called "The Juicy Neck".

OK, I'm out of time and have to go back to work, so here's what I'm gonna do... I'll post this so I can at least keep Lucky from being forced to go over to the Walmart, and keep Pantysue from having to endure another night of lapdancing. OK, I realize that keeping Pantysue away from lapdancers is harder than getting Vaseline out of your hair, but at least maybe I can save Lucky from those filthy bathrooms. So when I get home from work today, IF I have time, and IF I have the energy, I'll read through my Tease Time notes and add anything that I think you all might be interested in reading about, and then I'll republish this. I'll try it this way for this week anyway, so we'll see how it works out. Actually, it may work out well because you'll have to visit my blog twice, since I AM going for the 20,000 readers milestone.

In the event I don't get to it tonight, oh well... sorry about that... but I'll give it my best shot.

OK, I've gotta go... see you all soon... and Princess, as always, Your bitchass wuvs You!

little bitchass

P.S. Ace! Get your ass back here!


Note from next day... I know you're not gonna believe me, but I looked all over my computer desk at home last night for my Tease Time notes, and they were not where I thought they were. I looked through everything on my desk here at work today and can't find them here either. I hope they didn't end up in some catalog where they'll fall out when the next person opens it.

Either way, there won't be any additional Tease Time nuggets added to this post. You'll just have to wait for next week's report. I'm sooooooo sorry....

Tease Time and I Was Wrong.. It IS As Dire As I Thought...

Last night's Tease Time started out like most others. The Stroke Princess arrived and everyone else in the room instantly got needy and wanty... including me... Of course, I had good reason to be... I don't do my walkies on Thursday, so I had not cum in over a day! I don't know what anybody else was needy and wanty about.

Talking about my walkies is a good lead-in to my next topic, which is, as usual, MsGrace. Princess has embarked on a workout program, and claims it's making Her feel really good. That's great news! When Princess feels good, the rest of us feel good. When Princess doesn't feel good, She occupies Her time by looking at Her massive keyring full of keys, and starts thinking about who's locked up and who's not. That's when She usually looks in Pantysue's direction.

Princess is also replacing all of Her food and drinks with bottled water. Now, I know from being on Princess' water program, that drinking a lot of water means a lot of extra trips to the bathroom, and She only has me drinking 5 glasses a day. With as much water that Princess says She's drinking, She must practically live in Her bathroom. Wonder if She has been taking Her calls from in there? I'll have to listen carefully on my next call and see if I can hear that rich reverb that makes everybody sound so good when they sing in the shower.

One mystery that I have to try and figure out was why Princess is acquiring a collection of umbrellas from Banky. Either She is expecting one heck of a lot of rain, or there is a new umbrella perversion starting up that I've never heard about. I'll have to ask Lucky about this because he knows a lot about obscure sexual perversions.

This brings us around to the reason for the title to this post. In my last post, I said I was having an attack of conscience about the way I had been treating the Incredible Half-pint. Well, I was wrong. BillyHulk came into the chatroom late, and proceeded to threaten and terrorize everyone. Well, at least he threatened me plenty of times last night. He might be tiny, but there's just no excuse for picking people up, throwing them around, and generally acting like an asshat, so I'm not gonna feel sorry for that diminutive dork anymore. Funny though, I noticed that he didn't try to pick up Princess and throw Her. I wonder why that was?

There was another chatter in the room last night who was fairly close to the same size as Shrinking Violet, and so billyHulk naturally gravitated over to our multi-legged friend, Tonydshrimp. Shrimpy is normally very mildmannered and polite, but billyHulk is obviously a bad influence on him. Maybe once billyHulk shrinks enough so that he's smaller than Shrimpy, then he won't hold as much sway over the Noble Shrimp.

As it was, billyHulk coerced Shrimpy to start climbing up Princess like She was Mount Grace or something. At one point, Little Green sunk a piton into my leg, so he could get a headstart on Shrimpy with his climb. Have you ever had somebody jab a sharp steel piton deep into your thigh? Well, let me tell you it hurts! And you wonder why I'm not feeling so compassionate after last night?

Well, the climb continued, with both the tiny crustacean and the language challenged mutant exploring the various hills and caves that they encountered along the way. Of course, Princess turned the climb into one of Her patented teases and before long everyone else in the room started to climb onto Her too. This got Princess a bit irritated, and so She cranked Her sex swing up close to the ceiling and only the two teenie-weenies were allowed to hang on. Eventually though, I think Princess started to get annoyed by the constant threats and mouthing off by billyHulk, and when an opportunity presented itself, Princess acted on it.

That opportunity arrived in the form of a new blogger, Betty Ross. For some unexplained reason, Betty has some kind of a warped attraction to billyHulk, and wants to hug and kiss him a lot.

Eeeeiiiiuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Anyway, as soon as Betty got inside the door, Princess grabbed the little green turd by the ear and tossed him right at Betty. Betty made a very impressive backhanded stab and snagged billyHulk on the first bounce. Little hulkiewulkie is pretty much socially challenged, so instead of complimenting Betty on her nice catch, he instead reacted to her gesture by trying to stick one of his pitons into her forehead.

While all this was going on, Princess horrified Shrimpy by informing him that She had eaten a bunch of his brothers and sisters earlier that day for lunch. Even though he was stunned by Her revelation, I noticed that he didn't try to get down from his perch on top of one of Her Twin Peaks. I guess Shrimpy must have lots of unnecessary relatives. and can spare a few here and there.

And on that note, that's my report on this week's Tease Time. Be sure to visit next week's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess next Thursday night in the Kink Chatroom at 10 Eastern.

And as always Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You! Oh! Guess what???

little bitchass

I Have Homework To Do Because Princess Cares...

I was doing a few things while online late Friday night, and no, it wasn't what you think it was, when all of a sudden my IM window lit up. My spirit took a jump when I saw that it was from none other than the Stroke Princess, the Mindfucktress extraordinaire, the Cockteasingest Princess of Denial, Ms Grace.

Seems that Princess was taking a break between calls and when She saw I was online, She gave me a shout to see how I was doing, since I was not in Her cage anymore and She wanted to make sure that I was still following Her instructions and not cumming until She said I could. I was crushed to think that She might not trust that I hadn't cheated until I realized that She was just mindfucking me by talking about it, knowing that it wouldn't take long before I started to squirm.

We also chatted about what has been going on in each others lives since we had our last phonecall, and during the conversation, I made an offhanded remark about sometimes having high blood pressure. Since Ms Grace has become such a close friend, She jumped all over what I said and because She was concerned, started asking questions to make sure that I was OK. She asked me more probing questions than my doctor ever has. I think I was able to convince Her that I was not dying, but while we chatted, She began hatching out a plan for my next homework.

She calls it my "Heart Healthy Homework".

Task 1, beginning tonight after work, I have to come home, change my clothes, and walk for 30 minutes. I have to do this 3 nights a week. This didn't sound all that bad at all until She added the little condition that I had to wear a bra when I walked. Now, this is Texas, so when you walk for even 30 seconds, you are gonna sweat, and so I'm thinking that by the end of my walk, I might as well be wearing the bra on the outside of my shirt. Well, at least She didn't tell me I had to wear short shorts with pantyhose.

Task 2, I have to cut back on my smoking. This one is easy, since I quit totally about a year ago... giggles...

Task 3, I have to start drinking more water. To start with, She wants me drinking 5 glasses a day, and She will up that later on as the weather gets hotter. Now I don't drink a lot of beer, but I do drink a lot of soda, and it's not gonna be easy for me to give up that rush of sugar and caffeine. 5 or more glasses a day and I may need a Depends while I do my 30 Minute Walk.

Task 4, the last for now, may be the hardest task of all. I'm supposed to start "Eating Right". UGHHHHH! I like cheesecake and donuts too much to breeze through this one. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through this, but I'm willing to give it my best shot for Princess. When I told Her I thought I might have trouble staying with this program, She giggled (what else?) and said...

"Would you like to ever cum again, honey?"

I guess I'll be eating right after all.

That inspired Her to give me an incentive for the nights that I might not feel like walking. She told me that for each night I do the 30 Minute Walk, I am allowed to cum one time after I get back home. Notice that She at least said "after I get back home"... She knows I'm no pervert like Lucky is, so She's not making me do it in a public restroom.

With that, She had to leave and She left me with another homework assignment. Believe it or not, the Stroke Princess of Denial told me that I could cum 3 times on Saturday, and then I was to start the "Heart Healthy Homework" on Monday. But before that, to kick the program off, I was instructed to go out on Saturday, which was the Anniversary of Her 29th Birthday, and celebrate with Her by getting myself a big yummy piece of cheesecake!

I know that this homework may not sound as exciting to you as some She's made me and others do in the past, but I mentioned it just to show you that Princess is concerned enough about a pet's health to exert Her control into other areas besides just sexual ones.

Princess, thank You for watching out for me, and guess what???

See y'all next time...

little bitchass

Provocatalk On Talkshoe, Episode 2

After a one week hiatus from Tease Time, the Stroke Princess returned to Talkshoe last night for Episode 2 of Her wildly popular program. Only thing is, it doesn't seem to be called Tease Time any more. Now it's Provocatalk. Welcome back Princess! Thanks for the heads-up on that name change!

::giggles::

I've gotta say, for it only being Her second show ever, and having to deal with distracting software difficulties most of the night, Ms Grace did another wonderful job, and She sounds as good or better than She ever has!

I have a couple of little vents to make first, however...

Whoever came up with the idea for how the chat window in Talkshoe Pro would be formatted has either never been in a chatroom in his life, or else just has his head stuck in his ass all the way up to his shoulders. It's a freakin' unbelievable pain in the ass to try and keep track of the conversation in this format, especially if there are more than about ten chatters in the room at the same time and trying to talk. I hope you're listening... What the fuck were you thinking, YOU STUPID MORON???

Uhh... sorry...

Add to this piece of shit formatting the fact that the software seemed to be freezing up on Princess and others most of the night, and you can see why I'm praising Princess so much for the way She handled Herself. (Go ahead and laugh at the unintentional pun if you want... I did...)

Even BillyBear, who constantly brags about his dumb old MAC, was getting frustrated beyond belief. I was in an IM with him at one point during the show, and BillyBear commented that the Talkshoe Pro software was the only software to ever freeze up his MAC. I would normally have busted a gut laughing at him for that, but I felt kinda sorry for the chubby little blue critter, and so I kept my mouth shut.

I'm just hoping there's gonna be some bug fixing done on the Pro software before too very long.

We also had a couple of new chatters in the room who clearly must not have been able to hear what Ms Grace was talking about, because they insisted in trying to ram through their own agendas, which had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic Princess was talking about. Please people, when you come into the chatroom, listen first and pick up on the topic before you go spouting off about your upcoming makeovers or whether or not Princess wants to fuck you in the ass through your pantyhose. And if you do decide to bring up a change of subject, if your suggestion gets ignored, don't try to keep pushing it through over and over. There's prolly a very good reason why it got ignored in the first place! Geeesh!

Now that the venting is out of the way, I'll tell you a few more things, and then show you how you can go and listen to the replay for yourself.

Princess had a very special guest call in to the show, the lovely and talented Domina Amanda. It was a pleasure listening to these two awesome Mistresses going back and forth, sharing experiences and techniques, and the conversation was downright erotic and uhhh.. stimulating the whole time. Not good for the caged amongst us, but I mean that in a very good way. There was even some talk of Princess Grace and Domina Amanda doing some more two-Mistress calls together, and I think poor Pantysue may be one of their next vict..... errr.... callers. Good luck with that, Pantysue! It was nice knowin' ya, sis!

We also had a first-time caller named Lestat call in, and I think he had no idea what kind of a program he was calling in to. He seemed at first to be a little confused, but maybe that's common for vampires, since most of them prolly don't have much room for computers in their coffins, and so maybe don't know a whole lot about PSOs and sexually oriented chatrooms. But Lestat picked it up quickly, and he seemed to be having a great time. I must say though, that even though he's a big famous vampire and all, I think he more than met his match in Princess Grace and Domina Amanda.

Well, that's about all I have time to write this week, but if you would like to hear Provocatalk Episode 2 in it's entirety, there is a Talkshoe widget over on the righthand sidebar of this blog. Just click on "Select a Past Episode", and fasten your seatbelt, because these two Mistresses are definitely capable of taking you on the ride of your life!

And be sure to watch Princess Grace's blog for some future surprises at Provocatalk, that may... and I'm just sayin'... MAY... include more frequent appearances by Domina Amanda!

Your bitchass wuvs You, Princess!

Later, everybody!

little bitchass

Have To Tell You... I Don't Know What I Did To Deserve This...

Just a quickie post for you today. I was lucky enough to catch the Stroke Princess Ms Grace in a few IMs over the last couple of days. In the first, Princess surprised me by telling me that I 'd been so good that She had a little reward for me. The reward was that She was giving me a little homework, which turned out to be simply that I was supposed to cum 4 times by the time She saw me online the next evening. Well, I was floored by that, but I of course followed Her instructions and completed the task, beating Her deadline by hours!

But there's more! Princess IMed me to check on my progress last night, and after I reported that I'd finished Her homework, She surprised me with something else. She was being a little mysterious, and She refused to tell me any reason why, but I was told that I should be prepared to cum once a night for at least the next couple of weeks. I have no idea what this new game is, but I'm not arguing with Her about it! All I know is that I GET TO CUM! Maybe I'll find out later whats going on.

Anyway, thats all for today. Thank You, thank You, thank You Stroke Princess! Your bitchass wuvs You whether she can cum or not!

little bitchass

Well, Bitchass Is Fucked... Royally Mindfucked That Is...

I wanted to post a widdle sumpin' to anyone who has not already become addicted to the Stroke Princess... it's just a little taste of some things that She can and will do to you if She sets Her sights on you..

Starting with the night before Thanksgiving, Ms Grace has had me so totally mindfucked that I don't know which way is up. Since then, She's had me do homework for Her that totally turned my whole Thanksgiving outlook around and made it fun. She pushed every hotbutton I had, and even a few that I didn't even know about during Friday night's phone call, got even deeper into my head during a few IMs, and finally, easily "persuaded" me to agree to get a tattoo with Her name on it. I could get the tattoo anytime I wanted, but on one condition... I was not allowed to cum until I got the tattoo and showed it to Her. This was the web She laid in place, and my own mind did the rest.

I went to bed on Friday night, confident that I woud be cumming by the next night, but as it turns out, it still hasn't happened yet. Sooooo... it's Monday now and bitchass has still not cum. The main problem was that when I went to the website of the studio where I had already chosen an artist the last time Princess and I thought about this, I found that his portfolio was missing. A call to the studio confirmed that he was no longer with them and nobody seemed to know where he went. Yeah, I didn't believe that one either, but what could I do?

So I started looking around the internet for other local tattoo parlors, looking at artists portfolios, and found one that was fairly close to my home. I had a real good feeling about one particular artist's work there, and so I called them to find out if they could do the job. The good news was, the place was still there and the artist still worked there. The bad news was, that she was not gonna be back until Wednesday. Great... more days without cumming. This was just not working out like I thought it was gonna.

One good thing that came from the delay was that during another IM with Princess, She came up with an even cooler idea for the tattoo, and this one is gonna be awesome! So scrap the original plan... wait until you see this one! I promise that once I get it, I'll take a picture and either give it to Princess to post in Her blog or I'll post it here.

I've been looking at other sites, but still haven't found an artist whose work really gave me a good feeling about it, but I'll make some secondary choices, just in case my preferred artist can't or won't do it. Now let's get back to the mindfucking.

Besides the problem with getting the tattoo put on, and the little issue of being able to cum again, I've had 5 days of Ms Grace pushing my buttons, over and over and over again. From the time I wake up in the morning to the time I go to sleep at night, there hasn't been a single minute where I am not thinking about one of the little games She has in store for me (and She has a few up Her sleeve that are gonna be very interesting for me).

When I manage to stop thinking about one game, another one pops in and takes it's place. My needing and wanting has been through the roof the last few days. Add to that the fact that Princess Grace is never far from my thoughts to begin with, and you can see that She has entangled Herself so tightly into my head that nobody is gonna get Her to loosen Her grip and let go unless She decides to untangle Herself and leave on Her own. Not that I would ever want Her out, but you get the idea.

It's been an amazing 5 days so far, with no end in sight. My thoughts are always on Her and what She's been doing with me. I can't cum, and that has made me want and need Her even more. It's awesome to witness upclose, the power and control She wields over me, and how deeply She has addicted me. But such a sweet addiction it is.

So that's how the Stroke Princess has been mindfucking me. Sound like fun? Don't tell Her I said so, but it is!

I think I kinda wuvs my Mistress... hee hee hee

little bitchass

P.S. Oh Gawd... please let me get this tattoo soon... I'm dying here...

My Call With Princess Grace... Part 2... Princess, Are You Sure You Sent Me The Right Key?...

This is Part 2 of the post I started last night, recounting the call I had with Princess Grace. If you haven't read Part 1 yet, read that one first!

As we open, we find our Mistress and Her pet dealing with a stuck lock on the CB2000 cage that Princess wants Her pet to take off...

"Oh shit, did I really send You Pantysue's key by mistake? No, I couldn't have. I tore the paper with the key taped onto it from your note that you sent me. It's got to be the right one. Keep trying but for God's sake, don't break the key off!"

I couldn't help but to laugh because of the irony of what was happening... Here I was, the Stroke Princess was allowing me to unlock after 78 days in the cage, and now the damn key doesn't work!

Princess chimed in with a helpful observation...

"Maybe this is a sign that maybe we should've gone for 80 days after all"

"Ummm.... I think the lock is just jammed, Princess, let's not add the extra days on just yet, OK? Let me keep trying... sheeesh!"

"Well, go get some WD40 or something, and spray it into the lock to loosen it up. Maybe get some big wire cutters too in case you have to cut the pin on the cage off"

So, I had to pull my skirt back down, and make a trip out to my garage, hoping that the nextdoor neighbors weren't out front, and get my trusty can of WD40. I also got my trusty 3in1 oil, and since I of course could not find my big wire cutters, also brought back a pair of trusty small wirecutters and a couple of trusty big pairs of pliers.

"OK Princess... I got all my trusty stuff with me... I'm spraying some WD40 into the keyhole now"

I do SOOOOO love getting WD40 all over my fingers and having to smell it the rest of the night, and I said that outloud so Princess could hear it.

"I don't know sweetie, I have always kinda liked the smell of WD40. ::giggles::"

Super. I kept working the key, but nothing was breaking loose. So after I noticed that there was no up and down movement on the bail of the lock, I took the trusty pliers and squeezed down on the trusty bail a few times until I thought I felt it move a little. I tried the key again...

"Still nothing, Princess"

"OMFG... I can't believe after planning everything out, the one thing I didn't plan on happens!"

"Putting some more WD40 into the lock, Princess"

"Don't break off the fucking key!"

I sprayed enough WD40 into the lock to de-rust a battleship, but when I tried the key again, it still didn't work. I began to have visions of having to replace part of the cage, because I was sure enough gonna be cutting or smashing something soon. And then,

::SNICK::

"OMG Princess! It opened!"

"Oh, thank God! Take off the lock and the cage before something else happens! And then take the lock and just throw it away. It might be free now, but it's got bad kharma! Get rid of it and I'll throw away the second key"

"OK Princess... everything's off... lock and key are in the trashcan"

And so, after 78 days, I was finally free of the cage. You can't believe how different and strange it feels after taking it off, and also how good it feels to finally be able to touch and feel again.

"Good! Now before we go any farther, I want you to go and take a washcloth and clean yourself up so there's no WD40 left on anything"

So I did. And when I got back, I realized that Princess' voice had gotten that edge on it that She gets when She is pouncing and has gone into serious Domme mode. She had dropped me into subspace earlier in the call when She made me lock the new collar on, but I think the incident with the stuck lock had brought me back out of it again. As soon as I heard Princess' voice like this, down I went again!

I'm not going to go into details about everything that Princess said to me here, because the post will go for way too long, and there are also a few things that I would rather not share with everybody just yet, if ever. But suffice it to say, She began to work me into the most submissive state you could imagine by telling me what She was planning on doing with me now. I will tell you this much... The new collar was just the beginning. Only the tip of the iceberg...

Princess is working on a contract for me. She only told me some of the things that might be in it, but it will be a written contract that She'll mail me. I'm not allowed to read the body of the contract, but will sign it and mail it back to Her. Then She'll email me the contract so I can see what I've just signed off on. I'll tell you some of it, but remember, it's not written yet, so some things might change.

Essentially, this will be the written equivalent of the "I'll do anything for You" statement. I'll be agreeing to go along with ANYTHING She decides that She might enjoy having me do. This can mean wearing what She decides I wear, either to work or just out anywhere. This may not be everyday, because She won't want it to get old for me. It might also mean changes She wants to make to my hair or general appearance, possible marks or piercings, plus any and all tasks that She might want me to do for Her. It could also mean more time in Her cage, long term or possibly permanent lockdown. It will all be spelled out in detail in the contract, and I'll share as much of it with you all as I can, after I sign it and send it back to Princess.

(BTW, before anybody freaks the fuck out, I realize that this contract will not be legally binding. But if you know me, that's only a technicality, OK? It will still bind me, legal or not. Like I said, I have no worries because I trust my Princess.)

"Oh honey, while I'm talking to you about all this, you can put on some lube and do what feels best... ::giggles::"

As She talked about the contract, I was sinking deeper and deeper... much deeper than She's ever sent me before. I was rubbing myself at the same time and was getting more and more excited, and the more excited I got, the heavier She poured it on. I was excited by two things at the same time. One was Her telling me of Her plan for the contract, and the other was the wonderful feelings that I had been missing for the last 78 days. If I hadn't been locked up for all that time, I don't know if the rubbing and stroking would heve felt as fantastic as it did during the call. But the Stroke Princess was putting it all together in the most awesome display of any call that we have ever had in the past. Believe me, this way wayyyy beyond good. It was the BEST!

As She continued talking about the contract, She would ask me questions...

"You want to sign the contract for Me, don't you?"

"You want to do whatever I tell you to do, don't you?"

"Stroke it harder now... How does that feel?"

"You will do anything for Me, won't you? Whatever I want, you'll do, right?"

"If I tell you I want you to ***, you'll do it with no questions asked, right?"

"How does the collar feel? Locked on tight. Only I can let you out!"

"If I tell you to go to work with red nails, you'll do it, right?"

"Whatever I tell you to wear, you'll wear, right?"

"If I tell you to get your hair bleached blonde at the salon, you'll do it, right?"

"I own you... all of you... mind, body, and soul, right?"

"Stroke it long and hard for me baby... get it to the edge for me..."

"If I tell you to get a tattoo that says "Property Of Princess", you'll do that for me too, right?"

OMG I was such a mess... I was so deep in subspace that I didn't know that the word "NO" was even a part the English language. And so I just kept agreeing to everything She said.

"That's My good girl! Keep going to the edge!"

"I'm there, Princess! I'm there!"

"OK baby... I want you to feel it! Cum for Me! Cum for Me now!"

I lost it... I freaking exploded, saw stars, a moan turned into screams, Princess was giggling, it lasted and lasted... I've never felt anything like it before. Princess is so awesome at this. Eventually, after what felt like at least a couple of minutes, it subsided enough for me to realize that Princess was asking me a question..

"How did that feel, honey? Did it feel good" ::giggles::"

I could barely form words at that point, but I think I was able to communicate to Her that yes, it did feel kinda good.

KINDA GOOD? WTF? It was fucking fantastic!

As I was recovering from all that, I became aware that Princess was giving me homework... I had to buy a few things that I was gonna be wearing to work soon. I'll tell you about those when the time comes.

She also told me that She was still keeping a tight rein on my cumming for now, but that I could cum one more time on Sunday (today), and then wait until She told me what was next. She hadn't decided yet if She was gonna allow me to free-range for awhile, but that it might just happen.

Then She reminded me that my time limit for the call was about up, and that I should go get myself composed so that I could go do what I had to do. She told me that She would be picking me out a few more things to buy, but would do that in the next day or two.

And so we said our goodnights, and the Stroke Princess was gone. I hated for the call to end, because honestly, I think this call was the best one ever, even though we had the little problem with the lock. And speaking of that lock, I would highly recommend any of you who are locked up in any way to put a little drop of oil inside the keyhole of your lock every once in awhile. You don't want to have the same thing happen to you that happened to me.

And Princess, thank You so much for the freaking unbelievably good call... thank You for the new collar... Thank You for the prezzies... thank You for letting me out... thank You for letting me mmmmmmm... and thank You for having me as Your pet.

I do SOOO wuvs my Princess Grace!

little bitchass

My Call With Princess Grace... Part 1... The Prezzies...

I was lucky enough to be able to get a call in with the Stroke Princess tonight, and boy was I ready for it! But before I tell you anything about the call, let me go back a day and give you some background.

Friday after work, after running the gauntlet of Houston wanna-be NASCAR drivers, I finally managed to arrive home without having the big vein in my forehead explode. I checked my mailbox, and sure enough, just as Princess had predicted, a big yellow envelope was peering out at me from the mailbox. Yessss! "The Package" had arrived!

I brought the package inside and took a quick look to make sure there was no damage. (Actually, I squeezed it and shook it trying to figure out what was inside.) I immediately cyphered that there was no lockbox or no ballet-shoes inside, judging by the size of the package and the absence of any boxlike or shoelike shapes inside the envelope. It didn't rattle or jingle when I shook it, and it didn't smell like perfume, so I gave up trying to figure out what was in it and set it down in the bedroom where I would be able to ignore it until I was able to schedule a call.

Yeah right! Ignore it! Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!

Because of some RealWorld restrictions and Princess Grace's busy schedule, I was pretty sure I was gonna have to wait until Sunday night, or possibly even next weekend before I could get a call in to Her. Super... a whole week of staring at the package. The next week part would've been a really hard wait, especially because of the extra long lockdown, and the Sunday night call would have to be really short. So, when I had an unexpected change in my plans for last night, I took a chance and called Princess and left a message asking if She might be able to fit me in. I didn't hear back, but She was probably out doing Princess appearances for her loyal subjects all day. So, I got myself ready anyway, knowing that if She could do it, Princess would just show up when the time came, if past experience means anything.

Just like clockwork, at my normal calling time, a message box from Ms Grace popped up, and She told me that She could do the call! I said that I couldn't do a really long call because I had to be done by a certain time, and so we didn't spend any time in the IM, but She told me to just go ahead and call Her now. So guess what I did? Yep, jemjem does not let the grass grow under her feet when she has a possible chance for a call with Princess, and maybe even a chance of getting out of the cage. And so I called Her, after first making sure that I had pretty much everything around me that She might ask me to get during the call.

Even after a year of being Her pet, the sound of Her voice when She says hello still thrills and excites me, (Princess says that I'm excitable...go figure...) and this time it was no different. We did some of our usual chit-chat, which mostly means girl-talk and LOTS of laughing, and then Princess said that since I didn't have as long as I usually did, we should get down to the business of the call, so that She could finish everything that She had planned for me.

"So, sweetie.... do you want to open your prezzies? ::giggles::"

"OMG.... You know it, Princess!"

"Open the envelope, but don't take anything out yet"

So I cut the top of the envelope and waited for Her next instruction.

"Feel around inside and find a folded up piece of paper. Take that out and set it aside. That will be a key"

I quickly found the folded paper, took it out and put it down on the desk in front of me, being careful that my shaking hand didn't launch the precious key halfway across the room and behind something where I couldn't get to it.

"OK Princess, it's out"

"Now honey, there are two things wrapped in gold gift paper... take out the smaller one and set it aside... it should feel a little heavy"

I found the one She was talking about, and as I took it out, I had the impression that it felt kinda like a small bag of sand. But I quickly put it aside and waited for my next move.

"Now, take out the last piece, and you can go ahead and open it up. It's just a little something that when I saw it, I thought it was cute and I had to get it for you. You'll see why in a minute. Happy Anniversary, baby!"

I unwrapped the wrapping paper and out popped the cutest little Beanie Baby in the form of a pink duck! LOL

"Read what it says on the tag and you'll see why I got that for you! ::giggles::"

I unfolded the pink heart-shaped tag, and read the verse what was printed inside..

"Diamonds, rubies, sapphires too

All valuable to me and you

But the most precious gem to me

Is having friends, don't you agree?"

And the name of the Beanie Baby?

"Gemma"

"Awwww... thank You so much, Princess!"

I thought that was such a sweet sentiment, and the fact that the name was so close got me a bit emotional too. These gestures by Princess Grace are so spontaneous and real, and I treasure every one of them, not so much because it's a material gift, but because it's something that She doesn't have to do but still does anyway, just because we're friends. It's a great comfort to know that She has these feelings for me, even though I'm not a prolific caller and She could easily find pets who can call much more frequently than I can. I'll just try to be a good pet in other ways for Her.

"OK sweetie, now get the other gift and open it"

I reached for the bag of sand wrapped in gold paper and carefully unwrapped it. Inside, was NOT a bag of sand at all! It was a length of silver chain! And underneath it lay a beautiful heart-shaped padlock! When I saw that the open lock had a piece of tape over the top to keep it from snapping closed, I suddenly realized why I didn't also see a key for it anywhere in the package.

"It's a new collar, honey... one that you're gonna lock on for Me... a permanent collar"

Princess knows me so well by now. She knows that She doesn't have to wait for me to say I'll do anything for Her. She knows that She only has to tell me to do something, and I'll do it and worry about the consequences only after I've done it. I'm a total impulsive submissive, and She knows it. We've had conversations about that before and luckily for me, She's the one who thinks about the consequences, and all I have to do is trust in Her that what She makes me do will not hurt me or my job. And I do just that. I trust Her completely. The only thing I have to worry about is when She starts feeling that feeling of intoxication from the power She has. When She's feeling that, we tend to go much farther out of my comfort zone than we normally would... It's exciting and I love it when She is feeling it that much, even if I end up getting something more permanent than I expected. With Princess, my limits get very blurred, but that's OK. She has a good feel for things that I really want to do, but may just be too scared to do. Does that make sense, Princess?

"Can I try the collar on for size, Princess? To see if it fits?"

"Of course you can, silly... what did you think I wanted you to do with it? ::giggles::"

"It fits perfectly, Princess... just the right length I think"

"Good! Then take the tape off of the lock, and be careful not to snap it closed too soon, since I have the key with Me. Then put the lock through the ends of the chain and once it's in place, I want to hear the lock snap closed. ::giggles::"

That's what I did. I made sure that the chain wasn't twisted, which surprised me since I was so excited, and normally don't realize I have something screwed up until after it's too late. But everything looked good, and so I held the phone up next to the lock and,

::SNICK::

"::giggles:: I heard it! Such a good girl!"

And then the reality set in. I now have a chain that I can't take off until Princess wants me to take it off. Of course I could always cut it with a pair of bolt-cutters, but I could never do that because it is a prezzie from Princess, and it symbolizes something very precious.

"Now sweetie... about that cage... do You want out of it?"

"OMG Princess... if You wanted me to stay in, You know I'd do it, but for me, I really REALLY think I need to get out of it for awhile"

"Well I think it's been too long already. How many days has it been?"

"78 days, Princess"

"Awwww... you know how I like round numbers... maybe we should just go to 80 days ::giggles::"

"Princess! Nooooooooooo... pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!"

::giggles::

"Take the key off of the piece of paper and put it in the lock"

This is where the Stroke Princess normally tortures me by making me look at the key in the lock and beg for Her to let me out, but this time, I think She needed to speed things up so She could do everything She wanted to do.

"I want you to just go ahead and unlock the lock and take everything off, cuff ring and all"

I fumbled with getting off the tape holding the key to the piece of paper, but finally managed it. I placed the key into the lock and turned it...

"Ummmm... Princess, are You sure You sent me the right key? This key won't open the lock."

"OH FUCK! You're kidding Me, right???

(To be continued in Part 2)

Go Vote! New Poll In Billybear's Blog!

OK, there's a new poll over at billybear's blog. The poll asks the answer to the all important question of "Who is Princess Grace's most devoted pet?"

I know who I voted for. As I see it, there is only one who has gone through so much pain and suffering for Princess... but you'll have to make up your own minds. Vote your conscience.

little bitchass

Well I Was Starting To Get A Little Worried...

Princess Grace's Cummie Game turned out to be much harder on me than I thought. Even though I finished the game on Friday night, I was still suffering the after effects over the whole weekend. The headaches and the spastic right arm got back to normal fairly quickly, but I was a lot more worried about the dry orgasms caused by the apparent work stoppage started by my now raisin-sized nutlets.

Well you'll be pleased to know, or at least I am pleased to know, that today my raisins took their first tentative steps back into my scrotum (Now there's a word that makes me giggle.. Wish I had thought of it to use as an answer in Princess' "Get to Know You" game).

They were looking around kinda nervously as they peered into the sack from the safety of my abdominal cavity. Then they bravely stuck their widdle toesies in to test the waters and eventually decided that their horrible torture must finally be over. They seem pretty happy to me, as the X-ray image below shows, even though they still have a lot of re-hydrating to do.

Well, I feel better now, how about you?

little bitchass

Another Late Tease Time Post...

I know, I know, I'm late again... It's not like I haven't been late before though, so give me a break. I've also been kinda preoccupied with making it through Princess Grace's Cummie Game alive and relatively sane. I'm gonna keep this post a little short because I'm still suffering through some of the aftereffects of "The Game".


Thursday night in the chatroom, Princess was in great spirits, and it showed! One of the main topics was the Harry Potter books, and I was surprised at the number of people in the room who seemed to know everything about the Harry Potter series. (Once again, jemmie was the odd girl out, just like with Battlestar Galactica, because I've never read any of the books or seen any of the movies.) After getting Herself all heated up by talking about the Harry Potter series for awhile, Princess eventually confessed to us all Her uncontrolled lust for Harry. I'm sure that when Princess goes on Her vacation in early August, someone is gonna pay dearly for all that pent-up passion. Not gonna mention any names here, TP......

Birthday greetings were sent out to Pothead, but nobody would spank him except for Princess, because nobody wanted to be buried headfirst in the cornfield. Pothead is nobody to mess with, I can tell you that from experience. I've been to the cornfield! I've seen it up close!

Princess was most definitely in a mood, and was tossing out teases in all directions like somebody on a parade float tossing candy to the kids along the curb. It was fortunate for me that I had asked in advance for permission to cum in the room as one of my sessions on my 6th day, because after Princess got Herself all worked up over Harry Potter, She decided to help me out by turning me into a puddle of goo. She began to tease me as only She can, and I was instantly motivated to begin another session for Her game right then and there.

While I was busy whackawhackawhacking, billybear tried his hardest to deflate me. The one image that almost did it was the picture in my mind of a chubby 3 foot tall bear, ripping open his shirt, buttons flying everywhere, and seeing a scaled down version of Superman's chest, except covered in blue fur. EWWWWWWWWWW!

Princess overcame that awful sight by weaving my favorite bondage fantasy tighter and tighter around me until I came in a couple of the largest puffs of dust I had seen since I started Her game. I'm joking around a little with the description of my orgasm here, but it was so cool of Princess to do that for me when I really did need it! Thank You so much, Princess, because You helped to motivate me more than You know that night!

An amazing thing about that tease was that it was SOOOOO good, that billybear and probably everyone else in the room was carried along with it even if bondage was not their primary fantasy! If you listened hard enough, you could almost hear the squishasquishasquisha of lube coming from most of the chatters who were in the room at the time. Princess is so awesome....

Well, that's all that comes to mind at the moment, but my brain is still kinda mooshy from having all of those orgasms in such a short time. I'm sorry if I left out anything that you were counting on reading about, but if I did, you can let me know and I'll go back and update this post.

Thank You again for the wonderful Tease Time, Princess, and I'll see all of you next time!

little bitchass

Day 7 Update... Princess Grace's Cummie Game...

I'm going to blog this early, while the feelings are still fresh in my mind, even though I know I still owe you a post on last night's Tease Time.

After how yesterday's play went, I began today knowing that I was really gonna have to pay attention to my scheduling, or I might not be able to finish the game today. I even considered starting with my first Day 7 session right after midnight, but I was so spent from just finishing Day 6 that I said the hell with it and went to bed a little early. I figured that I would at least get Session 1 under my belt before I went to work today. That didn't work out like I thought, as RealWorld changed my plans, and so I was not able to do Session 1 until 9AM this morning in the restroom at work.

I thought this would be a relatively easy day on the job and that I'd be able to easily keep to a structured schedule because my boss was going to be away all day. Well guess what? I thought wrong! He left me with a ton of stuff to get accomplished and I didn't see my game with Princess on his list anywhere. Well screw him... I just added that to his list. I'll tell you how backed up with work I was... I was in a short IM with Princess just before lunchtime, and had to keep diverting my attention back to the job, instead of devoting my full attention to my Mistress. I'm sorry about that, Princess, I think You know where my attention would much rather have been. I hate the thought of ever missing out on a chance at even a short IM with You!

The day went on, and I tried to sneak in a session every few hours, some a little sooner, some a little later. The more sessions I did, the less the equipment cooperated, and the longer each session took. Besides the absence of cum, it also started taking longer and longer to get erect, and by late afternoon I had even started developing a headache from the exertion. Eventually, quitting time arrived and I headed for home and into what I hoped was the home stretch for the game. I wanted sooooo badly to finish Princess' game TODAY, and NOT have to do this over again tomorrow. Other than the fact that I was still getting satisfaction from doing what Princess had required, I had gotten to the point, probably during yesterdays sessions, that I just wanted this thing to be over with. By about halfway through todays sessions, I was actually dreading the thought of having to go do another, but was not about to quit on my Princess.

I got home from work and continued the sessions, and my worsening headache and difficulty in getting a good erection made it really hard to concentrate. During the time I was having the most trouble, I even started telling myself to say "Fuck it!", and quit, but somehow, the thought of disappointing Princess Grace was not an option once I stopped and thought about it. I had one more session to go to complete the game, but my head was pounding by that point, and I decided to lay down and take a nap to see if it would help. I didn't even feel like eating any dinner. I know that was dumb, because I could've slept past midnight, and then I would've had to do 7 more sessions tomorrow. But I ended up waking up at around 11PM, leaving me an hour to get in the last session.

My head was still hurting, and so I popped a few Excedrins and while I waited for those to kick in, I fired off a quickie IM to Princess, telling Her that I had one more session to go. I wasn't really expecting a reply, because I knew She would probably be on Her date with a certain blue bear, but it helped me a little just to think that maybe She'd read it. I really needed something to push me at that point.

I had a half-hour left to get the session in, and the aspirins were dulling my headache, and so I decided to go for it. I glopped a lot of lube on, and got down to business. This was the toughest session of them all. I had a time constraint and the pressure was on. Just like earlier, I was having a lot of trouble getting the equipment started, and the headache was still a little bothersome because it kept taking my concentration away. The harder I worked, the harder it became to coordinate my right arm, and I think after this week, my right arm is gonna be about twice the size of my left.

There were quite a few times during this session that I almost gave up, I have to admit. It was extremely frustrating because things were not working, and the headache was starting to intrude again, but the aspirins kept it almost manageable. Each time I felt like I was gonna quit, I'd stop and think for a minute about how I would feel if I disappointed Princess Grace, and that would motivate me to keep pushing on.

And then I came....

OMG.... what an orgasm! It was dry like the others before it, but much more intense, probably because of the relief that the pressure was finally off and I had finished the task without having to repeat any days. I had just cum more in the last week than I had in the entire last year as Princess Grace's pet. When I was locked into Princess' little cage, I wanted so much to just get out and cum, and I think I told Princess I wanted to cum... not just one time and then get locked right back up again. She paid attention and gave me what I wanted... in spades! Just like in one of my favorite MP3s of Hers, the lesson learned was "Be careful what you wish for!"

I don't know that I'm ready to jump right back into Her cage or not, but that's Her decision. If that's what She wants, then that's what I'll do. I'll admit, a big part of me misses that. The important things for me are for Her to have fun and feed off of Her control of me, and that I always have something reminding me of Her control, whether it's another game, wearing the cage, wearing the collar, or something else that we haven't even explored yet. And yes, I want to cum again, just not for a couple of days at least.

As I write this post, I'm feeling a lot of different things. I feel really good, for one thing! I'm exhausted, but it's a GOOD exhausted. I'm feeling a deep satisfaction that I was able to complete Her game. I'm feeling relief that I don't have to do another session in another few hours, but also dreading the fact that I'm gonna start being aware that something is missing soon. The thing that will be missing is a physical reminder of Her control. I don't care what that will be, but I'm hoping that She won't leave me without it for too very long.

And so Princess Grace's Cummie Game is over for this pet. Princess, thank You for giving me this game to play, and I wuv You very much!

little bitchass


P.S. I'd really be interested to hear if anybody else might have played this game while I did. If any of you did, how did your experience differ from mine?

Day 6 Update... Princess Grace's Cummie Game...

Day 6 of Princess Grace's game is under my belt, but just barely. I was hoping to get 4 sessions in at work yesterday, but because i got really busy, only completed 3. So that left 3 to go after getting home. After I got home, I had to wait for someone to stop by the house to drop something off, and so it was a little after 7PM when I got in Session 4.

I made dinner and finished eating it just as Princess began Her Tease Time chat. I'll talk more about the chat in another post, but will tell you that Princess Grace is such a good Mistress, She helped Her pet out a TON by doing a tease on me in the room that involved my bondage fantasy, and jump-started me into going for Session 5 right in the room! If it was any other Tease Time, I would expect Her to tell me "Hands away!" before I could finish, but She was clearly doing this to help me in Her game, and so She let me cum as soon as I was ready! I do so wuvs my sweet Princess Grace!

That left one more session to go before midnight, and I was beginning to feel like I might not have it in me to get it done, but a quick little IM from Princess encouraged me, and after resting for about an hour, I was able to get the last session in. The hardware is cooperating less and less the more sessions I do, but with the help of some great lube and the awesome motivation of Princess, I got the job done, even if I was puffing out little dust clouds by the end of the night.

And so, there's one more day to go in this game, and I sure hope I have 7 more orgasms in me by midnight tonight. If I can finish, and complete the whole program as Princess originally planned it, I will have cum 28 times during this game. And for me at least, just like Princess told me more than once, it is NOT as easy as it sounds. Just like every other time that She's proven me wrong, now I'm beginning to believe Her when She said I'd be begging to go back in Her cage. Well, I haven't begged to do that yet, but I'm really looking forward to a night off from all the orgasms. I never thought I'd even think that, let alone say it publicly in this blog.

Whether I finish the game or not, and I'm not quitting until I simply can't go any longer, I've really gotten a lot of satisfaction from being under this different form of Princess Grace's control. When this game is over, I know that I'm gonna feel a void. There's been some talk about a new game that will start after this one, and I can't wait to hear what that one will be!

Well, that's it until the next update, and I hope I can give you good news then!

little bitchass

Day 5 Update... Princess Grace's Cummie Game...

Well readers, little bitchass almost blew it and had to repeat Day 5. I'll tell you why in a minute.

The sessions for this game are getting closer and closer together, and being at work for most of the day makes it a little tougher to schedule them! I'm not ready to admit defeat or anything, at least not yet, but Princess knew what She was talking about when She said it wasn't gonna be easy for me. Maybe it would be easier for others, but I'm starting to fray around the edges a little.

The day started out a bit off, because I got up late and had to wait until I got into work to do the first of the 5 sessions, instead of doing the first one at home. This doesn't sound like much, but the extra hour or two delay throws a monkeywrench into the whole plan because it compresses the rest of the sessions into a shorter time frame.

I'm not noticing the soreness anymore, either because I'm finally starting to stretch things out again or because I'm getting numb, not sure which. The lack of cum is starting to be a bit worrisome, because now I'm lucky if I see even a drop each time. After the first session of the day, forget it! But I guess I can look on the bright side of things and realize that I have no messy cleanup except to wipe off a little Eros lube. At any rate, I got in 3 sessions before going home.

I had my 4th session early in the evening, and then decided I'd eat dinner and watch a little TV before going for number 5. Big mistake! I should know better than to lie down on the bed to watch TV, because it was lights out for bitchass after about 5 minutes! I don't know what woke me up, but something did, and I saw that it was 11:30ish. I was still half asleep and just laid there for awhile, and all of a sudden I snapped to it and realized that if I didn't get busy, I was gonna have to repeat Day 5 the next day! I had to hustle butt to get the session done before midnight, but squeaked in just under the wire.

If you had told me on Day 1 that I would have to repeat Day 5, I would've just grinned and said "oh darn!" Now things are a little different. I was told this before we even started this game. One of these days I'm gonna get it through my head that Princess is always right. If You're reading this, Princess, I'm gonna enjoy a night off from cumming after this game is over.

Well, that's it for today, will report on Day 6 tomorrow! Still hanging in there with Ya Princess!

little bitchass

Day 4 Update... Princess Grace's Cummie Game...

Yesterday was Day 4 of the game, and the first little cracks have started to appear. My plan was to do the first session when I got out of bed, the second session during my lunch hour at work, and the third and fourth sessions after getting back home.

I ended up oversleeping a little and since I was running late, decided that I'd just do the first session as soon as I got to work. That ended up working out pretty well, and I got back on my planned schedule after that. Everything went as planned until it got close to session 4. I was busy working on something and before I knew it, it was almost time for Princess Grace's and Ms Kate's Midnight Madness chat. My dilemma was whether or not Princess would allow me to do my last session while the chat was going on, of if I should just hurry and squeeze it in before the chat started. With about 10 minutes left before chat, I sent an IM to Princess to ask what She wanted me to do. Luckily She replied...

"Go do it now!"

Drat! But OK...

I didn't waste any time, and got the final session done in time to get back into the chatroom just as the chat was starting. I was wishing I coulda waited, because Princess and Miss Kate started their own session with each other, and it was so yummy sounding that I was tempted to go for some extra credit. But I was good and stuck to the rules.

There were a few things I had noticed during the day's sessions that I should mention.

First, I'm getting a little sore. Not sore like getting raw from friction, but more like the feeling that my time in the cage had kept things from expanding, and now the big increase in erections might be causing things to stretch. But also, I forgot to take any lube to work with me, and so that didn't help matters either.

Second, my cummie factory seems to be planning a mutiny. The workers have cut back production, because after the first session of the day, they appear to have gone home early. Even though I have a great feeling orgasm, nothing but air comes out.

Third, I am really starting to notice a strange feeling that something is missing. I discussed this with Princess and we both feel like this is probably caused by cage withdrawal. I was so used to the feeling of the cage, and now there's nothing. The cage was not only a constant reminder that Princess owns the merchandise, but also a very strong symbol of Her control. I know in my mind that She has that control, but the cage had become a focusing point for that feeling. Every time I would see it or feel it, I thought about Princess, and that's not a bad thing at all, now is it?

Well, that's it for now.. about time for another session!

little bitchass

Miss Tara Hires A New Personal Assistant...

Last night I got a chance to talk with Miss Tara on the phone! Everybody knows what a good time I usually have with Her in the chatroom and playing in the blogs. We almost hooked up in a Two-Mistress call with Princess Grace on a couple of occasions, but everybody's schedules never meshed and it didn't happen. But that never stopped Her from spanking the hell out of me pretty much whenever She saw me.

During my last call with Princess, She thought I would enjoy playing with Miss Tara, and so She suggested that I give Her a call this week. Budget constraints kept the call from going as long as it might have otherwise, but it was still great to talk to Miss Tara in person after all this time, even if it was short. I was more than just a little bit nervous though, and I hope I didn't come across as too much of a dork. After last night, I can tell you all that Miss Tara is every bit as much fun in a call as She is in the chatroom!

After some preliminary chitchat, Miss Tara took me through a little fantasy that involved me applying for a position as Her "live-in" personal assistant. Of course, the job requirements were much different than I had originally imagined when I had first seen the ad in the Classifieds. The first requirement was, "No Male Clothing Allowed".

The job did not provide a salary, but instead I would be provided with anything that Miss Tara decided that I needed, whenever She thought that I needed it.

The dress code was not your "standard office attire", but more like for that for a French Maid as well as other wearing an assortment of other outfits that were designed to be just a tad humiliating. The job duties were not only "taking dicktation", but also cooking, cleaning, chauffering, shopping, and entertaining Her guests, usually while wearing some kind of skimpy outfit.

Her interview of me consisted mainly of making me strip and turn around slowly. She took careful note of my butt cheeks, which She inspected closer when She put me over Her knees and gave me a really good spanking just to see if my cheeks would get as pink as She liked.

I guess my cheeks were up to Her standards, because She told me I was hired, and then showed me my sleeping area, which was on a little pallet at the foot of Her bed. I was in the process of being told about my "start of day" duties, which consisted of getting up early to get Her morning coffee and breakfast and bring them to Her in bed, when our call time ran out.

Thank You for such an enjoyable call, Miss Tara, I had a great time, and thank You Princess Grace for sending me to Her to play in the first place!

little bitchass