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Freaky Friday... The Coven Grows...

Last weekend's Freaky Friday was really a memorable one, especially for one of the dedicated innocents who shows up every week and is only too happy to carry out the most heinous tasks given by Miz Ava. That is, as long as most of those heinous tasks are directed at billybear. I'll tell you why this week's chat was memorable in a few minutes, but first things first here...

The night began on a rather sad note, when Miz Ava announced to all that Ms Veronica would not be joining us. Ms Veronica, in another of her famous collect calls, told Miz Ava that she had met and fell in lust with an Irish priest while attending the Succubus Retreat last weekend, and was off cavorting with him in Istanbul. While we were all sad, I'm sure that Ms Veronica was enjoying every minute of what she was surely doing to that poor priest.

And then, Miz Ava made the big announcement of the night...

MsAva: Tonight happens to be a very special night for a couple of other reasons
MsAva: Not only is this the First of June...which is the month for merry-making of all sorts
Corruptrix: do tell Miz Ava!
Sonny_Boy: I will keep mouth full and my butt empty
Corruptrix: sonny... Corruptrix almost chuckled at that one
StephMarie: Corruptix, your whip might be busy tonight
Corruptrix: I'm limbering it up steph

MsAva: But tonight happens to be the night we are accepting a new initiate into The Coven.
MsAva: Well my children of the night
Corruptrix: (drumroll)
Sonny_Boy: Nothing says lovin, like something from the coven
Corruptrix: (snaps sonny in the ass with whip)
Sonny_Boy: yeow!

MsAva: Last week, when we had the episode of Billy
MsAva: (who by the way, I am not EVEN close to being through with yet)
MsAva: There was an individual here who showed such dedication and affection to this Craft
MsAva: That I thought to myself, this person really has potential
MsAva: This person
MsAva: Is Stephanie Marie

MsAva: Stephanie Marie is about to be coronated, ladies and gentlemen
StephMarie: The interview process was lengthy and grueling I must say
rick: congrats stephanie marie!
aussie: wow, congrats
StephMarie: thanks everyone

MsAva: Yes Steph but you did soooo well
Sonny_Boy: mazet tov!
Corruptrix: congratulations initiate steph
(little_giselle) sent sound: applause
MsAva: Stephanie has passed all of the tests...
StephMarie: ty Corruptix

Corruptrix: Miz Ava, may I whip the new initiate now?
StephMarie: no one said anything about whipping?
Sonny_Boy: ,winces!
Corruptrix: its an initiation, steph, there's always whipping at these
MsAva: No whipping!!!
MsAva: She is NOT that kind of initiate!!!!
Corruptrix: awwww
StephMarie: ty Ms Ava!

MsAva: Corr!!! You will get your chance to whip someone!!!
Sonny_Boy: ,whew...
asia4morewins: gets out board with nail in it
Corruptrix: oh ok... hope I don't have to wait too long
StephMarie: you will know when the whipping may commence

MsAva: Stephanie Marie, I am pleased to hereby name you, "Lady Protectress of The Pit"
StephMarie: Ms Ava, I am beyond honored!
Corruptrix: a fitting title indeed
MsAva: From now on, Steph will be the Lady who opens the Pit for those victims who are deemed unruly
MsAva: And she will be the one who seals it
MsAva: Tightly
StephMarie: And I will look very pretty doing it too
MsAva: Yes she will
StephMarie: See I like to dress nice for these nights
StephMarie: Kinda like Vanna and the letters

MsAva: Also, we have even put in a new tile all around the circumferance of The Pit
MsAva: Yes Corr, please tell everyone about the Pit renovations
Corruptrix: you'll notice we've had The Pit area redone especially for you steph
StephMarie: Corruptix, why yes
StephMarie: !
Corruptrix: we've been working hard in secret all week tiling the ground around The Pit
Corruptrix: we have very nice marble tiles laid around the perimeter so that you may open and close the cover without the hem of your gown getting dirty
StephMarie: Corruptix, very thoughtful!
Corruptrix: we were gonna go with a hardwood floor but didn't feel like sanding it

MsAva: And also....
MsAva: We are going to be recruiting
MsAva: We have a couple of openings for Stephanie's charges
StephMarie: I'll have charges?
MsAva: Who will assist her by holding up the train or hem of her gowns whenever she is on Pit duty
asia4morewins: depth charges?
Sonny_Boy: positive or negative charges?
Corruptrix: (whips Asia and Sonny)
Corruptrix: you need attendants, steph

Miz Ava then asked for volunteers for the coveted positions as Steph's Attendants. We didn't have time to do job interviews, and so it became a "first come first served" arrangement, with Rick and Tabatha getting noticed first. It was heartwarming to see how much they both wanted the job, because of the way they knocked down some of the more frail coven members and jumped up and down on them so they could be seen easier.

MsAva: Please proceed forward, Stephanie and her attendants

Corruptrix: I always get so emotional at these initiations

StephMarie: *walks forward*

rick: proceeding

StephMarie: *beaming*

MsAva: Corr, you stand to my left here at the altar

MsAva: Ohhhh, Steph, you do look amazing...she glows!!

StephMarie: Ms Ava, you are too kind

rick: you r deserving my lady

Corruptrix: don't overdo it rick, you have the job already

MsAva: Please bow your head before me Stephanie

Corruptrix: (looks at rick.... places hand on whip)

StephMarie: *bows head before the truly stunning Ms Ava*

tabatha: bows

rick: bows

MsAva: (smiles upon Steph in all of her glory)

MsAva: (takes her willow wand and holds it in the air)

MsAva: I call upon the Mother Crone

MsAva: The spirits of this Enchanted Forest

Corruptrix: (bows head)

MsAva: And all of the witches who have come before and who will come after

tabatha: listening intently

MsAva: I call upon all of these as witnesses

MsAva: I place my willow wand on Stephanies head

MsAva: I point the wand and draw a star over Steph

MsAva: She is consecrated

rick: congratulations!

Sonny_Boy: Ooh

Corruptrix: very impressive

MsAva: Stephanie I place the wand over you and draw a protective circle all around you

MsAva: You are protected so that you may now protect this sacred ground

Corruptrix: now get ta steppin' and open up that pit!

MsAva: Steph, you do know the magic words?

StephMarie: magic words?

MsAva: Yes Steph

StephMarie: open sesame?

MsAva: Hahaha Wrong magic words!!!!

Corruptrix: c'mon steph.. you know it

MsAva: (slips Steph a piece of paper with magic words on them)

StephMarie: ohhhhh

StephMarie: The

StephMarie: Pit

StephMarie: Is Open

StephMarie: Forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

StephMarie: Business!

And with those magic words, the cover over The Pit slowly opens, and a dull red glow from below dances on the Pit walls. At this point, Rick, who has a cush job all wrapped up, inexplicably volunteers to be thrown into The Pit. And so, without further ado, I sent Rick spinning down into The Pit, where he would soon meet Mother Crone in all her terrible glory.

little_giselle: he was a lively sort, that rick
little_giselle: perhaps not the brightest of bulbs, but lively nonetheless
MsAva: Exactly giselle!
Corruptrix: I always cry at these killings
little_giselle: me too
MsAva: Oh corr and giselle...these are such emotional events
StephMarie: tabatha, would you pass around the kleenex please?
Corruptrix: I must remain above those emotions... I am Corruptrix
MsAva: Yes Corr...you are a strong witch

MsAva: Which torture device shall we experiment with tonight before Rick meets Mother?
Corruptrix: how about the hot seat?
StephMarie: how about the comfy chair?
MsAva: Lets do the hot seat Corruptrix
Corruptrix: oh yes, Miz Ava!
StephMarie: Hot seat it is
Corruptrix: (drags in metal chair and builds fire under it)
Corruptrix: hot seat coming right up. Miz Ava
MsAva: (looks at her watch....Rick better fess up or his ass will be burning and NOT in a good way in just a few moments)

MsAva: Ok...burn his ass Corr
Corruptrix: (levitates rick into the "hot seat")

Corruptrix: bye rick...
StephMarie: buh bye rick
Corruptrix: ok steph, close it
StephMarie: The pit
StephMarie: is closed
StephMarie: for business

Rick: Ahhhhhhhhh.......

And with the saying of the magic words, the pit cover slams down, cutting off Rick's last words in mid ahhhhhhhhh...

Now this was going to be the last of my account of the evening's activities, but we had a surprise guest visit the clearing.

Lady of Light made another dramatic entrance, causing all those present to put on sunglasses and SPF15 sunscreen. What followed was a brutal ass whupping on my butt cheeks. To humiliate me even further, Lady of Light rubbed melted butter onto my burning cheeks and then sprinkled cinnamon on the butter and blew on it to dry everything in place. Then she made me present my "cinnamon buns" to Miz Ava for approval.

To make matters worse, my new associate Steph, who I had asked to hold my whip while I was getting my beating, decided to make a power play to take the most fun part of my job away.

StephMarie: Corruptix, may i keep the whip?
Corruptrix: no steph.. allow me to keep a smidge of dignity here
StephMarie: Corruptix, just a smidge?
MsAva: Oh geez
LadyofLight: ::whack::
Corruptrix: aaaaaaaaaaaccckkkkkkkkk
LadyofLight: No dignity

StephMarie: this is why I wear the long dresses

StephMarie: with lots of layers!

Corruptrix: (cowers with no dignity)

Now I don't know what I ever did to deserve this kind of shabby treatment by Lady of Light, but I think maybe she's getting me mixed up with that sickeningly sweet goody-two-shoes, little bitchass. Lots of people tell me that there's a strong resemblance there. But it wasn't all bad... I got a nice endorphin rush from the paddling at least. And the hot cinnamon smelled pretty good.

And so another Freaky Friday was history, and there's a new witch in town. But I'm keeping an eye on my old pal Steph. If she tries taking over my job again, her butt will feel the tickle of my whip. Seniority is a bitch, Steph! I'm sure Miz Ava will understand.

See you all next Friday Night!

Corruptrix