Last Night On Talkshoe! The Review!

I was planning on writing a review of Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show on Talkshoe. Well, my plans got changed. Despite all my hyping of the show in this blog yesterday, there ended up being NO Princess Grace's Provocatalk Show last night. Because of that, this will be a short post.

The short explanation is that the Talkshoe software would not let Princess Grace into Her own program! I don't know exactly what She was experiencing, but I know She tried for about a half hour, even trying different browsers, but She remained locked out, before eventually giving up and aborting the show. After the abort, we all went to the Community Kink Chatroom and finished out the hour by text chatting.

As I wrote in yesterday's post, there were some indications that there were problems with Talkshoe during the day, but silly me expected that maybe they might have them resolved by showtime. That obviously didn't happen.

I think the people who are developing the Talkshoe software must have rushed it out and are skipping any official beta testing, and just letting the users find the bugs in the released version as they go along. This piece of shit software is a DOG, folks. Not only does the chatroom format suck, every stinkin' week there have been major problems with freeze ups in the room, people being booted if they don't type anything for more than just a few minutes, and now, worst of all, the Hostess of the show is not even able to access Her own damn show! Note to the developers of this travesty: Have you people ever even written software applications before? I'm just curious. You morons should be ashamed! I was joking yesterday about a 5th grade computer science class writing this crap, but now I'm not so sure it wasn't the 3rd grade class.

If the bigwigs in charge ever want to sell this software commercially, they'd better think about making some major changes, because this ain't working! IDIOTS!

If it doesn't get any fucking better soon, if a vote is taken, my vote would be for Princess to either go back to Her original Tease Time chatroom format, or maybe do a combination Chatroom/Cockradio show. I was really hoping that this was gonna work out so we could all hear Her and possibly do some calling in to the show. Matter of fact, I had finally got off the fence and decided that I was gonna call in last night. Talk about disappointed!

I felt so bad for Princess Grace last night. She was doing everything that She could to get the show going, but it ended up being a huge waste of time on Her part. Thanks for hanging in there as long as You did, Princess. We all really appreciated Your efforts.

Sorry for the vent, Princess, this is no reflection on You. If anything, it will save You from having to vent about it.

Your bitchass wuvs You!

That's all I've got.

little bitchass

Well It's That Time Again!

Yes, time to give you a little reminder and also to bore you with a few other things.

OK, the reminder is first! For anyone who is not partially or fully comatose, you probably already know that today is Thursday, and all of you Stroke Princess fans know what that means. In case you don't, it means that Ms Grace, Cockteasing Bitch and Mindfucktress Extraordinaire, will be on Talkshoe tonight doing Her weekly Provocatalk Show. Showtime is 10PM Eastern. Tonight is Episode III, and your guess is as good as mine as to what Princess Grace is gonna talk about tonight. But no matter, just show up and it'll be good. Princess never disappoints.

I heard from a certain blue CareBear today that the little Talkshoe widget thingies on our blogs seem to be broken at the moment, and so you may not be able to use those to get to Talkshoe. And don't complain to me about it, if it's broken, it's either something on Talkshoe's end, or BillyBear was lying his bright red ass off to me. Not my fault, OK???

So just go to http://www.talkshoe.com/ and sign on. If you haven't registered yet, do that first. It's free and it's easy to do. Once you get in, you can do a search using Princess Grace, and it should point you to a button for Her show. Open the chatroom and open the streaming audio, and you should be in business. If the software crashes, don't blame me, I didn't write it. I explained this already in an earlier post, so that's all you're getting. I'm at work so I can't be hanging around here for too much longer.

As for me, I'll just give you a little update about what's been happening in my little world.

Today marks Day 26 of my most recent lockdown in the CB 2000. I've been trying not to let thoughts of the cage consume me, and I've been pretty successful in that this time around. Part of the reason is that I've been keeping busy, and part is that I was able to get the best combination of spacers this time, and the cage has never fit better. I know this is hard to believe, but I'd actually lost count of the number of days it's been, and had to look back in my blog to my last call with Princess to find out. But I don't mean to say that I don't know constantly that I have the cage on, just that I'm not letting it consume all my thoughts like it did the last go around, and I haven't even come close to having any tender parts try to pull through the rings. I still know it's there every time I move, but it's just not as uncomfortable as it was every other time that I've worn it. It still pinches me, and it's a huge pain to keep clean, but it's worth all of the inconvenience because it always reminds me of the reason it's there, which is Princess. I'm still no less needy and wanty than last time, and I want out of it in the worst fucking way. I hate this fucking cage, but I love wearing it for Princess. I don't expect anybody to understand that, but it's true.

I got the ballet boots that I showed you the picture of in a previous post, but haven't had a whole lot of chances to wear them to get used to them.... if that's even possible. The first time I wore them, I couldn't stand up unless I kept my legs bent a little at the knee. If I tried to straighten my legs it hurt really bad. I asked my GG friend about that, and she says it's normal, and that it takes a while for the muscles and tendons to stretch. She says I could sleep in them and it would prolly help a little. Perfect!

Oh, the Points of Intrigue also arrived, but I haven't installed them yet, partly because Princess will tell me when it's time, and partly because with the cage fitting as well as it it with no pulling out, I'd hate to mess things up by putting those in right now. I'll wait and see what Princess decides on that.

Let's see.. what else? Oh... I've posted the first of Corruptrix' diary entries here, and I have no idea when the next entry will be. She got herself all worked up and depressed while she wrote the last one, and disappeared for a few days after she wrote it. I have no idea where she went, but I kept an eye on the newspapers and watched CNN a lot to see if any disasters were happening anywhere. She's back in town now, and I'm not even gonna ask.... I do know that she has been having some trouble with that Angry Goth Fucking Princess girl and WolverBilly, and that she even had a little run in with Lucky. Nobody has gotten hurt yet, so I guess that's a good thing. I think she just has a bad day every so often.

Well, I think that's enough for today, and I think I'll get back to work so I can get home in time to do some more practicing on my Breadstick Dance. I have a feeling I'm gonna be having to do an especially good version of it for the Stroke Princess this time.

See You tonight on Provocatalk, Princess! Your bitchass wuvs You!

Bye for now, everybody!

little bitchass

Provocatalk On Talkshoe, Episode 2

After a one week hiatus from Tease Time, the Stroke Princess returned to Talkshoe last night for Episode 2 of Her wildly popular program. Only thing is, it doesn't seem to be called Tease Time any more. Now it's Provocatalk. Welcome back Princess! Thanks for the heads-up on that name change!

::giggles::

I've gotta say, for it only being Her second show ever, and having to deal with distracting software difficulties most of the night, Ms Grace did another wonderful job, and She sounds as good or better than She ever has!

I have a couple of little vents to make first, however...

Whoever came up with the idea for how the chat window in Talkshoe Pro would be formatted has either never been in a chatroom in his life, or else just has his head stuck in his ass all the way up to his shoulders. It's a freakin' unbelievable pain in the ass to try and keep track of the conversation in this format, especially if there are more than about ten chatters in the room at the same time and trying to talk. I hope you're listening... What the fuck were you thinking, YOU STUPID MORON???

Uhh... sorry...

Add to this piece of shit formatting the fact that the software seemed to be freezing up on Princess and others most of the night, and you can see why I'm praising Princess so much for the way She handled Herself. (Go ahead and laugh at the unintentional pun if you want... I did...)

Even BillyBear, who constantly brags about his dumb old MAC, was getting frustrated beyond belief. I was in an IM with him at one point during the show, and BillyBear commented that the Talkshoe Pro software was the only software to ever freeze up his MAC. I would normally have busted a gut laughing at him for that, but I felt kinda sorry for the chubby little blue critter, and so I kept my mouth shut.

I'm just hoping there's gonna be some bug fixing done on the Pro software before too very long.

We also had a couple of new chatters in the room who clearly must not have been able to hear what Ms Grace was talking about, because they insisted in trying to ram through their own agendas, which had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic Princess was talking about. Please people, when you come into the chatroom, listen first and pick up on the topic before you go spouting off about your upcoming makeovers or whether or not Princess wants to fuck you in the ass through your pantyhose. And if you do decide to bring up a change of subject, if your suggestion gets ignored, don't try to keep pushing it through over and over. There's prolly a very good reason why it got ignored in the first place! Geeesh!

Now that the venting is out of the way, I'll tell you a few more things, and then show you how you can go and listen to the replay for yourself.

Princess had a very special guest call in to the show, the lovely and talented Domina Amanda. It was a pleasure listening to these two awesome Mistresses going back and forth, sharing experiences and techniques, and the conversation was downright erotic and uhhh.. stimulating the whole time. Not good for the caged amongst us, but I mean that in a very good way. There was even some talk of Princess Grace and Domina Amanda doing some more two-Mistress calls together, and I think poor Pantysue may be one of their next vict..... errr.... callers. Good luck with that, Pantysue! It was nice knowin' ya, sis!

We also had a first-time caller named Lestat call in, and I think he had no idea what kind of a program he was calling in to. He seemed at first to be a little confused, but maybe that's common for vampires, since most of them prolly don't have much room for computers in their coffins, and so maybe don't know a whole lot about PSOs and sexually oriented chatrooms. But Lestat picked it up quickly, and he seemed to be having a great time. I must say though, that even though he's a big famous vampire and all, I think he more than met his match in Princess Grace and Domina Amanda.

Well, that's about all I have time to write this week, but if you would like to hear Provocatalk Episode 2 in it's entirety, there is a Talkshoe widget over on the righthand sidebar of this blog. Just click on "Select a Past Episode", and fasten your seatbelt, because these two Mistresses are definitely capable of taking you on the ride of your life!

And be sure to watch Princess Grace's blog for some future surprises at Provocatalk, that may... and I'm just sayin'... MAY... include more frequent appearances by Domina Amanda!

Your bitchass wuvs You, Princess!

Later, everybody!

little bitchass

Alright Bitchass, Chill Will Ya? I'm Writin' Somethin'...

I'm only doin' this because Bitchass says I need a hobby. Something that'll occupy me and take my mind off of my problems. She suggested a diary, but to me, a diary sounds dorky.... like something a cute little Mama's Girl would write. So if anybody laughs at me, you're gonna wake up with something that'll make Ebola seem like a head cold.

I really don't know anything about writing a diary. None of my friends wrote them, but I guess that's because I never had any friends when I was growing up. I'm not sure why, but most of the girls and boys I met would get this frightened look in their eyes, and BOOM! , I would never see them again. The few that actually hung around and let me come visit them at their houses, all seemed to have their families pack up and move away after a couple of weeks and I'd never see them again either.

I guess you can imagine that I didn't have much fun as a kid, and you're right, but I did eventually find a friend. One day I was outside burning bugs with my magnifying glass, when I heard a noise under our back porch. I crawled under there to look, and I found this old starving 3-legged cat. I grabbed him by one of his legs, I'm not sure which of the three it was, and dragged him out where I could see him. He was kinda scrawny and pathetic looking, but at least he didn't get that look in his eyes and run away, so I decided to adopt him as my friend. I named him Tripod, and we had lots of fun playing together.

Me and Tripod became best friends and I spent pretty much all my time with him, until one day I came home and couldn't find him. Dad told me he must've run away or something. I cried and I waited, and I cried and I waited, but my sweet little Tripod never came back. Then, a few months later, I found a note taped to my bicycle seat that was from one of the neighbors. It said that she had seen Dad backing out of the driveway one day, and he had run over poor Tripod, squishing him flat as a hubcap. The note said that Dad just shoveled him up into a bag and tossed him in the trash. That was the first time I ran away from home.

I came back after about a week of living under our porch, but things with me and Dad were never the same after that. I began to get in trouble at school, and some of the neighbors for some reason started to call the cops on me whenever I'd set their trashcans on fire, or when I put flaming bags of dog shit in front of their doors and rang their doorbells. What else was I gonna do? I was bored to death because I had nobody to play with, and my Mom and Dad seemed like they didn't like me very much.

I finally became close with my Auntie Ava, who used to come and visit us every so often. She was the one who gave me the nickname Corruptrix, and I started to use that and pretty much never went by my birth name again, which actually is Edith, and if you even crack a smile at that, I guarantee that you won't ever want to smile again, once all of your teeth turn green and fall out.

Mom and Dad used to talk about Auntie behind her back, saying she was "an odd duck". I overheard them talking about her one night, and it sounded like they were saying that she thought she was some kind of a witch or something. That sounded pretty cool to me, and so I tried to hang around with her as much as I could whenever she visited. What was really neat was that she didn't seem to be afraid of me, like all the others were. She seemed to like showing me some of the cool magical things she could do, and that was when I decided that I wanted to be a witch just like she was!

Other than my Auntie, I've only had one other person who ever came close to being my friend, and that's Little Bitchass here. Funny thing is, I don't remember exactly where or when we met. I think she grew up in an orphanage nearby, but she seems OK, and doesn't seem to be too scared of me either, except for sometimes when I get a little angry around her. Then she gets a little nervous I think. One thing that's really strange is that Bitchass and I look a lot alike. I'm not sure what that means, but it's pretty cool. I'm kinda jealous of her big boobs though....

Anyway, as I got into my teens, things around the house only got worse and worse, as I got more and more bored. The straw that broke the camel's back and changed my life forever was the time I decided I'd have some fun with the congregation at our family's church. Auntie Ava and I had been playing with magic potions for a few months, and I figured it was time for me to make my first ever potion. I worked really hard at it, and boy did I come up with a doozy! I took the potion to church and spiked the communion wine with it when nobody was looking. Then I sat back and watched. Eventually I started to notice people starting to squirm, and a few started to unbutton their shirts and blouses like it was getting hot in there.

Before too long, the whole congregation, including the Pastor, was getting naked and throwing their clothes everywhere. Then they all paired off and started fucking like bunnies in the pews, on the floor, everywhere! That went on for a couple of hours until somebody called the cops. When the cops came in, they knew right away who was behind it all, since most of them knew I was a troublemaker, and also because I was the only one who wasn't fucking somebody. I was just standing back by the door laughing my ass off!

The cops hauled me outta there for questioning, but they let me go after having some kind of a secret meeting with the townspeople, including the Pastor and my Mom and Dad. The next day, I was driven out to the edge of town and told never to come back. That was the last time I saw Mom and Dad, and to this day there is no record of me ever living in that town or going to school there. I think they burned all the records, but I'm not sure.

I decided I'd hitch a ride to my Auntie Ava's place and see if she would help me out, but that's another story for another time, and I'm already starting to depress myself, so maybe I'll write more later..... if I feel like it....

You wouldn't like me when I'm depressed.....

Corruptrix

Coming Soon... A New Diary... Maybe...

Well, I've just decided to do a favor for Corruptrix. I'm not sure how this is gonna go, but I'll tell you what I'm planning so far. The plan could change at any moment though.

As you may or may not know, Corruptrix hasn't been able to nail down a real day job since Freaky Friday closed it's doors last year. She's been working odd jobs here and there, and her latest gig, which thankfully she still has, is a daily paper route. Yep, she delivers afternoon editions of the LDW Gazette on her beat up bicycle. Now here's the problem. Corruptrix tells me that she hates it, mainly because it means she has to be outside in the sunlight, and also that she's starting to get very bored with the job. Now that doesn't sound too unusual for most normal people, but if you know much about Corruptrix, it's not a good thing for the rest of us if she gets bored.

And so, partly because I'm the closest thing to a friend that Corruptrix has around here, other than her dear Auntie Ava, and partly because I fear for everybody's safety, I suggested to her that she might try taking up a hobby that will keep her mind occupied. She's always seemed kind of interested in reading some of the stuff that I've written about her in my blog, but when I told her it would be great if she wrote a blog of her own, she started staring at me and her eyes did that wierd glazed over thing they always do right before somebody gets hurt really bad.

So, as I quickly backed away, I told her that if she just wanted to maybe write in a diary every so often, I would publish her entries in my blog. This way, she won't have the pressure of maintaining a blog of her own. That seemed to go over a lot better with her, and she stopped giving me "The Look". I'm thinking that this really won't be such a bad thing. I'm willing to do a little extra work to help her out, because she really has had a lot of bad stuff happen in her life, but also because it's for the greater public good. You may all thank me now.

I'm not sure when she'll write her first entry, but I figured I'd let you all know in case you want to stock up on crucifixes and holy water. May God have mercy on us all.

little bitchass

Welcome Back Ms Grace! The Stroke Princess Is Back!

I don't know if I have enough material this morning to write one of my normally long-winded blogposts, but one thing I want to be sure to do is to welcome Princess Grace back from Her well-deserved mini-vacation. We all missed You a LOT, Princess, and it's great to have You back amongst Your pets. I hope You had a great time and are well rested and ready to tease!

I wasn't in the Kink Chatroom very much during the time She was gone, mainly because I was trying to keep a low profile, and trying to avoid the normal sniping that always seems to happen when She is away. One thing I always seem to notice in the chatroom during Her times away, and it's sad really, is that some of the chatters seem to feel that Princess does not have the right to a personal life outside of LDW Space. They obviously think that they have some kind of ownership rights to Her free time, and if She decides that She wants to take a little trip to enjoy Herself, they bitch and moan about Her neglecting them. That's just being selfish, folks. This is only my opinion, but it bugs the hell out of me to see people making little remarks in the chatroom that make it seem like it's wrong somehow for Her to want some time to take care of Her own needs.

Ms Grace is awesome at what She does, and technically doesn't "owe" any of us anything except for the call time that we pay Her for. That She DOES care about us and gives us contact with Her outside of the calls, is something extra that SHE chooses to do, and we should appreciate it when She gives it, and we should never EVER take that kindness for granted. Please just remember that She has a lot of needy pets, and last time I checked, Her day only has 24 hours in it, just like ours does.

I admit that I have fallen into this same trap before, putting my own needs before Hers and feeling sorry for myself, but I always end up feeling terribly guilty about it when She comes back and sends me that first IM.

I guess what I'm saying is that we should all take a chill pill and remember that the Stroke Princess has a life too, and we should just take what She gives us and not expect any more than that. If you think She's neglecting you, please keep it to yourself and out of the public chatroom until you can get over it. She already gives us so much more than She is obligated to, and that's simply because She cares.

Sorry about this post turning into a little vent, but that is gonna happen sometimes when you write a stream of consciousness type of entry. I'll try to do better on the next one.

Princess, welcome back, and I for one am really looking forward to hearing you this Thursday night when you resume Tease Time on Talkshoe! Wuv You!

See all of you next time!

little bitchass


P.S. It's been two weeks for me now Princess. Don't You think that's long enough in this cage? ::nervous giggle::

Tease Time With Princess Grace Is On Talkshoe!

Well, it finally happened... the Stroke Princess took Her regular Thursday night Tease Time chat to Talkshoe this week. And, for any of you who don't know what I'm talking about, well... any more than usual, let me explain it as I see it. Remember, I'm new with this application too, so don't jump all over me if I screw up with the explanation.

Talkshoe is a way to combine both a text chatroom with a streaming audio channel, so that you can play in the chatroom at the same time as the show's Hostess is talking to you live. The program also has the capability of allowing people to call in to the Hostess by phone, and everyone else listening can hear both halves of the conversation. It really is very neat. And, as an extra added attraction, which will help me a LOT with my revues, is that the audio portion of the show is recorded, so you can play it back as many times as you can stand being teased by Princess' yummy voice!

To participate, you have to go to http://www.talkshoe.com/ and sign up. It is free and only takes a few minutes. You need to make up a username that you're gonna go by in the chatroom, choose a password, and provide a PIN number, which is the phone number of the phone you'll be calling in on if you should choose to call.

Once there, search for Princess Grace, and you will be taken to her page. You can continue to use the web based application, but you can also download a "Pro" version. This is also free, but I haven't tried using it yet, and so I can't tell you if it makes any big differences or not. If anyone has anything pro or con to share about the different versions, send me a comment, as I'm sure it will be helpful to others trying to decide what to do.

As for my own experience using the web based application, I had some problems at the start of the chat. I was already logged into the chatroom when Princess started the audio portion, and I could not hear Her until I backed out of the chatroom and came back in. Shortly after that, I found I could not type anything into the chat window, and everything seemed to freeze up, and since I wasn't sure what was going on, I backed all the way out of Explorer and came back in. After logging back in, I was good to go for the rest of the night, but I saw that others had problems similar to mine throughout the chat, including Princess Grace.

While I'm at it, another way to get to Princess Grace's page in Talkshoe and play back Her shows has been added over on the right sidebar of my blog. See it? All you have to do is click! How cool and easy is that???

One of the first things that happened after Princess got the program rolling, was a call into Tease Time by none other than Princess Grace's needy and wanty pet, Pantysue. This is a really cool aspect of the show, and I'm looking forward to hearing some of the other people who I've been chatting with in LDW Space for so long now. Pantysue is still desperate to cum, and can't wait to get her feet into a really devillish pair of ballet boots! And she knows that since Princess already made me buy a pair, she is sure to be next on the list! Pantysue, I'm sure you'll love them, and what's even cooler, is that I won't be the only one who'll be crippled and crawling to the bathroom or to the refrigerator! Maybe this will catch on, and Princess will even have Billybear or Lucky wearing them!

Ms Heather dropped by to help Princess celebrate Her first Talkshoe show, and when She called into the show, the two Mistresses got into a lively and very informative discussion centered around the topic chosen earlier, which was "Fantasy vs Reality" or... "Why Jemmie is Nuts". I've acquired a lot of firsthand knowledge on this subject, and have gotten a lot of "helpful suggestions" from other people in the past year or so, and it was great to hear the topic discussed from the point of view of the PSO.

The time flew by and before I knew it, the chat was over. Thanks go to Ms Heather for dropping by, Your conversation with Ms Grace was really entertaining to listen to, and it came across that You Both were having a blast!

Thanks also to all the chatters who came and participated in the show! I hope you all had as good a time as I did!

And to Princess Grace, the Stroke Princess, the Mindfucktress, the Tormentrix, the Super Cockteasing Bitch, and best of all my Mistress, I'm really happy that the first show went so well. Even though there were some technical difficulties, those will be ironed out and the show should just get better and better as everybody gets more familiar with the software.

As always, Princess, I'm so proud to be Yours and can't wait for the next show!

Enjoy Your vacation next weekend and come back safe and sound... with no marks! Wuv You!

See y'all next time!

little bitchass