Bloggin' With Bitchass

Something Needs To Be Done About This...

I'm sure that by now, you've all heard about the heartrending situation involving the accidental transformation of BillyBear into billyHulk. In case you missed it, read about it here.

When I said "accidental", I wasn't being totally accurate, because the former fuzzy blue bear actually did ask to be injected with an untested and unproven drug. Even though this was the action of a complete moron, I can't help but feel just a little sorry for the "Big Green Jerk", as he is quietly being referred to these days.

I believe in practicing the "live and let live" philosophy, but really, things are starting to get a little out of hand here. He is becoming a very mean and nasty mutant. In only the past few days, he has been threatening to smash blogs and seems to have developed a deepseated hatred for art cars. It's only a matter of time I suppose before my own beloved flower car gets thrown into some active volcano crater thousands of miles away.

So before this situation gets totally fubar, I thought I'd ask for some input as to what we can do to help the dangerous poor slob change back into the safe poor slob. Please send in any suggestions you might have, and we'll have a town meeting in about a week to decide on our course of action. I don't think I need to remind you all of the devastation that could occur to our town's only Crisco factory and the huge town square Christmas tree during Christmas season. If you're worried about stirring up his wrath, don't worry, I don't think he reads very well but I'll disguise your names anyway. That is, if I can remember to do it.

Please act quickly as I can't afford to keep replacing my smashed coffee tables. God have mercy on us all.

little bitchass