Bloggin' With Bitchass

Well Everybody...I'm Excited! You Can Congratulate Me Now!

I wasn't gonna tell all of you this right now. I was thinking I'd wait until the date got a little closer before I spilled the beans. But I just can't keep from sharing this wonderful bit of news with all of you!

It all started on Thursday night at Princess Grace's Tease Time. We had a prophet in attendance, and it wasn't BillyProphet, who you might remember led a few of us on that almost fatal trek into the desert. No friends, this prophet was for REAL!!!

He made a couple of astounding predictions for the future, and I for one believed every one of them. Some of that may be because I'm insane, but he was so darn convincing! Here's the deal!

The prophecy says that within the next 2 years, I am gonna have dinner with, and get this, MARRY Princess Grace, the Mindfucktress Stroke Princess Herself! I don't know what kind of a vision he saw to come up with that one, but I'm not taking any chances, and I've started making preparations already.

I'm thinking that we'll both be wearing wedding gowns, Princess will have to decide on the colors... I'll leave that part up to Her. I also think it will be really cool if we both wear a hot pair of ballet boots for our trip down the aisle. The corsets will be optional, that's up to Princess.

I was hoping the wedding ceremony could be held at Princess' Castle, where we could honeymoon right in Her Dungeon, but realized that Her state still has some stupid, outdated idea about two girls marrying each other, and so we'll have to move the ceremony over to another state where the lawmakers aren't such stick-in-the-muds.

I figure that whatever gown I wear, it'll be cut very low in the back so I can show off the wedding tattoo that will be covering my whole back. A huge picture of Princess Grace in a Domme outfit with our marriage vows underneath it will be really cool looking, don't ya think? And how about this? Instead of me wearing a wedding band on my finger, She can pierce me and put a ring through my septum right during the ceremony! OMG!!! How awesome is THAT gonna be!!

I'm sure that I'll also take on Her name at the ceremony. Little Bitchass Grace... I like the way that sounds, don't you? Oh, this is SOOO exciting!

I know that some of you are gonna be pretty jealous about this, but I can't help that. This is fate after all, and you don't mess with fate. I just know that I'm as excited as all getout, and giddy as a schoolgirl!

OK, that's all I have so far, but I'll keep you all informed as the wedding date approaches!

Aren't you all happy for me? I soooo wuvs my Stroke Princess!

Oh, and that reminds me, I think maybe I should tell Princess about all this...

little bitchass