Leave It To Jemmie...
...to miss her own birthday party. I'm not real happy about missing it, but it looks like everybody had fun at least, if you go by the Tease Time Report that ran in the Occasional Assassin today.
I would've loved to have been there, but I spent the last two nights trying to work on the phone with Comcast Tech Support to have them diagnose the problem that was keeping me from getting to the Internet. You know, it's like rolling the dice whenever you have to call these people. Sometimes you get a good tech, sometimes you get a lazy bastard who clearly doesn't want to be bothered to do anything beyond reading from their script. This is why I try to avoid having to talk to these people like I would try to avoid the plague.
I had already decided from doing my own troubleshooting that the problem was with the modem that I lease from Comcast. But I had to call Tech Support for two reasons. One was to find out if there was an outage in my area that might explain something, and the second is that I have to have a Tech authorize a modem exchange.
On Wednesday night, I talked to a script reader who had no interest at all in doing any troubleshooting, and I would have pressed her on it until she told me that there was in fact an outage in my area, and that it would be fixed by the next morning. I was a fool . I believed her.
The next morning before I left for work, I checked the connection but it was still out. I checked it again after getting home from work yesterday, and you guessed it, still no Internet. Back I go to the phone to call Tech Non-Support again. But first, I bypassed my router by hooking up directly from my network card to the modem and tried a few things... still nothing. If I hadn't done that, the tech would've claimed that the problem was with my router. So I called, hoping that the tech will magically reset everything, and I'll still be able to get online in time for Tease Time. Wishful thinking, I know. Stupid me.
This time the tech said there was no local outage, like I hadn't figured this out by now, but at least he was more willing to do something. I figured if nothing else we'll diagnose a bad modem and he'll authorize an exchange for me, even if it means I'll be offline for another night. But he made things interesting. He told me that since he could see my modem, the problem was obviously with my equipment. Now, I'm no expert on this but I had already had my computer talking to my router and my router was talking back, so I figured that I was prolly OK up to the router at least.
When I pointed that out to him, and told him that I could not see his gateway, he told me to wait a few minutes, and after having me release and renew the IP address and reboot a few times, he said he was thinking now that it was the modem. He wrote up an authorization for me to exchange the modem. Lovely.
Like I said, I'm no expert at this, and I have a nagging thought in the back of my head that maybe I missed something. Maybe I'll get the new modem and find out that I still can't get online. Or not.
If the modem fixes the problem, I'm gonna figure that if the first tech had been willing to check a little, I could've gotten the new modem after work on Thursday, and still had enough time to get things running. If this happens, then I'm blaming Comcast for making me miss my own damn birthday party.
If I find out that the problem lies elsewhere, I'll fess up and tell everybody what the actual problem turns out to be, whether it makes me look stupid or not. I'ts not like I haven't heard that before anyway.
See you all next time!
Princess, thanks for the Bitchin' Birthday Party, I just wish I coulda made it to it. Hopefully we'll be doing a call this weekend.
As always, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
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2008-07-18
2008-06-27
Well Let's See... Where Do I Start?
Before I start my report on last night's Tease Time chat, I wanted to tell you that I actually had a pretty good reason this time for not updating my blog in the past week. I live down here on the Gulf Coast of Texas, and for the past couple of weeks, the afternoon temperatures have been hanging in the mid to upper 90s, and since I'm close to the Gulf of Mexico, the humidity here will just beat the living crap out of you. I have been able to live with that in the past, as long as I could come inside and soak up some air conditioning when I needed it.
This is where the problems of the last week come in...
I had been noticing that my AC blower was starting to run more and more constantly, and it just wasn't keeping the place as cool as it should. Then, by last weekend, the blower would just never shut off. So, since I was not born into the Rockefeller family, I tried to diagnose and fix the fan problem on my own. I was spending a lot of time up in the attic in the evenings after work, and if you've ever been in a Houston attic in the summertime, you'll know how much fun that is. One thing it's good for is losing weight, but to be honest, the misery is just not worth it.
The good news is that I figured out what part was broken, but the bad news is that after looking at what was gonna be required to replace it, I decided to call in the experts. I am now the proud owner of a new furnace/AC unit, and quite a bit lighter in the purse. So besides being exhaused from sweating my ass off in the attic, committing to pay out 4 grand didn't leave me in much of a mood to write anything funny.
Explanation and rant over...
A couple of nights of cool air works wonders on your ambition level, and so I thought I'd write a little about the latest Tease Time. As you may or may not know, the Stroke Princess did not make last week's Tease Time because of some nasty computer gremlins. She made it in last night though, much to the delight of a roomful of needy-wanty chatters.
Princess filled us all in on a toy She is considering as Her new favorite. Before you get excited and fall over and die because you think She is abandoning the Aneros, breathe easier. The new toy is another type of Aneros, called the Aneros Progasm, and it's bigger and looks more like a cock than the original Aneros. I think Her next step will be to find some "volunteers" to try the thing out for Her.
Speaking of volunteers, I seem to have a lot of people who are trying to help me out by reminding Princess that I am presently not locked up, and they seem to think that it would be much better for me if I was. To my ever so helpful friends, I have one thing to say to you... STOP FUCKING HELPING ME! Princess took notice and mentioned that since I've been unlocked and cumming 3 times a week for a while now, that it might just be time to get back into the cage.
She also informed the chatrom that She is taking dance lessons. From what I gather, She's going to learn pole dancing, lap dancing, and strip dancing. It's just one more way for Her to drive us all nuts and send us to Wantland.
Bankyboo was in the room, and Princess Grace revealed plans to have him call one of the newer LDW Ladies, Empress Jill, and have him try to convince her that he is a real manly man. So far, his track record with convincing other Mistresses has not been so good, so we'll just have to wait and see how this goes. I hope Empress Jill has a good sense of humor.
Someone started talking in GeekSpeak, and Princess started getting hugely turned on by this. As you know, Princess adores geeks, and it's well known that She gets all hot and bothered by geeks and comic books, and has been known to cum spontaneously at the mention of Battlestar Gallactica. I tried getting her to cum by chanting BSG BSG BSG BSG, and I think it got Her really close, but I wasn't able to hear the telltale hiccup to confirm it.
Princess ended up the evening by teasing everyone with hot descriptions of Catwoman and Wonder Woman. I was OK until She started talking about licking in between the ass cheeks of Catwoman's leather outfit, after she got them all sweaty from climbing all over the place and whipping Batman into submission. I'l admit that I was wishing that Thursday nights were my cumming nights, but they aren't, and so I stayed frustrated.
The Stroke Princess was having so much fun teasing us to distraction, that She ended up distracting Herself and letting Tease Time run 15 minutes longer than the usual hour.
One last point, after Princess left the chat, I noticed that I seemed to have a lot of people asking me questions about cock cages and buttplugs. What's up with that? How am I supposed to know? Does everybody think I'm an expert on these things? Well OK, maybe I know a couple of things.... but geesh...
That's it for today, everybody, I'll see you all next time.
Princess Grace, as always, I'm so damn happy to be Yours and Your bitchass wuvs You to death!
little bitchass
Oh, there was one other thing I meant to mention... Princess told us in chat that She's getting a yummy new pair of boots, but I'll just let Her tell you all about those when She's ready.
Before I start my report on last night's Tease Time chat, I wanted to tell you that I actually had a pretty good reason this time for not updating my blog in the past week. I live down here on the Gulf Coast of Texas, and for the past couple of weeks, the afternoon temperatures have been hanging in the mid to upper 90s, and since I'm close to the Gulf of Mexico, the humidity here will just beat the living crap out of you. I have been able to live with that in the past, as long as I could come inside and soak up some air conditioning when I needed it.
This is where the problems of the last week come in...
I had been noticing that my AC blower was starting to run more and more constantly, and it just wasn't keeping the place as cool as it should. Then, by last weekend, the blower would just never shut off. So, since I was not born into the Rockefeller family, I tried to diagnose and fix the fan problem on my own. I was spending a lot of time up in the attic in the evenings after work, and if you've ever been in a Houston attic in the summertime, you'll know how much fun that is. One thing it's good for is losing weight, but to be honest, the misery is just not worth it.
The good news is that I figured out what part was broken, but the bad news is that after looking at what was gonna be required to replace it, I decided to call in the experts. I am now the proud owner of a new furnace/AC unit, and quite a bit lighter in the purse. So besides being exhaused from sweating my ass off in the attic, committing to pay out 4 grand didn't leave me in much of a mood to write anything funny.
Explanation and rant over...
A couple of nights of cool air works wonders on your ambition level, and so I thought I'd write a little about the latest Tease Time. As you may or may not know, the Stroke Princess did not make last week's Tease Time because of some nasty computer gremlins. She made it in last night though, much to the delight of a roomful of needy-wanty chatters.
Princess filled us all in on a toy She is considering as Her new favorite. Before you get excited and fall over and die because you think She is abandoning the Aneros, breathe easier. The new toy is another type of Aneros, called the Aneros Progasm, and it's bigger and looks more like a cock than the original Aneros. I think Her next step will be to find some "volunteers" to try the thing out for Her.
Speaking of volunteers, I seem to have a lot of people who are trying to help me out by reminding Princess that I am presently not locked up, and they seem to think that it would be much better for me if I was. To my ever so helpful friends, I have one thing to say to you... STOP FUCKING HELPING ME! Princess took notice and mentioned that since I've been unlocked and cumming 3 times a week for a while now, that it might just be time to get back into the cage.
She also informed the chatrom that She is taking dance lessons. From what I gather, She's going to learn pole dancing, lap dancing, and strip dancing. It's just one more way for Her to drive us all nuts and send us to Wantland.
Bankyboo was in the room, and Princess Grace revealed plans to have him call one of the newer LDW Ladies, Empress Jill, and have him try to convince her that he is a real manly man. So far, his track record with convincing other Mistresses has not been so good, so we'll just have to wait and see how this goes. I hope Empress Jill has a good sense of humor.
Someone started talking in GeekSpeak, and Princess started getting hugely turned on by this. As you know, Princess adores geeks, and it's well known that She gets all hot and bothered by geeks and comic books, and has been known to cum spontaneously at the mention of Battlestar Gallactica. I tried getting her to cum by chanting BSG BSG BSG BSG, and I think it got Her really close, but I wasn't able to hear the telltale hiccup to confirm it.
Princess ended up the evening by teasing everyone with hot descriptions of Catwoman and Wonder Woman. I was OK until She started talking about licking in between the ass cheeks of Catwoman's leather outfit, after she got them all sweaty from climbing all over the place and whipping Batman into submission. I'l admit that I was wishing that Thursday nights were my cumming nights, but they aren't, and so I stayed frustrated.
The Stroke Princess was having so much fun teasing us to distraction, that She ended up distracting Herself and letting Tease Time run 15 minutes longer than the usual hour.
One last point, after Princess left the chat, I noticed that I seemed to have a lot of people asking me questions about cock cages and buttplugs. What's up with that? How am I supposed to know? Does everybody think I'm an expert on these things? Well OK, maybe I know a couple of things.... but geesh...
That's it for today, everybody, I'll see you all next time.
Princess Grace, as always, I'm so damn happy to be Yours and Your bitchass wuvs You to death!
little bitchass
Oh, there was one other thing I meant to mention... Princess told us in chat that She's getting a yummy new pair of boots, but I'll just let Her tell you all about those when She's ready.
2008-06-09
Just Wanted To Let My Readers Know...
There will be no more blogposts in this blog until somebody gets me and what's left of my car down off of this stupid tower.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, too bad, I'm not in the mood to talk about it. You can read about it here if you want... or not... either way, I just don't give a shit...
little bitchass
There will be no more blogposts in this blog until somebody gets me and what's left of my car down off of this stupid tower.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, too bad, I'm not in the mood to talk about it. You can read about it here if you want... or not... either way, I just don't give a shit...
little bitchass
2008-06-06
Tease Time and I Was Wrong.. It IS As Dire As I Thought...
Last night's Tease Time started out like most others. The Stroke Princess arrived and everyone else in the room instantly got needy and wanty... including me... Of course, I had good reason to be... I don't do my walkies on Thursday, so I had not cum in over a day! I don't know what anybody else was needy and wanty about.
Talking about my walkies is a good lead-in to my next topic, which is, as usual, MsGrace. Princess has embarked on a workout program, and claims it's making Her feel really good. That's great news! When Princess feels good, the rest of us feel good. When Princess doesn't feel good, She occupies Her time by looking at Her massive keyring full of keys, and starts thinking about who's locked up and who's not. That's when She usually looks in Pantysue's direction.
Princess is also replacing all of Her food and drinks with bottled water. Now, I know from being on Princess' water program, that drinking a lot of water means a lot of extra trips to the bathroom, and She only has me drinking 5 glasses a day. With as much water that Princess says She's drinking, She must practically live in Her bathroom. Wonder if She has been taking Her calls from in there? I'll have to listen carefully on my next call and see if I can hear that rich reverb that makes everybody sound so good when they sing in the shower.
One mystery that I have to try and figure out was why Princess is acquiring a collection of umbrellas from Banky. Either She is expecting one heck of a lot of rain, or there is a new umbrella perversion starting up that I've never heard about. I'll have to ask Lucky about this because he knows a lot about obscure sexual perversions.
This brings us around to the reason for the title to this post. In my last post, I said I was having an attack of conscience about the way I had been treating the Incredible Half-pint. Well, I was wrong. BillyHulk came into the chatroom late, and proceeded to threaten and terrorize everyone. Well, at least he threatened me plenty of times last night. He might be tiny, but there's just no excuse for picking people up, throwing them around, and generally acting like an asshat, so I'm not gonna feel sorry for that diminutive dork anymore. Funny though, I noticed that he didn't try to pick up Princess and throw Her. I wonder why that was?
There was another chatter in the room last night who was fairly close to the same size as Shrinking Violet, and so billyHulk naturally gravitated over to our multi-legged friend, Tonydshrimp. Shrimpy is normally very mildmannered and polite, but billyHulk is obviously a bad influence on him. Maybe once billyHulk shrinks enough so that he's smaller than Shrimpy, then he won't hold as much sway over the Noble Shrimp.
As it was, billyHulk coerced Shrimpy to start climbing up Princess like She was Mount Grace or something. At one point, Little Green sunk a piton into my leg, so he could get a headstart on Shrimpy with his climb. Have you ever had somebody jab a sharp steel piton deep into your thigh? Well, let me tell you it hurts! And you wonder why I'm not feeling so compassionate after last night?
Well, the climb continued, with both the tiny crustacean and the language challenged mutant exploring the various hills and caves that they encountered along the way. Of course, Princess turned the climb into one of Her patented teases and before long everyone else in the room started to climb onto Her too. This got Princess a bit irritated, and so She cranked Her sex swing up close to the ceiling and only the two teenie-weenies were allowed to hang on. Eventually though, I think Princess started to get annoyed by the constant threats and mouthing off by billyHulk, and when an opportunity presented itself, Princess acted on it.
That opportunity arrived in the form of a new blogger, Betty Ross. For some unexplained reason, Betty has some kind of a warped attraction to billyHulk, and wants to hug and kiss him a lot.
Eeeeiiiiuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Anyway, as soon as Betty got inside the door, Princess grabbed the little green turd by the ear and tossed him right at Betty. Betty made a very impressive backhanded stab and snagged billyHulk on the first bounce. Little hulkiewulkie is pretty much socially challenged, so instead of complimenting Betty on her nice catch, he instead reacted to her gesture by trying to stick one of his pitons into her forehead.
While all this was going on, Princess horrified Shrimpy by informing him that She had eaten a bunch of his brothers and sisters earlier that day for lunch. Even though he was stunned by Her revelation, I noticed that he didn't try to get down from his perch on top of one of Her Twin Peaks. I guess Shrimpy must have lots of unnecessary relatives. and can spare a few here and there.
And on that note, that's my report on this week's Tease Time. Be sure to visit next week's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess next Thursday night in the Kink Chatroom at 10 Eastern.
And as always Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You! Oh! Guess what???
little bitchass
Last night's Tease Time started out like most others. The Stroke Princess arrived and everyone else in the room instantly got needy and wanty... including me... Of course, I had good reason to be... I don't do my walkies on Thursday, so I had not cum in over a day! I don't know what anybody else was needy and wanty about.
Talking about my walkies is a good lead-in to my next topic, which is, as usual, MsGrace. Princess has embarked on a workout program, and claims it's making Her feel really good. That's great news! When Princess feels good, the rest of us feel good. When Princess doesn't feel good, She occupies Her time by looking at Her massive keyring full of keys, and starts thinking about who's locked up and who's not. That's when She usually looks in Pantysue's direction.
Princess is also replacing all of Her food and drinks with bottled water. Now, I know from being on Princess' water program, that drinking a lot of water means a lot of extra trips to the bathroom, and She only has me drinking 5 glasses a day. With as much water that Princess says She's drinking, She must practically live in Her bathroom. Wonder if She has been taking Her calls from in there? I'll have to listen carefully on my next call and see if I can hear that rich reverb that makes everybody sound so good when they sing in the shower.
One mystery that I have to try and figure out was why Princess is acquiring a collection of umbrellas from Banky. Either She is expecting one heck of a lot of rain, or there is a new umbrella perversion starting up that I've never heard about. I'll have to ask Lucky about this because he knows a lot about obscure sexual perversions.
This brings us around to the reason for the title to this post. In my last post, I said I was having an attack of conscience about the way I had been treating the Incredible Half-pint. Well, I was wrong. BillyHulk came into the chatroom late, and proceeded to threaten and terrorize everyone. Well, at least he threatened me plenty of times last night. He might be tiny, but there's just no excuse for picking people up, throwing them around, and generally acting like an asshat, so I'm not gonna feel sorry for that diminutive dork anymore. Funny though, I noticed that he didn't try to pick up Princess and throw Her. I wonder why that was?
There was another chatter in the room last night who was fairly close to the same size as Shrinking Violet, and so billyHulk naturally gravitated over to our multi-legged friend, Tonydshrimp. Shrimpy is normally very mildmannered and polite, but billyHulk is obviously a bad influence on him. Maybe once billyHulk shrinks enough so that he's smaller than Shrimpy, then he won't hold as much sway over the Noble Shrimp.
As it was, billyHulk coerced Shrimpy to start climbing up Princess like She was Mount Grace or something. At one point, Little Green sunk a piton into my leg, so he could get a headstart on Shrimpy with his climb. Have you ever had somebody jab a sharp steel piton deep into your thigh? Well, let me tell you it hurts! And you wonder why I'm not feeling so compassionate after last night?
Well, the climb continued, with both the tiny crustacean and the language challenged mutant exploring the various hills and caves that they encountered along the way. Of course, Princess turned the climb into one of Her patented teases and before long everyone else in the room started to climb onto Her too. This got Princess a bit irritated, and so She cranked Her sex swing up close to the ceiling and only the two teenie-weenies were allowed to hang on. Eventually though, I think Princess started to get annoyed by the constant threats and mouthing off by billyHulk, and when an opportunity presented itself, Princess acted on it.
That opportunity arrived in the form of a new blogger, Betty Ross. For some unexplained reason, Betty has some kind of a warped attraction to billyHulk, and wants to hug and kiss him a lot.
Eeeeiiiiuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Anyway, as soon as Betty got inside the door, Princess grabbed the little green turd by the ear and tossed him right at Betty. Betty made a very impressive backhanded stab and snagged billyHulk on the first bounce. Little hulkiewulkie is pretty much socially challenged, so instead of complimenting Betty on her nice catch, he instead reacted to her gesture by trying to stick one of his pitons into her forehead.
While all this was going on, Princess horrified Shrimpy by informing him that She had eaten a bunch of his brothers and sisters earlier that day for lunch. Even though he was stunned by Her revelation, I noticed that he didn't try to get down from his perch on top of one of Her Twin Peaks. I guess Shrimpy must have lots of unnecessary relatives. and can spare a few here and there.
And on that note, that's my report on this week's Tease Time. Be sure to visit next week's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess next Thursday night in the Kink Chatroom at 10 Eastern.
And as always Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You! Oh! Guess what???
little bitchass
2008-05-23
Thought I Should Phone In Another Tease Time Review For Lucky...
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OK, I'm not gonna be able to call in a review of last week's Tease Time with Ms Grace, so I guess I'll actually have to type this. Calling them in is much easier for a lazy bum like me, especially since I haven't had time to sit down and write one so far this week. But since I don't want to let Princess or Lucky down, I'll try to touch on what I remember of the chat that night. (I would say I don't want to let BillyBear down too, but I can't because my slander lawsuit against his blog is pending, and my lawyers have advised against mentioning his name)
We had a nice little gathering of chatters in the Kink Chatroom that night, but by now, I forget almost everything about how many were there, who was there, or what was said. I do remember a few things about that night's chat, but I'm afraid this post is gonna be a little thin.
This much I can tell you. Princess Grace was there. So it was good! That's all you need to know. She had not made any new MP3s that day, because She had been way too busy making all of Her Princessy appearances for Her subjects, and taking care of all the other things that Princesses normally take care of.
As much as I like hearing the new MP3s, if Princess does not have new MP3s for Tease Time, I have just as much fun. It just means more chatting time with Her.
It was nice to see our old friend Canadian Guy make the trek all the way down from his igloo on the Frozen Tundra to attend Princess' chat. I had forgotten how much this guy makes me laugh. I wish I could remember some of his jokes from that night, because he really comes up with some funny shit! I'm hoping that the ice floes will stay melted until fall, and he will be around to come in every week and bring his penguins with him. Oh, and he always has lots of beer with him too. He's very easy to distract and we can steal his beer if we work things right.
At one point, BillyBear made a challenge to Princess that he was a better tonguer than She was. Silly bear! Princess picked up that gauntlet, bitchslapped him with it, and proceeded to prove to him who was the Tease there and who wasn't. I was getting pretty worked up listening to Her side of it as she worked him over, but I was almost throwing up in my mouth a little whenever I thought of his blue, bear tongue inside Her lovely mouth. Thankfully, She proved him wrong well before I had to run and get a bucket.
The low point of the night was the appearance of a repeater who went by the name of Pantyhose. At least that's what he called himself on Thursday. No matter what name he comes in under, he always does the same routine every time he comes in. He pays no attention to where Princess Grace is going with Her chat, and instead, tries to force his boring and repetitive agenda onto everyone. Yes, we know you wax your legs and your sister kicked you in the nuts. I suppose he thinks everybody is as stupid as he is and doesn't see through him. I wish his sister would finally kick him in the nuts so hard that he won't have to ask people to castrate him anymore.
Well, that's all for today. I have to leave soon so I can do my walkies for the Stroke Princess when I get home, which also means that I will be able to cum tonight.
Sorry for the abbreviated version. Hopefully, things will be a lot less busy this week and I'll be able to get the next Tease Time Review in by the deadline.
See you all next time! And as always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
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OK, I'm not gonna be able to call in a review of last week's Tease Time with Ms Grace, so I guess I'll actually have to type this. Calling them in is much easier for a lazy bum like me, especially since I haven't had time to sit down and write one so far this week. But since I don't want to let Princess or Lucky down, I'll try to touch on what I remember of the chat that night. (I would say I don't want to let BillyBear down too, but I can't because my slander lawsuit against his blog is pending, and my lawyers have advised against mentioning his name)
We had a nice little gathering of chatters in the Kink Chatroom that night, but by now, I forget almost everything about how many were there, who was there, or what was said. I do remember a few things about that night's chat, but I'm afraid this post is gonna be a little thin.
This much I can tell you. Princess Grace was there. So it was good! That's all you need to know. She had not made any new MP3s that day, because She had been way too busy making all of Her Princessy appearances for Her subjects, and taking care of all the other things that Princesses normally take care of.
As much as I like hearing the new MP3s, if Princess does not have new MP3s for Tease Time, I have just as much fun. It just means more chatting time with Her.
It was nice to see our old friend Canadian Guy make the trek all the way down from his igloo on the Frozen Tundra to attend Princess' chat. I had forgotten how much this guy makes me laugh. I wish I could remember some of his jokes from that night, because he really comes up with some funny shit! I'm hoping that the ice floes will stay melted until fall, and he will be around to come in every week and bring his penguins with him. Oh, and he always has lots of beer with him too. He's very easy to distract and we can steal his beer if we work things right.
At one point, BillyBear made a challenge to Princess that he was a better tonguer than She was. Silly bear! Princess picked up that gauntlet, bitchslapped him with it, and proceeded to prove to him who was the Tease there and who wasn't. I was getting pretty worked up listening to Her side of it as she worked him over, but I was almost throwing up in my mouth a little whenever I thought of his blue, bear tongue inside Her lovely mouth. Thankfully, She proved him wrong well before I had to run and get a bucket.
The low point of the night was the appearance of a repeater who went by the name of Pantyhose. At least that's what he called himself on Thursday. No matter what name he comes in under, he always does the same routine every time he comes in. He pays no attention to where Princess Grace is going with Her chat, and instead, tries to force his boring and repetitive agenda onto everyone. Yes, we know you wax your legs and your sister kicked you in the nuts. I suppose he thinks everybody is as stupid as he is and doesn't see through him. I wish his sister would finally kick him in the nuts so hard that he won't have to ask people to castrate him anymore.
Well, that's all for today. I have to leave soon so I can do my walkies for the Stroke Princess when I get home, which also means that I will be able to cum tonight.
Sorry for the abbreviated version. Hopefully, things will be a lot less busy this week and I'll be able to get the next Tease Time Review in by the deadline.
See you all next time! And as always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
2008-05-19
This Just In! Blogging vs. Sleep! Sleep Wins!
I had every intention of writing a full report of what happened at Thursday night's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess on Saturday, even though it was gonna be a few days late. Unfortunately, my accumulated lack of sleep chose this weekend to catch up with me. I badly overslept on Saturday morning, which meant that I had to cram a lot of RealWorld tasks into the afternoon and evening. After I ate dinner, I fell asleep again on the couch, and when I woke up sometime during the night, I set my alarm for early Sunday, figuring I'd write the blog over coffee.
Guess what???
When the alarm went off, I evidently slammed the snooze button too hard and the alarm never made a sound after that. I woke up around lunchtime and still had a full days tasks ahead of me. Needless to say, no blogging got done on Sunday either.
So, I'll just give you a quick recap of the big news and send you over to The Occasional Assassin for their version of what happened.
Big news was that Princess Grace not only made a new MP3 to tease us with, She made FIVE of them! I'll link them for you so that you can enjoy them RIGHT NOW!
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/acheforPrincessGrace.mpg
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Neverthoughtyouwould.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Mysissybaby.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/bondagesissy.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/strokerboyshow.mp3
I'm running out of time on my lunchbreak, so instead of me telling you what they are all about, how about if you listen for yourself? I'll tell you this, and this will come as a big shock to most of you, but my favorite was the bondage sissy MP3. Go figure!
There's one last point I want to make about Thursday's Tease Time. There comes a time when teasing a Mistress goes over the line and becomes disrespectful, even if the person doing the teasing might not have meant it that way. There are certain areas that are off-limits to ANY woman, and even more so to MsGrace, who deserves so much better. I would advise thinking a little more before you say something that you might regret later.
That said, it's time for me to go back to work, so go read Princess Grace's blog, go read The Assassin, and I'll see you all at the next blog entry!
As always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
I had every intention of writing a full report of what happened at Thursday night's Tease Time with the Stroke Princess on Saturday, even though it was gonna be a few days late. Unfortunately, my accumulated lack of sleep chose this weekend to catch up with me. I badly overslept on Saturday morning, which meant that I had to cram a lot of RealWorld tasks into the afternoon and evening. After I ate dinner, I fell asleep again on the couch, and when I woke up sometime during the night, I set my alarm for early Sunday, figuring I'd write the blog over coffee.
Guess what???
When the alarm went off, I evidently slammed the snooze button too hard and the alarm never made a sound after that. I woke up around lunchtime and still had a full days tasks ahead of me. Needless to say, no blogging got done on Sunday either.
So, I'll just give you a quick recap of the big news and send you over to The Occasional Assassin for their version of what happened.
Big news was that Princess Grace not only made a new MP3 to tease us with, She made FIVE of them! I'll link them for you so that you can enjoy them RIGHT NOW!
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/acheforPrincessGrace.mpg
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Neverthoughtyouwould.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/Mysissybaby.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/bondagesissy.mp3
http://www.princessgracesplayground.com/strokerboyshow.mp3
I'm running out of time on my lunchbreak, so instead of me telling you what they are all about, how about if you listen for yourself? I'll tell you this, and this will come as a big shock to most of you, but my favorite was the bondage sissy MP3. Go figure!
There's one last point I want to make about Thursday's Tease Time. There comes a time when teasing a Mistress goes over the line and becomes disrespectful, even if the person doing the teasing might not have meant it that way. There are certain areas that are off-limits to ANY woman, and even more so to MsGrace, who deserves so much better. I would advise thinking a little more before you say something that you might regret later.
That said, it's time for me to go back to work, so go read Princess Grace's blog, go read The Assassin, and I'll see you all at the next blog entry!
As always, Princess, Your bitchass wuvs You!
little bitchass
2008-03-21
Last Night On Talkshoe! The Review!
I was planning on writing a review of Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show on Talkshoe. Well, my plans got changed. Despite all my hyping of the show in this blog yesterday, there ended up being NO Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show last night. Because of that, this will be a short post.
The short explanation is that the Talkshoe software would not let Princess Grace into Her own program! I don't know exactly what She was experiencing, but I know She tried for about a half hour, even trying different browsers, but She remained locked out, before eventually giving up and aborting the show. After the abort, we all went to the Community Kink Chatroom and finished out the hour by text chatting.
As I wrote in yesterday's post, there were some indications that there were problems with Talkshoe during the day, but silly me expected that maybe they might have them resolved by showtime. That obviously didn't happen.
I think the people who are developing the Talkshoe software must have rushed it out and are skipping any official beta testing, and just letting the users find the bugs in the released version as they go along. This piece of shit software is a DOG, folks. Not only does the chatroom format suck, every stinkin' week there have been major problems with freeze ups in the room, people being booted if they don't type anything for more than just a few minutes, and now, worst of all, the Hostess of the show is not even able to access Her own damn show! Note to the developers of this travesty: Have you people ever even written software applications before? I'm just curious. You morons should be ashamed! I was joking yesterday about a 5th grade computer science class writing this crap, but now I'm not so sure it wasn't the 3rd grade class.
If the bigwigs in charge ever want to sell this software commercially, they'd better think about making some major changes, because this ain't working! IDIOTS!
If it doesn't get any fucking better soon, if a vote is taken, my vote would be for Princess to either go back to Her original Tease Time chatroom format, or maybe do a combination Chatroom/Cockradio show. I was really hoping that this was gonna work out so we could all hear Her and possibly do some calling in to the show. Matter of fact, I had finally got off the fence and decided that I was gonna call in last night. Talk about disappointed!
I felt so bad for Princess Grace last night. She was doing everything that She could to get the show going, but it ended up being a huge waste of time on Her part. Thanks for hanging in there as long as You did, Princess. We all really appreciated Your efforts.
Sorry for the vent, Princess, this is no reflection on You. If anything, it will save You from having to vent about it.
Your bitchass wuvs You!
That's all I've got.
little bitchass
I was planning on writing a review of Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show on Talkshoe. Well, my plans got changed. Despite all my hyping of the show in this blog yesterday, there ended up being NO Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show last night. Because of that, this will be a short post.
The short explanation is that the Talkshoe software would not let Princess Grace into Her own program! I don't know exactly what She was experiencing, but I know She tried for about a half hour, even trying different browsers, but She remained locked out, before eventually giving up and aborting the show. After the abort, we all went to the Community Kink Chatroom and finished out the hour by text chatting.
As I wrote in yesterday's post, there were some indications that there were problems with Talkshoe during the day, but silly me expected that maybe they might have them resolved by showtime. That obviously didn't happen.
I think the people who are developing the Talkshoe software must have rushed it out and are skipping any official beta testing, and just letting the users find the bugs in the released version as they go along. This piece of shit software is a DOG, folks. Not only does the chatroom format suck, every stinkin' week there have been major problems with freeze ups in the room, people being booted if they don't type anything for more than just a few minutes, and now, worst of all, the Hostess of the show is not even able to access Her own damn show! Note to the developers of this travesty: Have you people ever even written software applications before? I'm just curious. You morons should be ashamed! I was joking yesterday about a 5th grade computer science class writing this crap, but now I'm not so sure it wasn't the 3rd grade class.
If the bigwigs in charge ever want to sell this software commercially, they'd better think about making some major changes, because this ain't working! IDIOTS!
If it doesn't get any fucking better soon, if a vote is taken, my vote would be for Princess to either go back to Her original Tease Time chatroom format, or maybe do a combination Chatroom/Cockradio show. I was really hoping that this was gonna work out so we could all hear Her and possibly do some calling in to the show. Matter of fact, I had finally got off the fence and decided that I was gonna call in last night. Talk about disappointed!
I felt so bad for Princess Grace last night. She was doing everything that She could to get the show going, but it ended up being a huge waste of time on Her part. Thanks for hanging in there as long as You did, Princess. We all really appreciated Your efforts.
Sorry for the vent, Princess, this is no reflection on You. If anything, it will save You from having to vent about it.
Your bitchass wuvs You!
That's all I've got.
little bitchass
2008-03-14
Provocatalk On Talkshoe, Episode 2
After a one week hiatus from Tease Time, the Stroke Princess returned to Talkshoe last night for Episode 2 of Her wildly popular program. Only thing is, it doesn't seem to be called Tease Time any more. Now it's Provocatalk. Welcome back Princess! Thanks for the heads-up on that name change!
::giggles::
I've gotta say, for it only being Her second show ever, and having to deal with distracting software difficulties most of the night, Ms Grace did another wonderful job, and She sounds as good or better than She ever has!
I have a couple of little vents to make first, however...
Whoever came up with the idea for how the chat window in Talkshoe Pro would be formatted has either never been in a chatroom in his life, or else just has his head stuck in his ass all the way up to his shoulders. It's a freakin' unbelievable pain in the ass to try and keep track of the conversation in this format, especially if there are more than about ten chatters in the room at the same time and trying to talk. I hope you're listening... What the fuck were you thinking, YOU STUPID MORON???
Even BillyBear, who constantly brags about his dumb old MAC, was getting frustrated beyond belief. I was in an IM with him at one point during the show, and BillyBear commented that the Talkshoe Pro software was the only software to ever freeze up his MAC. I would normally have busted a gut laughing at him for that, but I felt kinda sorry for the chubby little blue critter, and so I kept my mouth shut.
I'm just hoping there's gonna be some bug fixing done on the Pro software before too very long.
We also had a couple of new chatters in the room who clearly must not have been able to hear what Ms Grace was talking about, because they insisted in trying to ram through their own agendas, which had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic Princess was talking about. Please people, when you come into the chatroom, listen first and pick up on the topic before you go spouting off about your upcoming makeovers or whether or not Princess wants to fuck you in the ass through your pantyhose. And if you do decide to bring up a change of subject, if your suggestion gets ignored, don't try to keep pushing it through over and over. There's prolly a very good reason why it got ignored in the first place! Geeesh!
Now that the venting is out of the way, I'll tell you a few more things, and then show you how you can go and listen to the replay for yourself.
Princess had a very special guest call in to the show, the lovely and talented Domina Amanda. It was a pleasure listening to these two awesome Mistresses going back and forth, sharing experiences and techniques, and the conversation was downright erotic and uhhh.. stimulating the whole time. Not good for the caged amongst us, but I mean that in a very good way. There was even some talk of Princess Grace and Domina Amanda doing some more two-Mistress calls together, and I think poor Pantysue may be one of their next vict..... errr.... callers. Good luck with that, Pantysue! It was nice knowin' ya, sis!
We also had a first-time caller named Lestat call in, and I think he had no idea what kind of a program he was calling in to. He seemed at first to be a little confused, but maybe that's common for vampires, since most of them prolly don't have much room for computers in their coffins, and so maybe don't know a whole lot about PSOs and sexually oriented chatrooms. But Lestat picked it up quickly, and he seemed to be having a great time. I must say though, that even though he's a big famous vampire and all, I think he more than met his match in Princess Grace and Domina Amanda.
Well, that's about all I have time to write this week, but if you would like to hear Provocatalk Episode 2 in it's entirety, there is a Talkshoe widget over on the righthand sidebar of this blog. Just click on "Select a Past Episode", and fasten your seatbelt, because these two Mistresses are definitely capable of taking you on the ride of your life!
And be sure to watch Princess Grace's blog for some future surprises at Provocatalk, that may... and I'm just sayin'... MAY... include more frequent appearances by Domina Amanda!
Your bitchass wuvs You, Princess!
Later, everybody!
little bitchass
After a one week hiatus from Tease Time, the Stroke Princess returned to Talkshoe last night for Episode 2 of Her wildly popular program. Only thing is, it doesn't seem to be called Tease Time any more. Now it's Provocatalk. Welcome back Princess! Thanks for the heads-up on that name change!
::giggles::
I've gotta say, for it only being Her second show ever, and having to deal with distracting software difficulties most of the night, Ms Grace did another wonderful job, and She sounds as good or better than She ever has!
I have a couple of little vents to make first, however...
Whoever came up with the idea for how the chat window in Talkshoe Pro would be formatted has either never been in a chatroom in his life, or else just has his head stuck in his ass all the way up to his shoulders. It's a freakin' unbelievable pain in the ass to try and keep track of the conversation in this format, especially if there are more than about ten chatters in the room at the same time and trying to talk. I hope you're listening... What the fuck were you thinking, YOU STUPID MORON???
Uhh... sorry...
Add to this piece of shit formatting the fact that the software seemed to be freezing up on Princess and others most of the night, and you can see why I'm praising Princess so much for the way She handled Herself. (Go ahead and laugh at the unintentional pun if you want... I did...)Even BillyBear, who constantly brags about his dumb old MAC, was getting frustrated beyond belief. I was in an IM with him at one point during the show, and BillyBear commented that the Talkshoe Pro software was the only software to ever freeze up his MAC. I would normally have busted a gut laughing at him for that, but I felt kinda sorry for the chubby little blue critter, and so I kept my mouth shut.
I'm just hoping there's gonna be some bug fixing done on the Pro software before too very long.
We also had a couple of new chatters in the room who clearly must not have been able to hear what Ms Grace was talking about, because they insisted in trying to ram through their own agendas, which had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic Princess was talking about. Please people, when you come into the chatroom, listen first and pick up on the topic before you go spouting off about your upcoming makeovers or whether or not Princess wants to fuck you in the ass through your pantyhose. And if you do decide to bring up a change of subject, if your suggestion gets ignored, don't try to keep pushing it through over and over. There's prolly a very good reason why it got ignored in the first place! Geeesh!
Now that the venting is out of the way, I'll tell you a few more things, and then show you how you can go and listen to the replay for yourself.
Princess had a very special guest call in to the show, the lovely and talented Domina Amanda. It was a pleasure listening to these two awesome Mistresses going back and forth, sharing experiences and techniques, and the conversation was downright erotic and uhhh.. stimulating the whole time. Not good for the caged amongst us, but I mean that in a very good way. There was even some talk of Princess Grace and Domina Amanda doing some more two-Mistress calls together, and I think poor Pantysue may be one of their next vict..... errr.... callers. Good luck with that, Pantysue! It was nice knowin' ya, sis!
We also had a first-time caller named Lestat call in, and I think he had no idea what kind of a program he was calling in to. He seemed at first to be a little confused, but maybe that's common for vampires, since most of them prolly don't have much room for computers in their coffins, and so maybe don't know a whole lot about PSOs and sexually oriented chatrooms. But Lestat picked it up quickly, and he seemed to be having a great time. I must say though, that even though he's a big famous vampire and all, I think he more than met his match in Princess Grace and Domina Amanda.
Well, that's about all I have time to write this week, but if you would like to hear Provocatalk Episode 2 in it's entirety, there is a Talkshoe widget over on the righthand sidebar of this blog. Just click on "Select a Past Episode", and fasten your seatbelt, because these two Mistresses are definitely capable of taking you on the ride of your life!
And be sure to watch Princess Grace's blog for some future surprises at Provocatalk, that may... and I'm just sayin'... MAY... include more frequent appearances by Domina Amanda!
Your bitchass wuvs You, Princess!
Later, everybody!
little bitchass
2008-03-11
Welcome Back Ms Grace! The Stroke Princess Is Back!
I don't know if I have enough material this morning to write one of my normally long-winded blogposts, but one thing I want to be sure to do is to welcome Princess Grace back from Her well-deserved mini-vacation. We all missed You a LOT, Princess, and it's great to have You back amongst Your pets. I hope You had a great time and are well rested and ready to tease!
I wasn't in the Kink Chatroom very much during the time She was gone, mainly because I was trying to keep a low profile, and trying to avoid the normal sniping that always seems to happen when She is away. One thing I always seem to notice in the chatroom during Her times away, and it's sad really, is that some of the chatters seem to feel that Princess does not have the right to a personal life outside of LDW Space. They obviously think that they have some kind of ownership rights to Her free time, and if She decides that She wants to take a little trip to enjoy Herself, they bitch and moan about Her neglecting them. That's just being selfish, folks. This is only my opinion, but it bugs the hell out of me to see people making little remarks in the chatroom that make it seem like it's wrong somehow for Her to want some time to take care of Her own needs.
Ms Grace is awesome at what She does, and technically doesn't "owe" any of us anything except for the call time that we pay Her for. That She DOES care about us and gives us contact with Her outside of the calls, is something extra that SHE chooses to do, and we should appreciate it when She gives it, and we should never EVER take that kindness for granted. Please just remember that She has a lot of needy pets, and last time I checked, Her day only has 24 hours in it, just like ours does.
I admit that I have fallen into this same trap before, putting my own needs before Hers and feeling sorry for myself, but I always end up feeling terribly guilty about it when She comes back and sends me that first IM.
I guess what I'm saying is that we should all take a chill pill and remember that the Stroke Princess has a life too, and we should just take what She gives us and not expect any more than that. If you think She's neglecting you, please keep it to yourself and out of the public chatroom until you can get over it. She already gives us so much more than She is obligated to, and that's simply because She cares.
Sorry about this post turning into a little vent, but that is gonna happen sometimes when you write a stream of consciousness type of entry. I'll try to do better on the next one.
Princess, welcome back, and I for one am really looking forward to hearing you this Thursday night when you resume Tease Time on Talkshoe! Wuv You!
See all of you next time!
little bitchass
P.S. It's been two weeks for me now Princess. Don't You think that's long enough in this cage? ::nervous giggle::
I don't know if I have enough material this morning to write one of my normally long-winded blogposts, but one thing I want to be sure to do is to welcome Princess Grace back from Her well-deserved mini-vacation. We all missed You a LOT, Princess, and it's great to have You back amongst Your pets. I hope You had a great time and are well rested and ready to tease!
I wasn't in the Kink Chatroom very much during the time She was gone, mainly because I was trying to keep a low profile, and trying to avoid the normal sniping that always seems to happen when She is away. One thing I always seem to notice in the chatroom during Her times away, and it's sad really, is that some of the chatters seem to feel that Princess does not have the right to a personal life outside of LDW Space. They obviously think that they have some kind of ownership rights to Her free time, and if She decides that She wants to take a little trip to enjoy Herself, they bitch and moan about Her neglecting them. That's just being selfish, folks. This is only my opinion, but it bugs the hell out of me to see people making little remarks in the chatroom that make it seem like it's wrong somehow for Her to want some time to take care of Her own needs.
Ms Grace is awesome at what She does, and technically doesn't "owe" any of us anything except for the call time that we pay Her for. That She DOES care about us and gives us contact with Her outside of the calls, is something extra that SHE chooses to do, and we should appreciate it when She gives it, and we should never EVER take that kindness for granted. Please just remember that She has a lot of needy pets, and last time I checked, Her day only has 24 hours in it, just like ours does.
I admit that I have fallen into this same trap before, putting my own needs before Hers and feeling sorry for myself, but I always end up feeling terribly guilty about it when She comes back and sends me that first IM.
I guess what I'm saying is that we should all take a chill pill and remember that the Stroke Princess has a life too, and we should just take what She gives us and not expect any more than that. If you think She's neglecting you, please keep it to yourself and out of the public chatroom until you can get over it. She already gives us so much more than She is obligated to, and that's simply because She cares.
Sorry about this post turning into a little vent, but that is gonna happen sometimes when you write a stream of consciousness type of entry. I'll try to do better on the next one.
Princess, welcome back, and I for one am really looking forward to hearing you this Thursday night when you resume Tease Time on Talkshoe! Wuv You!
See all of you next time!
little bitchass
P.S. It's been two weeks for me now Princess. Don't You think that's long enough in this cage? ::nervous giggle::
2007-12-13
Just A Quick Update... I Got It!
I'll post more on this later, when I have more time, but yesterday I went out and got the tattoo that the Stroke Princess and I have been talking about for so long!
I had a great time getting it, and the woman who I chose to do it for me was not only an amazing artist, but was also a fun person to hang out with (no, not literally) for about 3 hours. It was totally worth the time I had to wait until she got back into town from her vacation!
I had a totally yummy time on the table, knowing that with each little sting of the needle, more ink was being placed under my skin and I knew that soon I'd have a permanent piece of beautiful artwork that would remind me of Ms Grace whenever I saw it.
Another good side to this was that later in the evening, I sent a quick preliminary picture of the tat to Princess Grace to show Her that I got it, and She seemed to think it was a pretty nice job too, so that made it even better for me. Also, since I had been told that I couldn't cum until I got it, the Stroke Princess gave me Her permission, and I had a wonderful time later in the evening, while looking down at the new tat.
I'll post a better picture of it in this blog as soon as the redness goes away. Probably over the weekend.
Thanks so much to all of my friends who were supportive of me through this process, and also, thanks to those who said nothing. To the ones who always seem to get their panties twisted so hard by what I do in my life, and feel the need to resort to hate mail, y'all can go fuck yourself, but have a nice day doing it.
See everybody in Tease Time tonight!
I wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
I'll post more on this later, when I have more time, but yesterday I went out and got the tattoo that the Stroke Princess and I have been talking about for so long!
I had a great time getting it, and the woman who I chose to do it for me was not only an amazing artist, but was also a fun person to hang out with (no, not literally) for about 3 hours. It was totally worth the time I had to wait until she got back into town from her vacation!
I had a totally yummy time on the table, knowing that with each little sting of the needle, more ink was being placed under my skin and I knew that soon I'd have a permanent piece of beautiful artwork that would remind me of Ms Grace whenever I saw it.
Another good side to this was that later in the evening, I sent a quick preliminary picture of the tat to Princess Grace to show Her that I got it, and She seemed to think it was a pretty nice job too, so that made it even better for me. Also, since I had been told that I couldn't cum until I got it, the Stroke Princess gave me Her permission, and I had a wonderful time later in the evening, while looking down at the new tat.
I'll post a better picture of it in this blog as soon as the redness goes away. Probably over the weekend.
Thanks so much to all of my friends who were supportive of me through this process, and also, thanks to those who said nothing. To the ones who always seem to get their panties twisted so hard by what I do in my life, and feel the need to resort to hate mail, y'all can go fuck yourself, but have a nice day doing it.
See everybody in Tease Time tonight!
I wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
2007-12-07
Have Ya Missed Me? Awwww... You're All So Sweet!
I'm sorry for the long wait between posts, and I know how y'all hang on my every word, but I've been way too busy with my RealWorld job do get any chance to write during the day. Add to that the fact that when I finally get home at night, I usually crash out or just don't feel like I've got the energy to write. And so, no posts.
I did want to at least thank all of you who have been sincerely concerned about my welfare and have been asking me how I'm doing. It's a real nice feeling to know that you have friends who really care about you.
I've also had some other very concerned people contacting me because of my decision to get a tiny little tattoo for the Stroke Princess, Princess Grace. Yes, I said MY decision to get one. I really do appreciate the fact that you also care about me enough to be concerned regarding this little body modification project.
I need to take the blame for making it sound in my blog like Princess is forcing me into doing this. I suppose I do that because I want the blog to be as exciting as possible for Her fans, and I also try to twist reality a little as a way of injecting humor. But maybe I went too far this time and fed you all the impression that Princess Grace might force me into doing this against my will. Because of that, I feel like I should clear up this little misconception right here and now.
I'm an adult now, and I make my own decisions. If Ms Grace had told me to do this and I didn't really want to, I'd have said "No thanks". And while I do like the "forced" fantasy a lot, getting inked for Her is not gonna be one of them. I have been wanting to do this for well over a year now, and yes, I mean getting one that refers to Princess Grace in some way or another.
So before everybody starts piling onto Ms Grace for this, let me set the record straight. SHE IS NOT FORCING ME! I ASKED HER! If anything, She has been trying to talk me out of it for over a year now, and I think She might've just finally got tired of my whining and eventually gave me Her blessing on it.
I realize that this is gonna be hard for some people to understand, but the body modification aspect has been a big part of my kink for a long time now. As a matter of fact, it's one of my main fetishes. It's why I got my ears and nipples pierced, and for those of you who don't know, it's also one of the reasons why I took female hormones. For those of you who are worried about me getting a girlfriend and having to explain a tattoo, I think it'll be much harder trying to explain my full set of breasts to her than any little tattoo I might have.
Princess also looked into the covering up of tattoos for me, since most people who get names, sooner or later DO cover them up. Even though I have no intention to do that, and the fact that the tattoo planned is going to be a piece of artwork that I would not want to cover up, I could cover up the name if I wanted. And its not that hard to do, since almost 99.9% of people who DO put names of their wives and girlfriends and boyfriends do sooner or later cover them up.
So that brings us up to where things stand in my plan for getting the tattoo done, since I'm also getting asked this a lot. The woman who I picked to do the tattoo is out of town until Monday, and so I'm gonna try and get in to see her sometime early in this coming week. All I can do is wait now. I'm a little bit worried about a certain reaction I might have when she starts working on me. Maybe I should ask Princess to put me into the cage until its over, to avoid any embarrassing moments.
I was planning on letting you all be surprised when I posted a picture of my little tattoo in my blog next week. But since I have so many people interested in what I'm doing, I'm gonna give in and show you all a picture of what I'm gonna have put on me.
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I'm sorry for the long wait between posts, and I know how y'all hang on my every word, but I've been way too busy with my RealWorld job do get any chance to write during the day. Add to that the fact that when I finally get home at night, I usually crash out or just don't feel like I've got the energy to write. And so, no posts.
I did want to at least thank all of you who have been sincerely concerned about my welfare and have been asking me how I'm doing. It's a real nice feeling to know that you have friends who really care about you.
I've also had some other very concerned people contacting me because of my decision to get a tiny little tattoo for the Stroke Princess, Princess Grace. Yes, I said MY decision to get one. I really do appreciate the fact that you also care about me enough to be concerned regarding this little body modification project.
I need to take the blame for making it sound in my blog like Princess is forcing me into doing this. I suppose I do that because I want the blog to be as exciting as possible for Her fans, and I also try to twist reality a little as a way of injecting humor. But maybe I went too far this time and fed you all the impression that Princess Grace might force me into doing this against my will. Because of that, I feel like I should clear up this little misconception right here and now.
I'm an adult now, and I make my own decisions. If Ms Grace had told me to do this and I didn't really want to, I'd have said "No thanks". And while I do like the "forced" fantasy a lot, getting inked for Her is not gonna be one of them. I have been wanting to do this for well over a year now, and yes, I mean getting one that refers to Princess Grace in some way or another.
So before everybody starts piling onto Ms Grace for this, let me set the record straight. SHE IS NOT FORCING ME! I ASKED HER! If anything, She has been trying to talk me out of it for over a year now, and I think She might've just finally got tired of my whining and eventually gave me Her blessing on it.
I realize that this is gonna be hard for some people to understand, but the body modification aspect has been a big part of my kink for a long time now. As a matter of fact, it's one of my main fetishes. It's why I got my ears and nipples pierced, and for those of you who don't know, it's also one of the reasons why I took female hormones. For those of you who are worried about me getting a girlfriend and having to explain a tattoo, I think it'll be much harder trying to explain my full set of breasts to her than any little tattoo I might have.
Princess also looked into the covering up of tattoos for me, since most people who get names, sooner or later DO cover them up. Even though I have no intention to do that, and the fact that the tattoo planned is going to be a piece of artwork that I would not want to cover up, I could cover up the name if I wanted. And its not that hard to do, since almost 99.9% of people who DO put names of their wives and girlfriends and boyfriends do sooner or later cover them up.
So that brings us up to where things stand in my plan for getting the tattoo done, since I'm also getting asked this a lot. The woman who I picked to do the tattoo is out of town until Monday, and so I'm gonna try and get in to see her sometime early in this coming week. All I can do is wait now. I'm a little bit worried about a certain reaction I might have when she starts working on me. Maybe I should ask Princess to put me into the cage until its over, to avoid any embarrassing moments.
I was planning on letting you all be surprised when I posted a picture of my little tattoo in my blog next week. But since I have so many people interested in what I'm doing, I'm gonna give in and show you all a picture of what I'm gonna have put on me.
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Here it is....... ta daaaaaaa!
Princess, jemjem wuvs You!
little bitchass
2007-11-16
Tease Time... Well Sorta...
I want to apologize to luckypet ::ka-ching:: and anyone else for the lack of a report on last night's Tease Time chat, with our Stroke Princess, Ms Grace. I also want to make clear that I AM NOT intending to offend anyone. These are strictly my views but Princess will prolly never let me cum again after She reads this.
My idea of a Hosted Chat is that it's more or less moderated by a Hostess and/or Co-Hostess, and usually follows some kind of a topic. Maybe that's not a realistic expectation anymore. Princess Grace arrived in the Kink Chatroom for Her hosted chat, and there were already 5 or 6 Mistresses in the room. I'm not in any way saying that anything was done intentionally, because I know the people and know that they would not do that, but with the other Mistresses conducting their business and all the unrelated side conversations that this generated, it got very unfocused and I think Princess must have decided then to abandon Her Hosted Chat event and just turn it into a party.
A party is always fun, and I really had a good time, but it pretty much makes it impossible for me to sort it all out and find enough continuity to write about. Maybe I'm just not up to following all of it and somebody else may be better suited to do these reports. I'll try to keep doing them as long as I can, or until Princess decides to have someone else do them.
Again, this is only one opinion, and I'll still keep coming to Tease Time as long as my yummy Stroke Princess Mistress is there though, because, well, I just wuvs Her to pieces!
little bitchass
I want to apologize to luckypet ::ka-ching:: and anyone else for the lack of a report on last night's Tease Time chat, with our Stroke Princess, Ms Grace. I also want to make clear that I AM NOT intending to offend anyone. These are strictly my views but Princess will prolly never let me cum again after She reads this.
My idea of a Hosted Chat is that it's more or less moderated by a Hostess and/or Co-Hostess, and usually follows some kind of a topic. Maybe that's not a realistic expectation anymore. Princess Grace arrived in the Kink Chatroom for Her hosted chat, and there were already 5 or 6 Mistresses in the room. I'm not in any way saying that anything was done intentionally, because I know the people and know that they would not do that, but with the other Mistresses conducting their business and all the unrelated side conversations that this generated, it got very unfocused and I think Princess must have decided then to abandon Her Hosted Chat event and just turn it into a party.
A party is always fun, and I really had a good time, but it pretty much makes it impossible for me to sort it all out and find enough continuity to write about. Maybe I'm just not up to following all of it and somebody else may be better suited to do these reports. I'll try to keep doing them as long as I can, or until Princess decides to have someone else do them.
Again, this is only one opinion, and I'll still keep coming to Tease Time as long as my yummy Stroke Princess Mistress is there though, because, well, I just wuvs Her to pieces!
little bitchass
2007-10-16
60 Days! I've Been Locked Up For 60 Freaking Days!
I'm totally screwed by the Stroke Princess... No keys... so there's no easy way out unless I break Her cage, which I don't think I could make myself do... It just fully sunk in while I was wall-climbing this morning. Today it's difficult! 2 goddamned months! No wonder I'm nuts! And this is probably only gonna get worse and worse. Everything was pretty tolerable until I went past 50 days, but now....... UGHHHHHHH!
OK, I've gotta stop thinking about it... Got to try and stay out of Princess' blog for the rest of today... Get back to work and keep what's left of my mind occupied....
If I'm foolish enough to come to Midnight Madness tonight, can I maybe borrow a straightjacket from somebody?
Sorry about the vent... I'm hoping this will pass...
::Practices breadstick dance::
little bitchass
I'm totally screwed by the Stroke Princess... No keys... so there's no easy way out unless I break Her cage, which I don't think I could make myself do... It just fully sunk in while I was wall-climbing this morning. Today it's difficult! 2 goddamned months! No wonder I'm nuts! And this is probably only gonna get worse and worse. Everything was pretty tolerable until I went past 50 days, but now....... UGHHHHHHH!
OK, I've gotta stop thinking about it... Got to try and stay out of Princess' blog for the rest of today... Get back to work and keep what's left of my mind occupied....
If I'm foolish enough to come to Midnight Madness tonight, can I maybe borrow a straightjacket from somebody?
Sorry about the vent... I'm hoping this will pass...
::Practices breadstick dance::
little bitchass
2007-10-11
Dis Is 4 Me 2 No, N 4 Me To Tell U About... Or... Wass Been Up Wit Me...
No, this is not an entry that delves into my deep seated hatred for netspeak. That can cum later. Maybe sometime after I finally do. No, this is merely a little update on some stuff that's happening in my world. I'll try to keep this brief.
First, a small vent... I got my poor widdle truck back from the bodyshop last week, and it looks good.. even got a really good washing in the deal. Problem is, because the asswipe who hit me had his insurance cancelled, I had to file the claim against the Uninsured Motorist coverage on my own policy. This was better than having to pay it all myself, but damn! I wasn't at fault here! I got hit in the ass while waiting at a red light, and it ends up costing me a $250 deductible and whatever amount my insurance premium is gonna increase for the next few years. Not to mention the pain in the ass of dealing with the rental car, and the time I spent on the phone with my insurance company and their adjusters. OK, vent over...on to Midnight Madness.
Tuesday night, I went to the regular Midnight Madness chat event hosted by Ms Grace and Ms Kate. Ms Kate didn't make it to chat Tuesday night (we're all hoping that You're OK, Ms Kate!), and so Stroke Princess Ms Grace did a solo hosting instead. Princess was a wee bit late getting in, because She was running overtime on torturing a boy on a phone call, but that gave me a chance to practice my Twirl Move a little more. After She arrived in the room, we all had a great free-form chat, and Princess dealt out plenty of teasy torment to everyone. I was a mess by the time the chat was over, and I can't see that changing much from now until the time She finally lets me out of Her widdle pink cage.
On Wednesday night, I was lucky ::ka-ching:: enough to get a phone call in with the Mindfucktress Princess. This was mainly just a case of me needing to hear Her voice in my ear, because there really isn't much else I can do during a call at this point except to laugh most of the time and suffer the rest of the time when She decides to push my buttons. So, a good portion of the call was getting caught up with each other and gossiping about things.
Another reason for the call was that I don't expect to get a key back from Princess for a little while longer, and didn't like the prospect of waiting until then to chat on the phone with "Her Teaseness". My want and need for Her has been going off the scale for the past week or so, and I couldn't wait any longer. Princess did assure me that She thinks that I will be getting out "soon". How soon that'll be is anybody's guess, and besides, She still has "Mistress Rights" to change Her mind any time She wants to, so I'll just have to wait and see. As of last night, I had been locked in Her cage for 54 days and today I'm still counting. At any rate, the Stroke Princess sure does know how to make me squirm in Her cage for Her, and I value every second that I can talk with Her, even when we're not playing!
Speaking of squirming, I think Princess has a little project going on with Pantysue that involves stuffing huge sugar beets into Pantysue's service entrance. Or maybe that was a ginger root. Either way, I'm sure Pantysue will be squirming. I offered to make a trip over to Giantess Island and bring back one of the giant mutant ginger roots that grows over there, but I thought better of it when I started to worry that the weight of it might capsize my canoe on the way back. Good luck on the project, Princess and Pantysue!
Well, I'm gonna stop here so I'll have enough letters and sentences left to use in a post about tonight's Tease Time Chat (10 Eastern in the Community Kink Chatroom). That will probably cum tomorrow, since I'm sure I won't.
See you next time! Don't forget to come to Tease Time tonight! Maybe you'll get lucky!
::ka-ching!::
Wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
No, this is not an entry that delves into my deep seated hatred for netspeak. That can cum later. Maybe sometime after I finally do. No, this is merely a little update on some stuff that's happening in my world. I'll try to keep this brief.
First, a small vent... I got my poor widdle truck back from the bodyshop last week, and it looks good.. even got a really good washing in the deal. Problem is, because the asswipe who hit me had his insurance cancelled, I had to file the claim against the Uninsured Motorist coverage on my own policy. This was better than having to pay it all myself, but damn! I wasn't at fault here! I got hit in the ass while waiting at a red light, and it ends up costing me a $250 deductible and whatever amount my insurance premium is gonna increase for the next few years. Not to mention the pain in the ass of dealing with the rental car, and the time I spent on the phone with my insurance company and their adjusters. OK, vent over...on to Midnight Madness.
Tuesday night, I went to the regular Midnight Madness chat event hosted by Ms Grace and Ms Kate. Ms Kate didn't make it to chat Tuesday night (we're all hoping that You're OK, Ms Kate!), and so Stroke Princess Ms Grace did a solo hosting instead. Princess was a wee bit late getting in, because She was running overtime on torturing a boy on a phone call, but that gave me a chance to practice my Twirl Move a little more. After She arrived in the room, we all had a great free-form chat, and Princess dealt out plenty of teasy torment to everyone. I was a mess by the time the chat was over, and I can't see that changing much from now until the time She finally lets me out of Her widdle pink cage.
On Wednesday night, I was lucky ::ka-ching:: enough to get a phone call in with the Mindfucktress Princess. This was mainly just a case of me needing to hear Her voice in my ear, because there really isn't much else I can do during a call at this point except to laugh most of the time and suffer the rest of the time when She decides to push my buttons. So, a good portion of the call was getting caught up with each other and gossiping about things.
Another reason for the call was that I don't expect to get a key back from Princess for a little while longer, and didn't like the prospect of waiting until then to chat on the phone with "Her Teaseness". My want and need for Her has been going off the scale for the past week or so, and I couldn't wait any longer. Princess did assure me that She thinks that I will be getting out "soon". How soon that'll be is anybody's guess, and besides, She still has "Mistress Rights" to change Her mind any time She wants to, so I'll just have to wait and see. As of last night, I had been locked in Her cage for 54 days and today I'm still counting. At any rate, the Stroke Princess sure does know how to make me squirm in Her cage for Her, and I value every second that I can talk with Her, even when we're not playing!
Speaking of squirming, I think Princess has a little project going on with Pantysue that involves stuffing huge sugar beets into Pantysue's service entrance. Or maybe that was a ginger root. Either way, I'm sure Pantysue will be squirming. I offered to make a trip over to Giantess Island and bring back one of the giant mutant ginger roots that grows over there, but I thought better of it when I started to worry that the weight of it might capsize my canoe on the way back. Good luck on the project, Princess and Pantysue!
Well, I'm gonna stop here so I'll have enough letters and sentences left to use in a post about tonight's Tease Time Chat (10 Eastern in the Community Kink Chatroom). That will probably cum tomorrow, since I'm sure I won't.
See you next time! Don't forget to come to Tease Time tonight! Maybe you'll get lucky!
::ka-ching!::
Wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
2007-10-02
I Wasn't Gonna Post An Entry Today...
I was just gonna wait until after tonight's Midnight Madness chat in the Community Kink Chatroom. But ever since getting up this morning, I've been feeling so freakin' needy and wanty for Princess Grace, that I just had to write something to get it off my... uhhhh.. chest.
Today marks Day 46 for me in Her CB2000, rapidly approaching my personal longest lockdown time of 50 days. This latest lockdown has been for the most part easier than the last few times, and I haven't got a clue why that would be. But there are still days where I really REALLY want to touch and have an orgasm, and they have been happening more and are becoming much more intense, the closer I get to 50. I think that as I get closer and closer to that number, it's making me think more about when the Stroke Princess might let me out, and adding thoughts of Ms Grace into the picture makes the feelings that much more intense. And besides that, my pillow and my mattress have both started calling me "Honey" recently.
That said, I'm pretty sure that I don't have a snowball's chance in Hell that I'll be unlocked by Day 50 this time. That's a simple matter of logistics, because Princess Grace still has both of the keys to the lock in Her possession (which pretty much means that me and all my parts are in Her possession too), and there's really no way that a key could even get here by then even if She were to mail it today.
So, all I can do is wait. I don't have a clue as to what Her plan is for the length of my lockdown. She's mentioned Her boytoy's record a few times, and She also told me a few times that I was NEVER cumming again, but She backed off that last threat when we last talked and said that I would be cumming eventually,
But who knows when that will be... ::giggles::
What makes me wonder even more is the fact that She's asked me to find some online g-spot vibrators that could be used for milking exercises, and that's making me think I might not be getting out anytime soon.
So even though I'm having a "squirmy as Hell" day today, I'll take whatever plan Princess Grace has for me and roll with it. Even though the need and want for my Stroke Princess never goes away, the intense need to orgasm will eventually lessen to where I'm not leaving fingernail and toenail marks on my walls. But still, I know that it'll be back before very long. As long as Princess wants to do this, and She is getting something out of it, I'm right there and willing to do anything She wants.
And yes, I said anything, but I'm safe because me saying that word doesn't mean much to Princess anymore, because like I've said before, She already knows I'll do anything for Her whether I say the word or not.
Well, just wanted to vent a little about what I'm feeling, 46 days into lockdown. It kinda helps me get through it better if I talk about it.
Hope to see y'all at Midnight Madness tonight...
I still do wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
I was just gonna wait until after tonight's Midnight Madness chat in the Community Kink Chatroom. But ever since getting up this morning, I've been feeling so freakin' needy and wanty for Princess Grace, that I just had to write something to get it off my... uhhhh.. chest.
Today marks Day 46 for me in Her CB2000, rapidly approaching my personal longest lockdown time of 50 days. This latest lockdown has been for the most part easier than the last few times, and I haven't got a clue why that would be. But there are still days where I really REALLY want to touch and have an orgasm, and they have been happening more and are becoming much more intense, the closer I get to 50. I think that as I get closer and closer to that number, it's making me think more about when the Stroke Princess might let me out, and adding thoughts of Ms Grace into the picture makes the feelings that much more intense. And besides that, my pillow and my mattress have both started calling me "Honey" recently.
That said, I'm pretty sure that I don't have a snowball's chance in Hell that I'll be unlocked by Day 50 this time. That's a simple matter of logistics, because Princess Grace still has both of the keys to the lock in Her possession (which pretty much means that me and all my parts are in Her possession too), and there's really no way that a key could even get here by then even if She were to mail it today.
So, all I can do is wait. I don't have a clue as to what Her plan is for the length of my lockdown. She's mentioned Her boytoy's record a few times, and She also told me a few times that I was NEVER cumming again, but She backed off that last threat when we last talked and said that I would be cumming eventually,
But who knows when that will be... ::giggles::
What makes me wonder even more is the fact that She's asked me to find some online g-spot vibrators that could be used for milking exercises, and that's making me think I might not be getting out anytime soon.
So even though I'm having a "squirmy as Hell" day today, I'll take whatever plan Princess Grace has for me and roll with it. Even though the need and want for my Stroke Princess never goes away, the intense need to orgasm will eventually lessen to where I'm not leaving fingernail and toenail marks on my walls. But still, I know that it'll be back before very long. As long as Princess wants to do this, and She is getting something out of it, I'm right there and willing to do anything She wants.
And yes, I said anything, but I'm safe because me saying that word doesn't mean much to Princess anymore, because like I've said before, She already knows I'll do anything for Her whether I say the word or not.
Well, just wanted to vent a little about what I'm feeling, 46 days into lockdown. It kinda helps me get through it better if I talk about it.
Hope to see y'all at Midnight Madness tonight...
I still do wuvs my Princess Grace!
little bitchass
2007-09-14
2007-09-02
Well, Here In The U.S.A., It's Labor Day Weekend...
First, let me wish everyone a Happy Holiday, and I hope the 3 day weekend is doing you all a lot of good!
Three days off, an extra day to relax and have fun, right? So why the fuck am I in such a funk? I had planned on doing some serious writing in the blog this weekend, but I just can't seem to get any inspiration to write, and honestly, right now I don't even have the desire to try to push through it, or even do much of anything in general.
Today is Day 16 in the cage, but I don't think that's a factor. I've gone much longer than this before.
Before anybody gets worried, I'll be OK, I'm just venting in here to try and do something radical to shake myself out of this. Hopefully it'll work and I'll salvage tomorrow. Then, y'all will have to put up with another long and boring blogpost, so enjoy this funk while you can!
little bitchass
First, let me wish everyone a Happy Holiday, and I hope the 3 day weekend is doing you all a lot of good!
Three days off, an extra day to relax and have fun, right? So why the fuck am I in such a funk? I had planned on doing some serious writing in the blog this weekend, but I just can't seem to get any inspiration to write, and honestly, right now I don't even have the desire to try to push through it, or even do much of anything in general.
Today is Day 16 in the cage, but I don't think that's a factor. I've gone much longer than this before.
Before anybody gets worried, I'll be OK, I'm just venting in here to try and do something radical to shake myself out of this. Hopefully it'll work and I'll salvage tomorrow. Then, y'all will have to put up with another long and boring blogpost, so enjoy this funk while you can!
little bitchass
2007-08-26
Tease Time And Other Goings On...
I wasn't really sure what to expect when I logged into the Community Kink Chatroom on Thursday night for Ms Grace's Tease Time chat. She had missed Tuesday night's Midnight Madness chat because She wasn't feeling well, and I hadn't heard anything on whether or not She was feeling up to doing Tease Time. But I did hear a rumor that She was planning on making it to chat on Thursday, and so I kept my fingers crossed and went into the room at about 9:55 so I could be there when She made Her entrance. Well, no need to worry, because She was already there, and so She got to watch my entrance instead!
The chat went great! Princess was Her Always Awesome Self, and it was so cool to see the outpouring of love from the chatters, most of whom had been missing Her pretty severely for the last few weeks. In true Princess fashion, She spent a little time with each of us in the room, even working in some teasing for Tease Me For Cash. Of course, She didn't forget to work in a few September 15th references for my benefit too. There wasn't any room-wide tease that night, but it was enough just to have Princess back and having fun in the chatroom with us!
Hmmmmm.. and I forgot to ask Her if the lockbox made it to Her yet. And I still don't know if the last key I sent to Her has arrived yet either. It's only been 9 days since Princess locked me back up, but this time it hasn't been as easy in the early going as it was the first couple of times She locked me up for indefinite time periods. I think that playing Her Cummie Game and being allowed to edge here and there has got me wanting to do it more often now. Thinking that this lockdown has only just started is really discouraging sometimes, especially since She hasn't sent the lockbox containing the key back to me yet. Knowing that there's no chance at getting out doesn't make it any easier. I'm so wanty and needy already, so what the hell is it gonna be like in another 3 weeks? And I don't know for sure that She is even planning on letting me out on September 15th... We may end up spending our anniversary with me still locked.
Now I need to do a little ventie. I needed to go back to the state DPS office to try again to get my driver's license renewed, after being turned down the first time because I failed the vision test. So I had to take a form over to my eye doctors, get examined, and have the doctor fill the form out so I could give it to the DPS people. I did this, and the eye doc wrote in the form that I didn't need glasses to drive, that the prescription glasses she gave me were optional. I waited a week for the glasses to arrive, then waited another couple of weeks while I got used to them, and then took Friday morning off work to drive over to the DPS office to try again.
When I pulled into the lot, there was a line outside stretching from the front door and along the front of the building. There must have been 60 or 70 people standing outside. I got in the back of the line and even though it was only 8AM, I was sweating my ass off within a half hour, because there was not a bit of shade anywhere along the path to the door. To make it worse, the line only moved every 15 minutes or so. Seems that the line continued inside the building and every time the back of the room got cleared out, they would open the door and let about a dozen people in, and the rest of us continued to bake in the line outside.
Somebody jumped out of line a few people in front of me and went inside the building to scope out the situation on the premise they needed to use the restroom. They came back and reported that there were only 2 freakin' people working at the counter! No wonder the line was moving slower than molasses going uphill in January!
I'm actually surprised that some people didn't pass out from the heat before they got inside, because it was supposed to hit 96 that afternoon, and I was standing in full sun from 8AM until about 11:00, when I finally got inside the door and into the air conditioning. I didn't make it up to the counter until just about noon. I showed the clerk the note from the doctor saying that I didn't need glasses to drive, and I knew right away by the way her lip curled up that she didn't give a rat's ass what that eye doctor said.
"Put on your glasses and read Line 4"
I did, and she said that was OK. She took my thumbprints and took a new picture and I had my new temporary license. I looked at it, and yes, you guessed it, "restricted... must wear glasses". I was about to say something until I saw her staring coldly at me with her shark's eyes, and so I said thank you and left. Hell, I was gonna wear the glasses anyway, so no use getting eaten over it. The only bad effect from the episode was that standing out in the heat for so long left me with a headache that lasted the rest of the day and all day Saturday.
Oh yeah... Saturday... let me tell you about my trip to the nail salon on Saturday. Why the fuck don't parents keep goddamned control of their kids??? I sat there waiting while a mother waited for her friend to get her nails done. She had her little girl and little boy, maybe about 4 and 5 years old with her. The little urchins were all over the salon, crawling and jumping on the couch, and then suddenly their attention became fixed on the big fishtank full of fish. The game became, "how many times can we slap and bang our hands on the glass of the aquarium before mom whips our asses?" Mom wasn't buying into the game, but would instead just squeak out a weak little "stop it... come over here and sit down", and then go right back to ignoring them again.
This of course was the signal for the boy to slap on the aquarium 3 or 4 more times while he looked right at his mom, and then he would go and sit down next to her. Then, not 5 minutes later, the little fuckers were back at the fishtank again, banging on the glass. Mom would whine to them to stop and come sit down, and the kids would slap the glass a few times and then go sit down. Then a few minutes later, it started all over again. The only break I got from this was when the boy found the light switch on the nail drying table and started turning it on and off, over and over, all the while watching his mom to see if she was paying attention. If my head hadn't been pounding so much from the chemical fumes, I would've slapped the living crap out of the kid myself. Thanks a lot for making my afternoon so enjoyable, Mom! Next time leave the animals in the kennel when you go out in public!
OK, I guess that's enough venting. Now back to Princess!
Princess, it was great to have You come to chat on Thursday, and I want You to know how much I wuv being Yours. I can't wait for our anniversary so I can start telling people that I've been Your pet for a whole year!
As always, I am Your...
little bitchass
I wasn't really sure what to expect when I logged into the Community Kink Chatroom on Thursday night for Ms Grace's Tease Time chat. She had missed Tuesday night's Midnight Madness chat because She wasn't feeling well, and I hadn't heard anything on whether or not She was feeling up to doing Tease Time. But I did hear a rumor that She was planning on making it to chat on Thursday, and so I kept my fingers crossed and went into the room at about 9:55 so I could be there when She made Her entrance. Well, no need to worry, because She was already there, and so She got to watch my entrance instead!
The chat went great! Princess was Her Always Awesome Self, and it was so cool to see the outpouring of love from the chatters, most of whom had been missing Her pretty severely for the last few weeks. In true Princess fashion, She spent a little time with each of us in the room, even working in some teasing for Tease Me For Cash. Of course, She didn't forget to work in a few September 15th references for my benefit too. There wasn't any room-wide tease that night, but it was enough just to have Princess back and having fun in the chatroom with us!
Hmmmmm.. and I forgot to ask Her if the lockbox made it to Her yet. And I still don't know if the last key I sent to Her has arrived yet either. It's only been 9 days since Princess locked me back up, but this time it hasn't been as easy in the early going as it was the first couple of times She locked me up for indefinite time periods. I think that playing Her Cummie Game and being allowed to edge here and there has got me wanting to do it more often now. Thinking that this lockdown has only just started is really discouraging sometimes, especially since She hasn't sent the lockbox containing the key back to me yet. Knowing that there's no chance at getting out doesn't make it any easier. I'm so wanty and needy already, so what the hell is it gonna be like in another 3 weeks? And I don't know for sure that She is even planning on letting me out on September 15th... We may end up spending our anniversary with me still locked.
Now I need to do a little ventie. I needed to go back to the state DPS office to try again to get my driver's license renewed, after being turned down the first time because I failed the vision test. So I had to take a form over to my eye doctors, get examined, and have the doctor fill the form out so I could give it to the DPS people. I did this, and the eye doc wrote in the form that I didn't need glasses to drive, that the prescription glasses she gave me were optional. I waited a week for the glasses to arrive, then waited another couple of weeks while I got used to them, and then took Friday morning off work to drive over to the DPS office to try again.
When I pulled into the lot, there was a line outside stretching from the front door and along the front of the building. There must have been 60 or 70 people standing outside. I got in the back of the line and even though it was only 8AM, I was sweating my ass off within a half hour, because there was not a bit of shade anywhere along the path to the door. To make it worse, the line only moved every 15 minutes or so. Seems that the line continued inside the building and every time the back of the room got cleared out, they would open the door and let about a dozen people in, and the rest of us continued to bake in the line outside.
Somebody jumped out of line a few people in front of me and went inside the building to scope out the situation on the premise they needed to use the restroom. They came back and reported that there were only 2 freakin' people working at the counter! No wonder the line was moving slower than molasses going uphill in January!
I'm actually surprised that some people didn't pass out from the heat before they got inside, because it was supposed to hit 96 that afternoon, and I was standing in full sun from 8AM until about 11:00, when I finally got inside the door and into the air conditioning. I didn't make it up to the counter until just about noon. I showed the clerk the note from the doctor saying that I didn't need glasses to drive, and I knew right away by the way her lip curled up that she didn't give a rat's ass what that eye doctor said.
"Put on your glasses and read Line 4"
I did, and she said that was OK. She took my thumbprints and took a new picture and I had my new temporary license. I looked at it, and yes, you guessed it, "restricted... must wear glasses". I was about to say something until I saw her staring coldly at me with her shark's eyes, and so I said thank you and left. Hell, I was gonna wear the glasses anyway, so no use getting eaten over it. The only bad effect from the episode was that standing out in the heat for so long left me with a headache that lasted the rest of the day and all day Saturday.
Oh yeah... Saturday... let me tell you about my trip to the nail salon on Saturday. Why the fuck don't parents keep goddamned control of their kids??? I sat there waiting while a mother waited for her friend to get her nails done. She had her little girl and little boy, maybe about 4 and 5 years old with her. The little urchins were all over the salon, crawling and jumping on the couch, and then suddenly their attention became fixed on the big fishtank full of fish. The game became, "how many times can we slap and bang our hands on the glass of the aquarium before mom whips our asses?" Mom wasn't buying into the game, but would instead just squeak out a weak little "stop it... come over here and sit down", and then go right back to ignoring them again.
This of course was the signal for the boy to slap on the aquarium 3 or 4 more times while he looked right at his mom, and then he would go and sit down next to her. Then, not 5 minutes later, the little fuckers were back at the fishtank again, banging on the glass. Mom would whine to them to stop and come sit down, and the kids would slap the glass a few times and then go sit down. Then a few minutes later, it started all over again. The only break I got from this was when the boy found the light switch on the nail drying table and started turning it on and off, over and over, all the while watching his mom to see if she was paying attention. If my head hadn't been pounding so much from the chemical fumes, I would've slapped the living crap out of the kid myself. Thanks a lot for making my afternoon so enjoyable, Mom! Next time leave the animals in the kennel when you go out in public!
OK, I guess that's enough venting. Now back to Princess!
Princess, it was great to have You come to chat on Thursday, and I want You to know how much I wuv being Yours. I can't wait for our anniversary so I can start telling people that I've been Your pet for a whole year!
As always, I am Your...
little bitchass
2007-05-02
2007-04-21
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.... Yes friends, it's time to move on, away from the pile of shit that fell from the sky and landed on my head this past week, and on to a much more pleasant topic. Yes, you guessed it, that topic is "What's happening with Princess Grace and I!
I've come to terms with the fact that there are always gonna be people who will try to make me go away, stop me from having fun, or try to hurt Princess by hurting me first. I now fully expect this, and the next time it happens, and it WILL happen again, I'm not gonna be surprised and there's no way I'm gonna let them bring me down. Won't happen. The funny thing about the whole matter from last week is that every time there's an incident like this, the intended objective of breaking us up does not occur. Instead the exact opposite happens. Each time, Princess and I grow closer and closer, and the special bond between us grows stronger and stronger. It's amazing how quickly a totally fucked up situation that lasted for days can be fixed by a few teaspoons of Princess Grace on a Saturday afternoon!
Get out the straightjacket boys, I've obviously lost touch again and I'm getting dangerously insane here! Wooohooooooooooo!
It looks like if the stars and planets align on Sunday, I may get a chance for a much needed call with Princess. I can't wait for this to happen! HER property has been locked up in HER cage for 35 days now, and little bitchass wants to get out NOWWWW! Too bad for me, because Princess only received HER keys in the mail just a few days ago, and now I have to beg Her to send at least one of them back to me? Will it happen? I'll find out tomorrow if the call happens. All I have to do is to demonstrate that I am needy and wanty enough to cry real tears while I plead and beg for Her to let me out. Or as Princess so delicately put it,
"My bitchass, you're gonna snap like a breadstick!"
Super...
All I can say is that the call better happen and I'd better break, because the homework has been getting to me and I'm just about to climb the walls. At one point I got totally sidetracked by all the dirty blog business and when Princess worked me up into such a frenzy during my lunch hour at work, I actually begged Her to let me out so I could take out Her cock like a man would and stroke it! Her COCK??? I also said She could call it Her cock whenever She wanted to. EEEEK! What am I saying??? I'm a sissy! That was supposed to be "rub Her clitty!" Quick! Somebody get me my medicine!
One last thing. Once again, because you all deserve it, I want to give another shout out and thank my many friends who called, blogged, emailed and IMed their support for me last week. You're all wonderful people and I hope that I can do the same for any of you if you ever need it! You're all the best!
And Princess, as You've come to expect, what can I say except LET ME THE FUCK OUT YOU EVIL COCKTEASING BITCH! I'm hoping this call comes off tomorrow, because if it doesn't, I may have to write another pathetic blog entry. We don't want that to happen, now do we?
Princess, at the risk of sounding nuts, I wuvs you! And it's party time in the ward tonight, and I'll be handing out the Thorazine just before lights out, so everybody.... be there or be square....
little bitchass
I've come to terms with the fact that there are always gonna be people who will try to make me go away, stop me from having fun, or try to hurt Princess by hurting me first. I now fully expect this, and the next time it happens, and it WILL happen again, I'm not gonna be surprised and there's no way I'm gonna let them bring me down. Won't happen. The funny thing about the whole matter from last week is that every time there's an incident like this, the intended objective of breaking us up does not occur. Instead the exact opposite happens. Each time, Princess and I grow closer and closer, and the special bond between us grows stronger and stronger. It's amazing how quickly a totally fucked up situation that lasted for days can be fixed by a few teaspoons of Princess Grace on a Saturday afternoon!
Get out the straightjacket boys, I've obviously lost touch again and I'm getting dangerously insane here! Wooohooooooooooo!
It looks like if the stars and planets align on Sunday, I may get a chance for a much needed call with Princess. I can't wait for this to happen! HER property has been locked up in HER cage for 35 days now, and little bitchass wants to get out NOWWWW! Too bad for me, because Princess only received HER keys in the mail just a few days ago, and now I have to beg Her to send at least one of them back to me? Will it happen? I'll find out tomorrow if the call happens. All I have to do is to demonstrate that I am needy and wanty enough to cry real tears while I plead and beg for Her to let me out. Or as Princess so delicately put it,
"My bitchass, you're gonna snap like a breadstick!"
Super...
All I can say is that the call better happen and I'd better break, because the homework has been getting to me and I'm just about to climb the walls. At one point I got totally sidetracked by all the dirty blog business and when Princess worked me up into such a frenzy during my lunch hour at work, I actually begged Her to let me out so I could take out Her cock like a man would and stroke it! Her COCK??? I also said She could call it Her cock whenever She wanted to. EEEEK! What am I saying??? I'm a sissy! That was supposed to be "rub Her clitty!" Quick! Somebody get me my medicine!
One last thing. Once again, because you all deserve it, I want to give another shout out and thank my many friends who called, blogged, emailed and IMed their support for me last week. You're all wonderful people and I hope that I can do the same for any of you if you ever need it! You're all the best!
And Princess, as You've come to expect, what can I say except LET ME THE FUCK OUT YOU EVIL COCKTEASING BITCH! I'm hoping this call comes off tomorrow, because if it doesn't, I may have to write another pathetic blog entry. We don't want that to happen, now do we?
Princess, at the risk of sounding nuts, I wuvs you! And it's party time in the ward tonight, and I'll be handing out the Thorazine just before lights out, so everybody.... be there or be square....
little bitchass
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