Bloggin' With Bitchass

My Blog Has Gotten Boring...

I was talking to billybear in an IM this morning, and I commented to him that my blog was becoming stale and boring. I think the major problem is that my posts are way too long, and people just don't have time to sit through all that, so I figure I need a way to shorten my posts and give them some flair so that more people might read them. Maybe it would help if I added lots of shiny pictures.

Billybear said that maybe I just needed a gimmick, and he suggested that I go with Haiku posts!

Genius!

What could be better than boiling a post down to 3 short lines of text? It would save me tons of time too. It would give me my "gimmick" and at the same time I wouldn't have to sit at the computer for hours composing blogposts that way!

Here's billybear's suggestion, using my last post as an example...

cage lock key dangles
open yes open no why
must I question it

See? Isn't that awesome? I think I'll try this out on my next post! Thanks, billybear!

If that doesn't help, I'll try the pictures...

little bitchass