Bloggin' With Bitchass

Some Freaky Friday News! Welcoming a New Coven Member...

I'm going to switch up a little from my normal report on this weekend's Freaky Friday and instead, fill you in on a major change that occurred.

As you know, Ms Veronica has not attended the last few Freaky Friday chats, because she had gotten involved in the seduction and corruption of an Irish priest that she met during her stay at the Succubus Retreat. Well, it seems that this corruption has turned into a fulltime job, and so regretfully, Ms Veronica has decided not to return to Freaky Friday. We are all sorry to see her go, and will sorely miss the power of her Spider Venom, but we all wish her the best in whatever new Dark Duties she undertakes.

That being said, I'm happy to announce that Ms Tara has agreed to join the Coven, and she made her first official appearance on Friday night. All of you Innocents had better join High Priestess Miz Ava, Steph (Pit Boss) Marie, and I in welcoming her to our little family the next time you see her. It would also be wise to show her the proper respect, because besides being a very powerful Witch, she can also spank your ass right off of you. Believe me, I know! And if you don't believe me, ask billybear.

I'm not sure if it was a coincidence or not, but we had one of the biggest turnouts ever for a Freaky Friday chat. I wasn't watching the room count all that closely, but a couple of times I noticed that there were at least 30 in the room when I looked. I think some of those were from Ms Tara's fan club, which included most of billybear's family and even his crooked lawyer. The small blue bear brought them along to play on Miz Ava's sympathies and try to wangle him a stay of his upcoming execution. I don't know why he felt he had to bring his lawyer along, but if that shyster tries to bring any kind of legal action against us, it'll be the sorriest day of his life. I don't care if he was Hunter Thompsons lawyer, you just don't mess around with a Coven of Witches. He's gonna have a hard time concentrating on the case when he realizes that he is developing a new boil or running sore on his cock every 5 minutes, while he still has a cock that is.....

The ever elusive lbb showed up and promptly joined the wrong side by encouraging billybear to defy Miz Ava's every wish. I think he even provided a ride to the chat for billybear's mom and dad. I don't hold that against lbb though, because I believe he had been driven partially mad by a bad case of Princess Grace withdrawal that occurred during her fast. He gets extra sympathy from me on that, because he was not the only one.

Steph had made an improvement to the cover on The Pit, but it still needs to be tuned up a little. Seems that as fast as I was tossing people in, they were popping right back out again, so Steph, you need to get that thing fixed before next week's chat.

The action moved fast and furious, and the Witches and their apprentices were working hard to keep everybody in line. My whip got a workout and I need to add a few nails to the end by next week in case we have a repeat of this weeks bad behavior. I'm pretty sure that all that's needed is a little incentive to keep the Innocents behaving. Between Miz Ava's and Ms Tara's unholy spells and spankings, Pit Boss Steph's continued improvements to The Pit's burners, and my whip and lightning-fast boots, we will not have a repeat of this week's Symphony of Disrespect.

So once again, welcome to the Coven Ms Tara, because after what we witnessed this past Friday, we will be needing much more of the type of discipline that you are so adept at providing.

See you next Friday, and you all had better be good! I mean it!

Corruptrix