Bloggin' With Bitchass

Better late than never...

I apologize for the delay, but had a fortunate turn of events in RealWorld, and so spent a good part of the weekend thinking about and planning for a Princess call! I also had a nice Saturday afternoon at the salon getting my hair cut, colored, and styled, but I'm not gonna write about that this time so I can get you caught up on the more important stuff.

Thursday night's Tease Time with Princess Grace was a little bit of a rocky one for Princess because of a very strong thunderstorm that decided to go through Her area just as Tease Time was starting. We all had to wait at various times for Princess to hide under Her bed and come out again when it was safe.

Everyone present began the night by exchanging greetings and much wuv for Princess, all of which was returned by Her in kind. The main topic for the night was Princess' new health plan. Everyone wholeheartedly agreed with Her decision to be as healthy as possible so She would be sure to be around for a long time to cum. Well, for HER to cum anyway. It's awesome to think about the frequency that Princess cums, because it works out to something like 12,696.75 times a year, if my calculations are correct.

When I say that everyone agreed with Her health plan, I am lying just a bit, because it includes a cleansing fast, and Princess has chosen a few people to go through the plan at the same time as Her, because She is not about to suffer through it all by Herself. Those who knew a few of the nasty little details were a little uneasy about joining Her in the plan, but hey, Princess is Princess, and who of the chosen ones wouldn't be willing to sacrifice a little just to help Her out? It also helps when She doesn't ask someone to help, but tells them instead.

Since I had complained last week that it was my first Tease Time in quite a while where I could participate and a strokey-rubby tease never happened, Princess decided to give us a break and give us one this time. Everyone who wanted to was told to lube up, and Princess began one of Her classic teases. Princess had us follow Her patented stroking instruction, and before long the sound in the room was dominated by Her instructions and various moans, mmmmmms, and ooooohhhhh, and other primal sounds from the crowd that soon got so insistent that She became a little bit alarmed and the next thing we knew it was,

"OK, everybody... hands off"

Fuck! I knew this was gonna happen! My first day back on the job and NO CUMMIES!

I could tell that others were a little disappointed in being told to stop as well, judging by the many "awwwww" and "Oh Princess.... pleaseeeeee?" comments that rippled through the frustrated mass of humanity in the room. One of the more upset campers, Jimmy, lost his mind completely and took it a step further, when he sent a thunder sound effect that blew Princess right out of the room, and we never saw Her again. But that wasn't enough for Jimmy the Killer, as he is now known. In his insanity, he also started calling Princess "The Wicked Witch of the West" for leaving our little ship rudderless. I'm hoping that his insanity will let up by next week, because he is normally a very likable guy, and it's kinda sad to see a nice guy hated by so many as much as Jimmy the Killer now is. But no matter what, he is gonna have a lot of explaining to do with Princess, if She ever comes back to the chatroom.

The rest of Tease Time was spent watching the chatters mill around aimlessly, and some would from time to time call out plaintively to Princess, in a vain attempt to bring Her back. I have never witnessed such a heartwrenching scene in my life.

Retelling this has gotten me all broken up again over the apparent loss of my Mistress, and so I think I'll have to stop and compose myself. Hopefully, Princess is OK and will return for next week's Tease Time.

If She does, make sure you get there early and get a good seat for Jimmy the Killer's cum-uppance. It should make for quite a spectacle!

little bitchass